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Welcome to Wednesday.
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It is the pile-up on the Queen of the Vans.
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I'm Doug Nightmare.
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And this episode is about conspiracy.
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Yeah, well, give it a little more.
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Give it a little more.
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It was your idea, so you didn't have to be the one that's like real spooky about it.
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Well, we're not the Hollywood Symphony.
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We're not going to play the X-Files theme for you.
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Their ears are bleeding right now.
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I mean, that seems extreme.
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I think everybody's ears are probably okay.
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If your ears aren't okay, write in and let us know how your ears are doing.
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If you've pulled anything interesting out of them in a while.
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Sometimes we pick a topic.
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I mean, we always discuss the topics that we're going to discuss ahead of time.
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It's not all off the cuff.
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And this time, Emily said, what do you think about car conspiracies?
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She said, okay, fine.
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She just dragged her kicking and screaming.
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I know a few popular ones.
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Everybody knows the, I'd say this and then, you know, that's not going to be all that popular.
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Everybody knows the fish carburetor scam.
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I'd never known it.
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So I guess go ahead and prove me wrong right out of the gate.
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We are going to talk about it.
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I didn't know very many.
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That's why I wanted to research it because I was like, oh, I bet there's a lot of like weird
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conspiracies out there.
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I mean, we honestly looking for drama in like the design studios and things like that.
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But what we found is cool too.
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You were really, you were thinking about drama in the design studio.
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So I guess I should have Googled drama in design studios 1960s.
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I mean, there's not, you know, you would have been better off getting out the centuries
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style book because that would have been better researched and it's in there.
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The dramas are in that book.
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Well, I guess I got some reading to do.
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Well, when you get your time machine and come back and redo this episode.
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No, we're not redoing this episode.
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There will be no redoing of episodes.
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Then the deal with the fish carburetor is supposedly it's this carb that makes you
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200 miles per gallon.
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And the whole story is like, you know, you buy this carburetor out of an ad in a newspaper,
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you know, it's always like a newsprint ad, you know, from like a newspaper or an automotive
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periodical, you know, and a certain race car driver runs it and it works.
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And it's this wildly fuel efficient carburetor and people are like, oh, this guy had a
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brilliant idea and then he got killed or whatever.
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And it's like, not really, not really feasible.
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Basically what will happen is every time you get in the comments section, somebody
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will be like, look, the volumetric efficiency doesn't make any sense to do what it says it
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I don't think he'd ever said 200 miles an hour.
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It said 200 miles per gallon.
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You just said 200 miles.
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Are we talking land speed or are we talking distance?
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I don't think it ever said that with the article that I read said that it claimed
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20% more fuel efficiency and 30% more power.
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Well, that's an even easier scam because nobody's rolling around with a dynamometer
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or back then what we would call a pony break.
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Well, you could calculate it by how much gas you're using.
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And then by the feel of the car.
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One person more recently had put one on his race car and he said that it,
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I think it slightly bumped up the fuel efficiency,
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but it took the power efficiency way down or the power ratio way down.
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And the reason why, okay, because I found interesting things about either 200,
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100 and 200 mile an hour is shit.
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This is me slowly glaring to the side.
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Yeah, she is not even, she won't even look at me.
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So now when I say mile an hour, it means mile per gallon.
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Listen, everybody get with me.
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I can't get with you.
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Um, so the 100 and 200 miles per hour happened before the fish carburetor came out
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and that was a conspiracy theory that was like before, you know,
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a few years before or right at the time the fish carburetor came out.
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And that was like, basically there was a whole bunch of different versions.
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It was like a teenager, a couple to some dude,
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they would buy a factory car from the factory and pick it up through a big dealership.
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And then they would get home and realize that it had 100 to 200 miles per gallon.
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Then it got like this outrageous amount.
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And then it always ended supposedly the conspiracy always ended in four ways.
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The car got recalled and it took a lot longer for them to fix what they were supposed to fix.
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And then it would come back and also it wouldn't have anything to do with the fuel system.
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They recall wouldn't have anything to do with the fuel system.
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It would come back and it all of a sudden magically would be back down to like 15 or 20 or whatever it was.
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And then men in black would come by your house and they would offer an outrageous price
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that you could not refute and you would sell the car to them.
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Guys in suits with briefcases of cash showed up and made an offer that can't be refused.
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The car is stolen or otherwise disappears overnight.
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I hate when that happens. My prize race car.
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I know exactly. Mysterious men show up, pop the hood, make a few adjustments
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and the magical mileage returns to normal.
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So according to the article I read those are the conspiracy theories that were going around
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at the time that made the public sort of ripe for the picking for the fish carburetor
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but also a carburetor before that which I can't remember what it was called
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but it was in that article.
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Sorry for the not good story there at the end.
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I will say that I spent a lot of time reading about this in the past.
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Like I found a really thick like Yahoo Geosities type website about it.
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Another topic that I researched very intensely like this was about the formation of the
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or the creation of the nuclear fallout sign.
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Which was sort of like handed off to this guy and he did it with his daughter
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and they like they just did research on it and basically developed the fallout sign together.
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There was like a guy giving the project that shouldn't receive it but he did
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and he was like okay I can do it.
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Was he not a designer? No.
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He just a regular old guy?
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He was a military guy.
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He was a officer in the military and it was sort of like
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it's an interesting story but it's factual.
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Like he and his daughter, you know if it's post fallout
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you have to be able to see it with a candle right?
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So they like have the signs in their basement with all the lights off
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candles and they're like seeing samples of paint and seeing what the
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what they could do to illuminate the signage with a candle light
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and then black and yellow together were studied to be the most
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visible two colors to the human eye.
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You know like bees wear it like stay away.
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It's their favorite color to wear.
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Stay away from me you know.
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So other than Charlotte Hornets they're teal.
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I don't know what their deal is.
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I don't know what a Charlotte Hornet is.
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It's a basketball team.
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It's purple and teal.
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Come on Charles Barkley.
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I think he went to the Hornets for a little bit before he went back to the
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Sons or left the Sons.
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Clearly you know a lot about the subject.
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Anyway the fallout sign story is interesting but factual.
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But the fish carburetor I had read quite a bit about the turn signal
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lever is another one that was like an idea that was stolen.
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You know like Detroit will steal these ideas.
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The seat belt in Tucker is a similar one.
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You know like I mean but that's very factual.
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There's a whole movie about it where you know the dude Jeff Bridges plays
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Preston Tucker and he you know they were like oh his car needs a seat belt
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it must be unsafe or like he had the headlights that steered with the
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Kind of like you were bragging about with your Corvette.
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Okay well we're gonna get back to that actually people.
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You know Preston Tucker lived that because the big three went out of
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their way to destroy Tucker.
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I mean his run was short you know shorter than the Beatles.
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Yeah he went to he didn't go to jail but he did get prosecuted by the
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Yeah but he got acquitted I think by a jury.
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I didn't remember that aspect.
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Yeah but it did supposedly make his business like ruin his business.
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I mean you know don't get in the way of you know Detroit.
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Same thing for Tesla.
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I mean Tesla was ripped off by Westinghouse among others and died with
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So the thing that like people talk about Stanley Meyer having this
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dune buggy that ran on water only and then he went to you know it would
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make hydrogen through electrolysis.
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It would split water into oxygen and hydrogen atoms and then it would
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then you know run the car off of hydrogen supposedly he drove
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across country on 20 gallons of water tap water.
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Whoa tap water not even distilled water.
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Supposedly he met with Belgian investors and during the meeting
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became violently ill and supposedly outside the restaurant while he's
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dying he's saying they poisoned me but then it was ruled that he died
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of an aneurysm and so you know I saw I saw this clip I don't know how.
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But dying of an aneurysm like who knows how you know what if
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that medical examiner maybe got a little kickback.
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Yeah that can happen.
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I didn't dig super deep into this because it's kind of a worn out
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topic like one of the clips I saw was from Patrick Bet David who's
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like a super conservative mouthpiece that like you know like
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David Pakman's been on his show and like I mean I'll give him
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credit because he trolled Ron DeSantis and tried to try to
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get him to put on regular cowboy boots because Ron wears these
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lifters in his cowboy boots.
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He's the governor of Florida if you don't know who this
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And so he tried to get him to wear cowboy boots and like that he
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gave him as a gift he's like I'm sorry I can't accept any
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So that was kind of.
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They might have bombs in them.
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So like yeah I'll give PVD some credit on that one but like you
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know he's like he's like saying Stanley Myers Carr runs on
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the process of electrolysis like come on man.
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Oh electrolysis like lice in your hair that are
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Yeah I mean I'm not like to give a prescriptive speech
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like that's just how he says it but it's electrolysis.
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Like yeah I don't know to say it to be like electrolysis
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like he's he's researched it less than I have.
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But I just didn't I didn't I personally found another
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conspiracy theory that I thought was super interesting
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but you teased me with a Model T one.
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Do you want to roll with it.
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When we were walking.
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Well supposedly this is all hearsay.
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Well actually it's not all hearsay because it's in a
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book called My Forty Years with Ford by.
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I need a man to hug and kiss.
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I didn't IP freely.
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I didn't number my notes here.
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I'm a big stupid head and I have smell butts and
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I'm just trying to give you time to find this.
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Sorry everybody about that.
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So Charlie Sorenson's book My Forty Years with Ford.
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He said yes and I'm assuming that Charlie Sorenson.
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I didn't look him up but I'm guessing if he worked for
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Forty Years with Ford he was some kind of exact.
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If he wrote a book about it.
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I would agree with that.
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He wrote a book about it.
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And then Cliff Robertson's movie The Man and
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the Machine also said yes and that's supposed
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to be a documentary style.
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I have to I've probably seen it but let's
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let's hear this story.
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Anyway apparently Edsel presented to Ford after Ford
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had been on a like on a trip.
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And when he got back Edsel presented to him and a
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bunch of Ford executives this new Model T that
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he'd been making in secret because the old
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Model T was getting stale and they were
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losing sales to GM.
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And Ford got incredibly angry and ripped it
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And imagine ripping a car apart by hand like
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I'm assuming you could do that if you had a
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But imagine how long it would take to do that.
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Like how awkward before.
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Don't bury the lead here which is that like the
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only car that was ever made in higher
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numbers than the Model T is the Beetle.
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So there are millions of Model T's out
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Like the Model T is I think I think
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There's all there's sort of different variations
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Like if you just go looking to buy the cow there's
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so many body variations.
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But like yeah the T was made.
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There's lots of them.
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They're all over the place.
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There's no reason not to hot rod them.
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I mean when I was a kid I remember my dad
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pointing out all these T buckets at the
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I didn't know what that meant at all.
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And I like to this day I think T buckets
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They should be hot rotted.
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There's millions of them.
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So Ford thought he had made a car that would
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Like he was like we'll just make the T.
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We've hit this and they'll keep selling.
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This is before automakers realized that
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making moderate changes to each year
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over year would make them a lot more
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money and creates what we have now.
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Keeping up with the Joneses.
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And so that's why he was so upset.
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Now the other thing about this is
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Some of the early versions of fiberglass
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was done with wood blocks and cheese
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cloth and then a wheat paste was
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So it's like fiberglass and resin.
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So they would build these full size
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scale models of cars.
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But they were actually assembled with
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wood and little blocks that helped
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I forget what it's called.
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So maybe it was one of these models
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and not like a full working.
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It's in the century a style book.
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I forget what they call it.
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But I don't think I have it
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bookmarked in the one that's laying
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But it's I'm not going to like look
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Make a big gap in the audience
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like we usually do.
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It's under several other books.
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So it's not going to happen.
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But for all intents and purposes
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this might have been one of those
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models that he just really just
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ripped the cheese cloth.
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I mean again you've got to imagine
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it as early fiberglass because
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the painted pictures of these
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models they have in the book
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you can't tell the difference
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whether it's a steel car or
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So I mean they're beautiful.
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I'm just assuming they're probably
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skimmed in plaster after the
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wheat pastes applied to the
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Well that would make a lot
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more sense of him being able to
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And in the movie it shows him
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taking a sledgehammer because
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it's a lot quicker than showing
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Yeah but see that's fake.
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Yeah but oh well it's a movie.
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But do you know what that really
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The sledgehammer footage.
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It's not him it's not supposed
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It's I think it's a reenactment
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I'll tell you what there is
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there is a picture of Henry
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Ford taking a sledgehammer
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It's what inspired Ed Roth
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to build his cars out of
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Oh it's a real photo of
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And it's a photo of Henry Ford
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with a sledgehammer hitting a
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fiberglass hood or something
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fiberglass is he's hitting it
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with a sledgehammer.
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And when that was in I think
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popular mechanics and Ed Roth
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saw that and was like wow
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what is this wonder material
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I think I'll build some cars
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And so that's kind of what
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got Ed going on fiberglass.
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I mean it was becoming a craze
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anyway for like you know
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salad bowls and all the all
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the like you know tons of
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We're suddenly being made out
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of glass like that.
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All right well I don't think
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that that photo of him is
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this one particular this one
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No it doesn't because you
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said it was him showing how
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Well that's my story on
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Yeah I mean I think that's
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pretty solid because he
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did he did think he'd made
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a car that would be forever
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and it was a it was a big deal
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to get him to do the Model
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And so then they did which I
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saw a Model A at a gas
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station this morning and it
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was all original it was a
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four banger and the guy had the
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it's got timing controls on the
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steering column so you adjust
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your timing as you drive.
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Whoa is that something that it
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Yeah it's called a GAV.
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And you've got a GAV and spark
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I think is what it says or
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something like that and so it's
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like you adjust your timing
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as you drive and so I was
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talking to the guy he was
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kind of hard of hearing but
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he was pretty nice when I
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could get him to hear what
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I was saying but he let me
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take a photo and we had a
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totally stock Model A at the
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Rod Shop one time so I was
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familiar with the control and
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I think I got to drive it in
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the parking lot or something.
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It's pretty neat and it is
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funny because there's a
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Simpsons where Mr. Burns
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asks if he's like this
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must be the Excel of Matrix
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and he's like he kind of
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describes it they usually
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have him saying accurate
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things like he pulls up to
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a gas station where Marge
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has just helped a friend
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this rich woman figure out how
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to pump gas and then he like
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he hits Marge and he's like
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you there fill it up with
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petroleum distillate post
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haste and revulcanize the tires
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you know and I almost said
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that to him like fill it up
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with petroleum distillate
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post haste but you know
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I was going to assault some
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stranger with Simpsons quote
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but yeah he had a 3031
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and the you know lady came
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walking with her dog and was
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like oh my god this is
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amazing like what is this
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and like that guy could not
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hear so I think she thought
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he was ignoring her and I was
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like it's a 30 or 31 because
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she was like how old is it
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and she was like it's amazing
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I was like they are amazing
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I was pretty serious I mean
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I love Model A's but I like
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teas even better even though
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teas in their original form
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are a much more prehistoric
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car you know they're
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clunky quote unquote I mean
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10 Lizzie's they rode hard
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you know can you describe
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the difference between them
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I mean the model like visually
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the model A is something much
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more similar to what we would
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consider being a car where the
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Model T is much closer to
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what I would consider looking
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like a runabout and runabouts
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are more like bicycle tires
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steering mechanism and
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a very small motor so
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like runabouts are your
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early cars but they're like
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bicycles you know okay and
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that's like Ford's first car
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runabout okay and they're
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you know I think yeah the tea
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it's just smaller looking it's smaller
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you know narrower tires
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and just all together
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I don't want to say smaller
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as in footprint but it is a
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punier looking vehicle
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I would say but I mean
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there's so many different versions of it
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I mean Jean's the thing is a tea
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that's what you know that's what
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he says in that one video he's like I might even bring
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my tea coop you don't know
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like so like I mean they're
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pretty similar like there's all kinds of turtle
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deck tees and like there's all you know
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there's just a much clunkier
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looking design whereas the
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is so close to a 32
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unsuspecting person you just
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would be like oh I don't know 3031
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32 they're so close but
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if it's a if it's a coop they've got
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a sun visor built in
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to the stamping of the roof
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but there's a sun visor on the car
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it's an easy way to tell
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but people like to put
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Model A's on 32 rails
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and then you have to like pinch the front of the rails
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radiator and grill shell on it
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I think you have to narrow the hole
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I think you have to narrow it in general just to fit the cowl
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because the cowl on the
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A is narrower than the 32
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popular thing to put an A
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on 32 rails because 32 rails are
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beautiful they have these sweeps
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they're kind of like a sima curve a sima curve
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is a line must change directions twice before
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it ends and that's considered like the most
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beautiful shape in the
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I've never heard of it
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I guess I don't know beautiful shapes
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what am I doing with my life
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at least design books around here and you've never heard of a sima curve
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so there's you know
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very modern where the T
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I feel like a lot of hot rodders
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about the much I think that there is a whole
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there's a whole contingency of us
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that are T crazy that are just like
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now the Model T is it
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again there's millions
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of cars to support this belief
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sold but that was a long
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time ago right you die hard
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your die hard T owners are all long gone
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yeah I think they're still stylish hot rods
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but this fancy one that Ed
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yeah I wanted to know what was so special about it but you didn't have any
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yeah I didn't have any information
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on what was so special about it have any design
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cues for me I know that really
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puts the story on its face
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yeah I kind of thought the interesting thing
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about the story was that he
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tore it apart with his hands
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which I immediately thought of Mr. Burns
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when he's got the baseball bat and he's gonna
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hit that guy in the college admission board
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that won't let Homer in and he's like
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tapping him on the head with the baseball bat and he's like
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what what are you doing and he's like
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I'm giving you the thrashing of a lifetime
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okay you could have just bribed us
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yeah I just I struggle
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it would be cool to know what the difference was
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and nothing that I read had the difference
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yeah same I guess it would have been subtle
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you know I mean it's not like it's like
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his Model T at a bubble top or something
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I couldn't really find out
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like most of this information
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actually all the information I find out was on forums
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they were citing the books
22:48
and then I looked up the book is real
22:50
and the movie is real
22:52
so I didn't find any actual articles
22:54
I like the forum talk in the sense that
22:56
it continues to fuel these sort of like
23:00
what what conspiracy theories and stories
23:02
are right there like handed down
23:04
passed around you know things
23:06
that you share with people and you just kind of enjoy
23:10
the lore of the story
23:14
yeah it's a fun part that's what we
23:16
want to bring to the listener that's you
23:18
people yeah we want to bring it to
23:20
you I do have another Henry Ford
23:24
would so to the people that he
23:26
bought parts from he would
23:28
specify the kind of wood
23:30
and the dimensions and the kind of screws
23:32
for the crates and then they would
23:34
get broken down and they would be used for the
23:40
and you said that's not true well
23:42
I was trying to give it some suspense
23:44
there but yeah everything that
23:46
I saw was said that wasn't true in fact
23:48
they had their own department where they
23:50
recycled the crates
23:52
in the Ford factory where they had
23:54
people taking them apart and they're all
23:56
piled up against the
23:58
wall and then but also Henry
24:00
Ford owned a million acres or
24:02
a half a million acres in like
24:04
Michigan and he had a sawmill I've
24:06
passed that around as fact for a long time
24:08
I mean I was I thought
24:10
I'd seen it in a documentary because
24:12
the additional wood would go to the
24:14
King Ford charcoal company yep
24:16
or the sawdust would go to that
24:18
from what I read it was the sawdust
24:20
from the mills well charcoal is made from hardwood
24:24
the article I read said but maybe it was
24:28
maybe it was the hardwood maybe I read it wrong I don't
24:30
know but it was the scraps it wasn't like
24:32
a full piece of wood that they would chew up
24:34
but yeah I always I always took the
24:36
cutting down the crates
24:38
into using them in the interior the cars
24:40
were composite back then if you don't know
24:42
what composite means it's made from
24:44
two different things so
24:46
composites is typically how we refer to
24:48
fiberglass but back then composite cars
24:50
had a wood inner structure and a steel
24:52
outer and let me tell you it sucks
24:56
we had a Model A pickup that we
24:58
chopped and we had to get the rest of the wood out of it
25:00
and then build the inner structure for the door
25:02
to replace the wood out of metal
25:04
because it's like nailed to it
25:08
that was a big thing when they changed the workforce
25:10
somebody had loaned
25:12
me this book that was a metal shaping book
25:14
Tony Swadden I think had loaned
25:18
talked about that at length in the center
25:20
of this chapter about
25:24
the workforce where like you know even
25:26
a banker used woodworking as a past
25:28
time because woodworking
25:30
was so common and they had to re-educate
25:32
this workforce that was a woodworking
25:34
workforce and they had all this timber
25:36
all this land you know that they
25:40
composite interiors
25:42
and they now had to
25:44
move this workforce so these people would have been out of a job
25:48
move this workforce from working wood to working
25:50
steel which changed everything
25:54
it was a big deal going away from composite cars
25:56
and I'd say most people today
25:58
probably don't know that
26:04
yeah I mean Faye Butler being a you know
26:06
that's one of my mentors Faye was a woodworker Anna
26:08
and you know he's one of the best sheet metal guys
26:10
there ever was and you know he
26:12
would make Auburn boat tails and Auburn boat
26:14
tails are heavily wood and so he would make
26:16
five or six of these boat tail
26:18
bodies out of wood and then he would make
26:20
the sheet metal for them but it was
26:22
primarily made out of wood
26:26
it was a high dollar car so
26:30
well one of the theories that I saw
26:32
on like a youtube video
26:34
about the floorboards
26:36
was that in during the dust bowl
26:38
when there wasn't you know
26:40
people couldn't afford anything
26:44
and whatnot would probably replace
26:46
the floorboards with crates
26:48
because you were using whatever you had
26:50
and then you know 30 years
26:52
later somebody discovers
26:56
has floorboards that are crates and that would
27:00
the legend that he used them
27:02
used it but maybe he did
27:06
I only read an article and watched a video
27:08
well okay so that one is undecided
27:10
I guess okay the other one
27:12
we had the street car one
27:14
oh boy the street car one yeah
27:16
that GM bought up street cars
27:18
to kill and they like killed
27:20
the street car industry to make
27:22
people ride in cars and buy oil
27:24
oh and ride in buses because they were GM buses
27:28
which I lived in a GM type bus
27:30
I lived in a flexible clipper
27:32
owned by the guy that started AC Delco
27:36
I didn't know that that's who owned it
27:38
yep I can't remember the guy's name
27:40
but I think AC Delco eventually absorbed
27:46
by the way but I can't remember his name
27:48
I would imagine he was rich if he started AC Delco
27:50
it's just like one more of these people that you're like
27:52
oh this is an interesting story to read about some
27:58
that's my general take on
28:00
people who have more than they need
28:06
well let's hear more about this
28:10
I just watched a youtube short
28:12
I thought you had more on that one
28:16
I don't really have the meat and bones
28:18
here we go again I'm gonna get my notes
28:20
and we can just do dead air
28:22
Emily's got a Dead Sea Scroll worth of notes here
28:26
here is the thing is Rose is really smart
28:28
you all know and she can read
28:30
something and then it's instantly in her brain
28:32
like it's like she has
28:34
like a sponge but she also has
28:38
not gonna say it but
28:44
okay let's cut this part out
28:46
for someone that smokes a lot of weed
28:48
oh you could have said that
28:50
okay for someone that
28:54
I didn't want to call me a pod head on ear but
28:56
that's fine I don't care
28:58
for someone that's a stoner she has this ability
29:00
to reach into her short term memory
29:02
and bring things back
29:04
I on the other hand don't operate that way
29:06
and so I have to take notes
29:08
and sometimes I guess
29:10
it makes me sound like a robot
29:12
but I'm sorry I just want
29:14
to bring you the information sometimes I take
29:18
in this case I did not need to take notes
29:20
I've never seen you with notes
29:22
sometimes I type them in my phone
29:24
but yeah I do typically remember things
29:30
of that making me think I'm a know-it-all
29:32
because I can remember and repeat things
29:34
but I don't agree with that
29:36
I'm not saying that you're a know-it-all
29:38
I just say that you know it all
29:42
no I know you don't
29:46
I made it to my page
29:48
so it was the mid 20th century
29:50
and the rail cars were like
29:54
efficient and overall totally awesome
29:56
and people were stoked on them
29:58
but then GM started buying them up
30:00
and probably some other
30:02
highway type companies
30:04
like tire companies or oil companies or whatever
30:06
basically they would make the routes
30:08
smaller and then they would hike up the
30:10
prices this is what they were accused of
30:12
making the route smaller hiking up the prices
30:14
so people weren't as likely
30:20
buses started coming along
30:22
and the buses were GM buses
30:28
longer routes because the street cars were being sort of choked out
30:30
and then also like Rose said
30:32
cars became a thing
30:34
private cars but something that
30:36
refuted this was that street cars were
30:40
for public transportation you kind of need to be
30:42
within 30 minutes of walking distance
30:44
and that's at the most you don't want to work 30 minutes in the walk
30:46
you don't want to work
30:48
30 minutes in the rain
30:50
and then you want to be close to your place of work
30:52
like New York is great because they
30:54
have so many options
30:56
but for a lot of these small developing cities
30:58
they didn't have as many options
31:00
and so you had to live close and work close to things
31:02
so there was some inconvenience
31:04
and the buses didn't have
31:06
they were a lot easier and inexpensive
31:10
because the roads were already made
31:12
whereas a street car you had to put up the
31:14
electrical lines and you had to put rails down
31:16
so the buses you could very cheaply
31:18
just like you know put out
31:20
100 in a day or something probably not
31:22
that many but a lot and then
31:26
it was such an inconvenience to ride
31:28
public transit and cars
31:30
started becoming something that people could
31:32
afford and if you were like getting groceries
31:34
then it's easier for you to get more than
31:36
two bags of groceries that you're going to
31:38
carry on public transit
31:40
I saw also that the street cars had
31:42
like mechanical problems and were often late
31:44
okay that's probably something that happened
31:46
too and that they would just
31:48
like you know you would wind up missing
31:50
you know you wouldn't be able to make it to work
31:52
yeah pretty much they were like
31:54
overcrowded and they would have mechanical
31:56
breakdowns and they became
31:58
inconsistent basically yeah well
32:00
the people that support the conspiracy want you to think
32:02
that the street cars were like floating on a
32:04
cloud and they were like beautiful and
32:06
you know not overcrowded
32:08
and just like perfect
32:10
I mean everything mechanical is a piece of shit
32:12
it's just like we get good
32:14
at fixing some things because the parts are durable
32:16
or whatever you know but
32:18
these things are willed into existence as we
32:20
regularly say and then you let a car sit and it doesn't
32:22
work so I mean yeah I get that and it's
32:24
electrical yeah in some
32:26
early electrical days we didn't have everything
32:28
sorted out I can promise you that right
32:30
so yeah I'm sure they had some issues
32:34
was convicted along with various other
32:36
transportation companies
32:38
of conspiracy to monopolize the
32:40
market for transport
32:44
equipment and supplies so to local
32:46
bus companies so they did get
32:48
evicted they did get evicted
32:54
my words today are really
32:56
going sideways convicted of bus eviction
32:58
yeah that's exactly what happened
33:00
yeah okay so it's not even a conspiracy
33:02
theory it did happen well it sort of
33:04
happened it happened part way I don't
33:06
know I think conspiracy is that GM
33:12
maybe it did happen yeah you're right okay
33:14
I mean it's funny because
33:16
it's funny to think of it in that regard
33:20
at least you've got Detroit like
33:22
still have auto worker unions
33:24
and they're still people who are like
33:26
hey these tariffs won't be good for us
33:28
and we have people that we employ that need to eat food
33:30
right so at least they're not
33:32
sucking the dick of
33:34
the bullshit that's
33:36
going on right now but yeah
33:38
it's kind of funny to see that in a sense
33:40
I guess some people would say
33:42
would trash Detroit
33:44
for wanting to make electric cars I suppose
33:46
I don't know I mean they were
33:48
already doing that a long time ago so yeah
33:50
here we are finally 100 years
33:52
getting into it yeah I mean
33:54
jeez I mean it just turns cars into like
33:56
more throwaway junk so they should
33:58
be cheaper but they're not so
34:00
definitely criticize them over that but yeah
34:02
that sucks maybe we'll maybe we'll reach
34:04
out of motive perfection one of these days
34:06
you know as cars evolve
34:08
and that brings me to my theory
34:12
as cars evolve I went a different
34:16
car blanche to study this topic
34:18
and discuss it and so what
34:20
this brought me to when I
34:22
searched car conspiracy
34:24
was it brought me a conspiracy
34:28
and it said these aren't cars
34:34
uh oh it was right was this on reddit
34:38
this was a YouTube video and it was about 15
34:40
minutes long and I was like okay I'll go
34:42
for this and then I watched it and I laughed
34:46
I laughed at tears but
34:48
it's I think highly accurate now there's
34:50
another video I should still watch
34:52
it's about a half hour long and it's
34:54
because this video I watched was from
34:56
eight years ago and then this other
34:58
video was from three months ago and it was
35:00
like cars mystery solved and it
35:02
looked quite similar when I just kind of
35:04
previewed some of the frames of it but
35:10
are these things they're like because
35:12
they're like okay first of all
35:14
there's a general Pixar theory
35:16
that all the Pixar movies are
35:18
in the same universe okay
35:20
uh they have the same like uh
35:22
store in them called buy in large
35:30
story and it's in all these other
35:32
movies and then he's like when we get
35:34
into cars he's like
35:36
if you watch around the track and it shows them
35:38
racing in this later cars movie
35:40
on the side of the track it's got the B&L
35:44
and he's like so that sets
35:46
cars in this universe firmly
35:48
he's like but they're on
35:50
earth there's Route 66
35:52
he's like there's all these other cities
35:56
he's like but there's no human beings
36:00
sentient but then in this
36:02
scene we see he's like we see
36:04
Tomater ordering sushi
36:06
he's like so they still need to eat something
36:10
he's like so wide and tasty
36:12
yeah he's like so they have
36:14
taste right but they're like sentient
36:16
they operate on their own there's nothing
36:24
further is it's like
36:26
what they're saying is
36:32
they set up this AI
36:40
I guess to determine what is
36:42
what's human and what's not so this
36:46
like in Wally and it takes over
36:48
the planet and starts
36:50
analyzing all of this stuff
36:56
it's so sad for you guys that haven't watched it
37:00
so I'm trying to remember this because I just watched it
37:02
and I fell asleep and then
37:04
I should have watched it get on the way over
37:06
you watched Cars or Wally
37:08
no just the theory just the theory
37:14
starts absorbing everything on earth
37:18
eventually somehow this gets to the movie
37:24
are I'm trying to think of how this
37:26
how this integrated a bugs life like because
37:28
the way that the guy analyzes it this
37:30
puts a bugs life just
37:32
ahead of cars where the AI
37:36
insects right and a bugs life
37:38
he talks about that where like the bugs it's
37:40
the same thing the bugs are on earth
37:44
bugs and they're doing things
37:46
in all of these earth cities I forget
37:48
what tied the bugs into the AI but basically
37:52
to insects and the insects have evolved
37:54
to cars and there's a clip from a Pixar
37:56
episode that he played
37:58
where somebody from Pixar says
38:00
Lightning McQueen can't open his doors
38:02
because that's where his brains are
38:08
in the cab so yeah inside the
38:10
cab of these cars passenger area
38:12
our brains right cars have
38:14
tongues right oh yeah they do right
38:16
right they eat they drink
38:20
okay they do yeah they still
38:22
live on gasoline and oil for their engine
38:24
but then they have brains inside of them
38:26
okay but so the way that he like they
38:28
big they take up the whole cabin
38:30
that's kind of what the he implied
38:32
in this okay but the other thing is like
38:34
they're really smart then he's like
38:36
they've evolved from bugs he's like because
38:38
they have this exoskeleton
38:40
he's like they have this hard exterior
38:42
but then they have brains inside
38:44
and they have eyes and a tongue and teeth
38:46
and he's like they still need to eat
39:02
insect that becomes a car
39:04
made a video on this yeah
39:06
but then like I said it's a 15 minute
39:10
15 minute really good
39:12
honestly it's really good I've left a few
39:14
holes because I laughed
39:16
through tears it was so funny
39:18
but I need to watch this other 30 minute
39:20
one because it kind of says the same thing
39:22
it's like what are they insects aliens
39:24
robots and I was like okay this
39:26
and they're by different people I was like these are
39:28
so close together I really should have watched the other
39:30
ones but there's a whole group of people
39:34
at least two people yeah I guess I guess you
39:36
could say so because I would support it I almost
39:38
send it to a couple other friends I'm still gonna send
39:40
it because I think it's really funny
39:42
it's an excellent point to
39:44
make it is horrifying in a sense
39:46
why is it horrifying
39:48
because they're like
39:50
Lightning McQueen is a
39:54
it's a cartoon though
40:02
okay are you gonna have nightmares
40:04
no I kind of love it
40:08
it is what it Wally is very sad
40:12
on the cannibalistic robots in Wally
40:14
so I should watch that
40:16
because it was I mean this was
40:18
again I laughed it was funny
40:20
it's funny to me I mean you're making me laugh
40:22
talking about it but these are like I think
40:24
they're good theories so
40:26
it wasn't what I was expecting to go down because
40:28
I didn't want to hit you know the standard
40:30
car conspiracy tropes like
40:32
again like the fish carbon stuff like that
40:34
I don't know bottles and
40:36
cream rails or with notes that say
40:38
but you were annoyed by this
40:40
sound or whatever like you know that's all
40:42
pretty no and you run the mill
40:44
so I thought you sure didn't know this is
40:46
crazy I didn't see anything about this
40:48
this took me this was a different rabbit hole
40:50
all together but I I don't know
40:52
so do you think it's true yeah I'm
40:54
with it I'm gonna promote it every time I watch it
40:56
I'm gonna tell people that these well like again
40:58
they get in this whole like the second
41:00
or third movie is like the spy thriller
41:02
where it's like there's the lemon car so
41:04
a fiat and a gremlin a fiat
41:06
is the lemon car fix it
41:12
can you say that anymore
41:16
yeah people still say it
41:20
yeah it's a it's it's kind of like
41:22
when the Simpsons go bowling and there's the
41:28
is like they begged me to join
41:30
their team and it's like
41:36
whatever and then you see on the score board
41:38
their team name is the stereotypes
41:42
they're actually called car like real
41:44
car manufacturers they call them
41:46
lemons how'd they get away with that
41:48
you think they would get sued
41:50
for a slander or something
41:52
I think they would have to prove
41:56
reputation of their cars and these
41:58
movies are so good and big it probably just
42:00
put them back in people's ears again
42:04
kids are playing with them as toys yeah their group
42:06
is called the lemons or whatever do they break down
42:08
all the time or well they're constantly leaking
42:10
oil everywhere that they go in the movie
42:12
they've got like petals of oil under them
42:14
or they like you know give chase
42:16
and they like crap out or whatever okay so
42:18
they are like it's like the modern
42:20
sense of the word the regular sense of the word
42:22
cars that were genuinely proven
42:26
like the lemon law exists for a reason
42:28
and it's because of things like
42:30
those cars I mean the gremlin is
42:32
a little unfair because I
42:34
drove a gremlin and it was a pretty good car
42:36
yeah but didn't you also build
42:38
a lot of stuff on that didn't you well I put
42:40
disc brakes on it from an aero star
42:42
that's it you didn't do anything to the engine
42:46
put a Jeep engine in it but I mean that's basically
42:48
what it had to begin with okay so it had a
42:50
fresh one okay so I had a fresh
42:52
fresh I mean yeah I mean rings are it wasn't
42:54
just a regular stock one
42:56
but hey I like gremlins I'm not saying anything
42:58
I'm just playing devil's advocate here
43:00
yeah you love to do that I thought
43:02
my favorite thing in the world I'm sorry
43:04
again Fiat's got the name fix it again Tony
43:06
not because the acronym is there
43:08
it's because Fiat's were known for braking
43:10
right okay and then I think
43:12
that Fiat and Saab joined up
43:14
and so people rag on them for that too
43:16
okay for a similar thing
43:20
but yeah it's cars that were already known as lemons
43:22
probably a Corvair in there too
43:24
would be my guess I can't remember
43:28
I say that like you know who Benny is
43:30
no yeah exactly he's a young
43:32
metal shaper from California that I know
43:34
and Benny got me to watch it because he was like
43:36
I was driving the gremlins he's like
43:38
you got to watch cars too I think it's cars too
43:40
okay and it's like a spy thriller
43:44
yeah I've never seen the cars
43:46
it was kind of wacky
43:48
in the sense that it was
43:50
like a big oil scam
43:52
it had a twist that sort of didn't make sense
43:56
it in the in the sense that
43:58
like the scam that was portrayed in it
44:00
is a scam that is real and that it was
44:02
like the good guys were really
44:04
just helping oil companies sell more oil
44:08
art imitates life yeah
44:10
it was kind of disappointing in a sense
44:12
I think unless I'm misremembering
44:14
but I kind of remember being like now this wasn't a good
44:16
story to tell kids like it was
44:18
basically telling kids like oil good
44:20
and you're like okay great
44:22
okay more oil loving
44:26
so it was kind of lame
44:28
I think that was my take away from it
44:34
I wasn't expecting that
44:36
well it's good I like it
44:38
I mean the conspiracy really richens up the car world
44:40
because it's post human beings
44:42
okay so there's no people in this
44:44
no and that means a bugs life
44:46
is the same thing but bugs life is
44:48
also post human beings
44:50
it's like um what is that
44:52
so like it puts them way way
44:54
in the future right
44:56
like really I forget how he
44:58
tied the two together and he was like that puts
45:00
you know this but it also puts toy
45:02
story way in the past in the Pixar
45:04
universe right yeah
45:08
because there's humans in that there's that
45:10
movie where the cars all go
45:12
crazy and try to kill
45:14
people yeah I think
45:18
oh it's maximum overdrive yeah maximum overdrive
45:20
I think that he mentions that in the video actually
45:22
there's an insane he refers to
45:24
no I'm sorry he refers to
45:26
a monster truck some weird monster
45:28
truck movie that Pixar did that sucked
45:30
but it sounded so similar like maximum overdrive
45:32
until I saw the clips I was like
45:34
oh this is something I haven't seen
45:36
I was on a road trip once and I saw a truck
45:38
with the gremlin sorry with the goblin
45:40
on the front of the semi behind me
45:42
it was it's actually
45:44
that semi truck that crazy semi truck
45:46
I think if you go on the custom banner
45:48
Instagram and scroll way down
45:50
back to 2011 that photos in there
45:52
because it was like on my way back
45:56
the hot rod shop and I was working
45:58
for my friend's machine shop and I had just
46:00
delivered some big stainless air compressor rings
46:02
to Kodak in Rochester New York
46:04
and I was on my way back from Kodak
46:08
and I was like oh my god
46:10
it's the maximum overdrive semi truck
46:12
and I got a photo of it in my rear view
46:14
whoa did you freak out
46:16
yeah that was awesome yeah I think it's awesome too
46:18
it's only it's only us and like three other people
46:20
that have seen that movie no there's quite a few
46:22
it is so due for a remake
46:24
now is the time for
46:26
you think they would remake it
46:28
why not of all the garbage movies that have been
46:32
what do you mean with bluetooth and all this stuff
46:38
sure yeah I mean yeah you'd be like
46:40
how did that thing become sentient oh it got a bluetooth signal
46:44
I thought you meant like bluetooth
46:46
I thought you meant bluetooth isn't special effects
46:50
you can't see this but I'm looking
46:52
again she's rolling her eyes and looking to the side
46:56
and looked to the left as if there's a peanut gallery
46:58
to agree with me or something like
47:00
Rose loves a good eye roll she loves
47:02
you're obviously not using your imagination here
47:04
we are in the time of devices
47:06
I'm listening okay alright
47:08
oh how does the lawnmower come to life
47:10
that's a two stroke like that doesn't
47:12
make any fucking sense
47:14
it's got to be a corded I think in that case
47:16
it's a corded lawnmower right and the cord comes unplugged
47:18
so like that because you have to
47:22
what immobilizes these things
47:24
right so in maximum like
47:26
maximum overdrive I think even as like
47:28
there's a blender that comes on
47:30
you know or like the garbage disposal
47:32
yeah it's like all electronics
47:34
yeah and there's the semi truck
47:36
goblin on the front and then
47:38
I saw my truck so badass I can't believe you saw one
47:40
oh my god it was awesome
47:42
because it looks like I think it looks like
47:44
the green goblin from spider-man is what the face
47:46
kind of looks like oh okay I don't know that
47:48
yeah maybe from the animated
47:50
spider-man I think they're quite similar
47:52
um maximum overdrive
47:54
is way overdue okay
47:56
you know no you changed my mind I agree
47:58
and like you know who would they pick
48:00
like who would be the
48:02
star of that like that guy from
48:04
Adventureland or whatever Jesse
48:06
something I don't know you'd be good for the movie
48:08
stars I don't know if I could name a
48:10
I mean I don't even remember who's in
48:12
maximum overdrive I don't even care I think
48:14
um what's his name is it Emilio
48:16
Estevez I think Emilio Estevez isn't it okay
48:18
yeah that's kind of what my mind keeps telling me
48:20
is it's Emilio Estevez yeah
48:24
it's just funny to me that of all the
48:26
dumb movies that have been remade
48:28
like this is the time for that movie
48:30
yeah okay I agree with
48:32
you now I'm now I'm you've sold me on it
48:34
do you have another car conspiracy
48:40
this one takes place in
48:44
and it's more of an urban legend than a
48:46
conspiracy and it's that there was
48:48
a gentleman who died
48:50
in his corvette not true
48:56
like a few months before they
48:58
found him and so his body was in it was
49:00
like summertime so his body was like
49:04
that's disgusting and it was
49:06
the car was for sale for a hundred
49:08
dollars at a car lot
49:10
because they couldn't get the smell out
49:12
and so all of these teenage
49:16
heard about this car and were looking for this
49:18
car there were several I got this all
49:20
off of like uh the comments
49:22
off of a haggardy story it was in
49:24
the comments section there were several
49:26
uh older gentlemen who would have been
49:28
in the 70s who were like oh yeah I
49:30
looked for that car oh yeah I thought
49:32
I tried to find that car
49:36
part of the legend goes that everything
49:38
that was basically non-porous like all of the
49:40
mechanical stuff got taken out so
49:42
all that was left was the shell
49:46
but one guy was like I was just going to take a bunch
49:48
of bleach to it like they didn't care for
49:50
a hundred bucks it was supposed to be a 69
49:52
big block and um yeah
49:54
that's the story of the dead guy in the corvette
49:56
nobody ever found it so
50:02
do you think it was just advertised in newspapers
50:06
it maybe started as
50:10
maybe because these guys obviously think it's real
50:12
oh they totally thought it was real but they're also
50:14
just could just be I mean they're not
50:16
bots right no no these are guys
50:20
I think that I don't think they're bots they had a lot to
50:22
say about it okay um
50:24
and mostly what they said about it is that they were
50:26
trying to find it guy melted in his car but
50:28
for a hundred dollars they wanted I mean that'd be a hundred
50:32
you're a 17 year old kid you want a corvette
50:34
yeah I get it you want a 69 big block corvette
50:36
yeah I mean I could give you another one which
50:38
is like the guy that supposedly stole a
50:40
Jato rocket off of a base and then
50:42
strapped it to a car and then the car
50:44
was embedded in an Arizona
50:46
mountainside or something like that whoa
50:48
Jato stands it's J-A-T-O
50:50
Genesis to take off and it
50:52
was for short improvised
50:54
runways in war zones
50:56
so they would put them on C-130
50:58
and then they would hit the Jato's
51:00
and basically send the thing straight up in the air
51:02
so like on a C-130 that
51:04
produces a moment of anti-gravity
51:06
inside of it so like the blue angels
51:08
have their C-130 support
51:12
and Fat Albert would use these Jato's that were
51:14
left over from Vietnam and then
51:16
yeah they would just basically go straight
51:18
up in the air off the runway well
51:20
the thing about that is like
51:22
we were running out of Jato's we're now officially
51:24
out of Jato's right so Fat Albert
51:26
had to be retired and was replaced
51:28
with the new KC-130 which can basically
51:30
do the exact same thing with its
51:34
it can do a short runway take off and go straight
51:36
up but there's supposedly you know people
51:38
always talk about this car that's embedded in
51:40
the mountainside because of the stolen Jato
51:42
rocket was the guy in the car
51:44
it was like him and a buddy he was wanting to commit suicide
51:46
yeah that's part of the story
51:48
that's part of what people think
51:50
that is a way to go out if you're going to commit suicide
51:52
that's a pretty creative way
51:54
I'm pretty sure it's been fully debunked
51:58
because I think Mythbusters did it
52:00
oh and they couldn't go into the mountainside
52:02
I just don't think any of it made any
52:04
sense yeah all right well
52:08
let me get back to my notes again real quick
52:10
and see because I might have one more
52:12
Emily's got one more in the Dead Sea scroll here
52:14
but she's got to shuffle through
52:18
and find out some more lore
52:20
you know you could have dug through those while I was telling the Jato
52:22
story um well I didn't
52:24
want it I didn't want it to make noise while you were telling
52:26
the story that's very nice we use directional mics
52:28
so yeah but I always get worried it's
52:30
going to say a noise it's going to say
52:34
let me just say a noise at you real quick
52:36
well we didn't really finish the fish carburetor
52:38
thing keep going but also
52:40
this has to do with the fish carburetor and this
52:42
has to do with the 100 to 200 miles an hour
52:46
you're destined to constantly
52:48
exchange those two acronyms
52:52
yeah so I had a part
52:54
of the story where like the guy gets killed
52:56
outside of a bar by Detroit
52:58
I had some part of this there was
53:00
a conspiracy and it was I thought it was
53:02
related to the fish carburetor that the inventor
53:04
but I think this is
53:06
something else but it's the same thing
53:08
it's like this highly fuel-efficient carburetor
53:10
he did disappear according to the article
53:14
okay so you looked it up after I mentioned that
53:16
no I looked it up when we first
53:20
but so this goes back to the 100 to 200 miles
53:28
and you said it right I wasn't familiar I didn't remember what we were talking about
53:30
because I kept thinking we were talking about 200 mile an hour car
53:34
this was again from the comment section
53:36
and this was a guy who
53:38
a legend that he heard from his dad
53:40
his dad bought a new 58
53:42
Impala when he was 17
53:44
and it got 30 miles per gallon
53:48
he took it in for some warranty work
53:50
unrelated to the fuel system
53:52
they kept it longer than they should have kept it
53:54
again that's another thing in that other legend
53:56
and when he got it back it was
53:58
15 to 60 miles per gallon
54:02
hang on a second and this was from his dad
54:04
hang on a second this is why this doesn't make any
54:08
they had a car that got a miraculous
54:10
amount of mileage and they
54:12
took it in for service
54:14
no for a warranty some kind of warranty service
54:16
that had nothing to do with the fuel system
54:20
hey I'm just saying this came from this dude's dad
54:22
I don't know maybe his dad was lying
54:24
I think his dad is now dead
54:26
something that I think about
54:28
well yeah Detroit had him killed
54:30
so Coop told me about how
54:36
big lots are called odd lots
54:38
and he was like oh yeah that started here in Columbus Ohio
54:42
when he told me that like because they would sell
54:44
discount carburetors and car parts that's how
54:48
it was a place that sold over stock car parts
54:52
either he told me or I saw it in an odd
54:54
lots ad but they would sell fish carburetors
54:58
whoa they did sell them
55:00
yeah they're real and they
55:02
I think I read 125,000
55:04
got sold or manufactured
55:06
and there was a thing
55:08
saying the government conspired against the guy
55:12
or not the government
55:16
and gas and companies conspired
55:18
against the guy one thing they said
55:20
because he had a guy
55:26
stock car racer I guess had switched out
55:28
the carb and had done really well
55:30
in the um preliminaries
55:32
then his tires would never make it through
55:38
whatever they're called
55:40
his tires wouldn't make it through huh
55:42
yeah and so that was uh
55:44
not like what the other stock car racers
55:46
tires would do and so that was one of the
55:48
conspiracies and then there was
55:50
is that like you know they were like taking
55:52
out his tires and then another
55:54
conspiracy was that
55:58
would and it was after that
56:00
who was that guy that lost his business
56:02
that we talked about earlier
56:06
it was after that guy got in trouble
56:12
after he got in trouble in a court of law
56:14
he didn't get evicted he got
56:22
you're a word switcheroo today
56:26
it's early it's in the morning people
56:28
coffee I don't know what's going on with me
56:30
but after he got convicted
56:32
he didn't get convicted he got acquitted
56:34
okay um anyway this was after that and
56:36
apparently every most of the
56:38
fish carbs that were being um
56:42
would get returned with the uh stamp
56:44
fraudulent the mail
56:46
would turn it would like the us postal
56:48
office would turn it back and say it was
56:50
fraudulent and so he couldn't get anything
56:52
shipped out and then some guy in Canada
56:54
bought it and then they could
56:56
ship it there and then someone
56:58
which I don't know if they could ship to the US though
57:00
cause it seems like the post office would still
57:02
and then more recently someone in Utah
57:04
bought it I can't remember what year
57:06
but it was like pretty modern times like after the 70s
57:08
yeah so that's all I remember
57:10
from that oh and then they just said that the guy
57:12
kind of just disappeared
57:14
into the what I can't remember what his name
57:16
is this not a very respectful story
57:18
cause I can't remember the guy's name
57:20
it's in these notes but now the notes are all
57:22
I don't have numbers on the pages
57:24
here first folks the pile up where we get the news
57:30
okay so this is my last one
57:32
oh wow you have one more I do I have one
57:34
more it's a short like urban legend too
57:36
we've got enough tape go for it yeah we do
57:38
um okay so this guy
57:40
drives a concrete truck and he goes home
57:42
in the middle of the day to surprise his wife and he sees this
57:44
like brand new convertible
57:46
hot rod in his driveway
57:48
and he freaks out and he dumps
57:50
all the concrete into the car
57:52
only to find out that his wife
57:54
had bought the car brand new for him
57:56
I was afraid that's where he was going
57:58
as a present and so
58:06
so the guy that said this was also in the forums
58:08
he said the book that he got this from
58:10
is called remarkable true occurrences
58:12
whose author assured me he had the press
58:14
clippings to confirm it
58:16
that was a true story
58:18
I mean it sounds about right
58:20
anyway that's all I have
58:22
so what do you think he did
58:24
I mean he had overnight
58:26
to set some rebar in that
58:28
thing and chain it out of the tub
58:32
insurance didn't cover it
58:34
and I don't know what he did
58:36
he could have taken the cowl off
58:38
he could have taken the cowl off the car and maybe got it out
58:40
got the concrete out
58:42
do we talk about a 30s car
58:44
I don't know this was in like the
58:48
he's driving a concrete truck
58:52
my grandfather buried a woman
58:54
you can look this up
58:56
this was Aurora Indiana and grandpa
58:58
buried this woman in her convertible
59:00
actually I have looked that up
59:02
we were going to do that for a Halloween story
59:04
I can't believe that was your grandpa
59:06
have we talked about that before
59:08
you can even ask Lauren
59:10
we have talked about that before
59:12
when grandpa died there were these photos
59:14
of like a swimming pool sized hole
59:16
and I was like dad what's this
59:18
and he was like that woman
59:20
loved that car and she wanted to be buried
59:22
with it when she died
59:24
and so your grandfather got permission
59:26
my grandpa made burial vaults
59:28
and he was a funeral
59:30
director and all that but he made burial vaults
59:32
from 1954 to like 1992
59:34
and then he sold the company
59:36
individual mausoleum
59:38
is what it was called and he made burial vaults
59:40
and septic tanks, concrete forms
59:44
sorry everybody they're kind of the same
59:50
put the top down they laid the front seat down
59:52
and they set the casket over the front seat
59:54
and that's how they buried the car
59:56
they lowered into the swimming pool
59:58
sized hole and filled it in nowadays
00:00
you'd never get away with it but they had to definitely drain the fluids out
00:02
because the worry with that
00:04
is groundwater contamination
00:06
you start dripping stuff
00:08
that's why you're not supposed to bury oil
00:10
people write me all the time about
00:12
when that like popular mechanics article
00:14
about burying used oil
00:16
and your yard goes around
00:18
conservative people send me that all the time
00:20
like I wrote the article
00:22
or like I've been against the article
00:24
or something like people will send it to me
00:26
and be like see you can just drop it
00:28
right back in the ground right where it came from
00:30
exactly how it came out like okay
00:32
like it doesn't get processed we just take it out of the ground
00:34
and use it as oil are you kidding me
00:38
it's about contaminating groundwater
00:40
you don't want to do that
00:42
the whole thing about people dumping chemicals
00:44
down the drain from like making meth and shit
00:46
in water sanitation
00:48
they can get most things
00:50
back out of the water it's the fucking chemicals
00:52
that people dump down the drain
00:54
that we can't get back out of the water
00:56
and that's what ruins water sources
01:00
is dumping those kinds of things down the drain
01:02
that are like chemicals that don't break down easily
01:04
but that's also the problem
01:06
with companies like Dupont
01:10
carbon chains into the water sources
01:12
which is what Dark Waters is about
01:14
it's about like C9 I think
01:16
which is that stands for nine carbon atoms
01:18
together and it's like a Teflon byproduct
01:20
and it's a hard chemical
01:22
and that is now in water all over the world
01:24
and they can't find
01:26
it gets in our bodies and doesn't break down easily
01:28
and that's what the whole lawsuit's about
01:30
well Dupont never really paid out
01:32
they created a system to pay people out
01:34
and basically obfuscated and have never done it
01:36
you can Google like C9 in my water
01:38
and they had it in Edwards Air Force Base
01:40
water which was right by me in California
01:42
that came all the way from
01:46
Washington Works that's where it originates
01:48
is them dumping it in
01:50
they replaced the town next to them
01:52
they replaced their entire well
01:54
and then they kept finding more and more C9
01:56
in there and 3M was like
01:58
making it for them and then was like
02:00
okay guys this shit's fucked up
02:02
we're gonna stop making it so 3M moved on
02:04
but then they you know so Dupont was like
02:06
well they kept changing like
02:08
oh the parts per million is safe and whatever
02:10
and you know this kind of stuff
02:16
I suppose I don't know
02:18
what do you expect I'm not gonna go
02:20
nuts on that but anyway
02:24
that's a good note too
02:26
it's a good depressing note to end the podcast
02:30
that's why we don't bury cars
02:32
but my grandfather did that
02:36
it's Aurora Indiana and it's by the river
02:38
it's right by the fucking river
02:40
that's cemetery so like
02:42
it's not a great thing to do it's why they don't want you to bury
02:44
animals in your yard, horses and things like that
02:46
definitely not a horse it's a lot to break down
02:48
yeah they don't want you to do that but people do it anyway
02:52
we do have something light to end on
02:56
first of all I wanna say that if anybody knows a car legend
02:58
or an urban legend about a car
03:00
DM either Queen of the Vans
03:04
and let us know because we would love to hear them
03:06
and we'll talk about it on the next episode
03:08
and speaking of the next episode
03:10
we are going to cover
03:12
cute little things that you like
03:14
about your car and these are generally
03:16
the ones I've thought of so far for my cars
03:18
are mechanical things
03:20
or electrical things that I find
03:22
to be sort of like oh
03:24
that's good design or it just kind of tickles me
03:26
like I love that my car has this feature
03:28
so yeah if you have anything like that
03:30
and I'm going to research probably Rose already knows some
03:32
there's a bunch of like
03:34
older cars that have cool design features
03:36
my car has an ashtray
03:38
that's a great design feature
03:40
that's about the only feature the car has
03:42
is there really an ashtray in there?
03:44
okay never noticed it
03:46
well mine's covered with my phone holder
03:50
well it used to be a smoking world
03:52
that's immediately a few of the things that come to my mind
03:54
or some smoking apparatus
03:56
that I could tell you about
04:00
well there is probably
04:02
hopefully we get some people
04:04
I doubt it commenting in
04:08
we might some people love their cars
04:10
and they'll tell us a little cute little thing that their car has
04:12
that they appreciate
04:14
yeah and that's all
04:16
hmm that's all that we have for you today
04:18
unless you got something Rose
04:24
yeah I just want to say thanks to people for listening
04:26
yeah I want to say thanks to you
04:30
we look at the millions of listens we get
04:34
we really appreciate them
04:36
we're such a low voltage AM station
04:38
this only gets out about one block
04:40
we cover the people that live above and below
04:44
this one block here in the neighborhood
04:46
but we get millions of listens
04:48
well that's because it's on the world wide web
04:54
I was about to say thank you for listening again
04:56
you done been piled up
04:58
yeah you done been piled up