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#2654: Clean Underwear in a Can

#2654: Clean Underwear in a Can

The Best of Car Talk Jul 07, 2026 35 min
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About this episode

GM’s decision to retire Oldsmobile sparks playful “target marketing” jokes, with the hosts riffing on how the name “Oldsmobile” sounds outdated and proposing absurd brand alternatives. The show then pivots to two listener car problems: a 1993 two-door with a high, opera-like squeal that fades around 30–40 mph, likely traced to a stuck caliper dragging the brake; and a 1993 Geo Tracker moaning sound that’s tied to engine operation, leading to a strong guess of a failing water pump.

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Car

Pontiac Got Pontiac

"...any names. They got GM, they got Oldsmobile, they got Pontiac, they got Cadillac. Chevrolet."
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Chevrolet Suburban

"So what's going on, Heather? What kind of a suburban do you have, GMC or Chevy? Oh, close."

The Chevrolet Suburban is a large SUV that’s meant to fit more passengers and luggage than a smaller car. People sometimes mix up similar GM models, so the discussion is about which exact SUV someone owns. It’s the kind of vehicle you’d choose for family trips or hauling a lot of stuff.

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Honda Civic

"Oh, close. Honda Civic. Yeah, very close."

The Honda Civic is a smaller, everyday car that’s designed to be easy to live with. It’s popular because it’s generally efficient and practical for commuting and errands. The conversation is simply confirming that the car being discussed is a Civic.

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wheel bearing

"[408.2s] What do you think it is? [409.1s] Do you have any ideas? [409.6s] I'm working on a wheel bearing at the moment. [411.6s] You are?"

A wheel bearing is what helps your wheel spin smoothly. If it gets worn out, it can start making noise and can even get unsafe if it fails.

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stuck caliper

"I'm working on a stuck caliper on the right front wheel. You are?"

Your brakes use a clamp (the caliper) to squeeze pads against a spinning disc. If that clamp gets stuck, the pads can keep rubbing even when you’re not pressing the brake pedal.

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brake disc

"you make the noise, or it makes the noise because the brake is touching the disc and it shouldn't be, at least with that kind of intensity."

The brake disc is the spinning metal surface the brake pads press against. If the pads keep rubbing it when you’re not braking, you can get noise and extra wear.

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brake material

"And then after you've worn away a little bit of the brake material, the noise in fact will go away. Or if you go fast enough, you just don't hear it."

Brake material is the pad’s friction surface—the part that actually rubs against the disc to slow the car down. If the brakes are rubbing too much, that surface can wear down and the problem may quiet down temporarily.

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Car

1993 GEO tracker

"So my problem is, well, I have a 1993 GEO tracker, and it's a big piece of crap, pretty much. Well, it's a little piece."

A Geo Tracker is a small SUV that’s meant for everyday driving but can handle rougher roads. The 1993 version is an older model, and people often like it because it feels fun and outdoorsy.

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Concept

noise comes back at slow speed

"[677.0s] And then you come down to, to a slow speed again. [680.0s] The noise comes back. [680.5s] And it comes back though."

Mechanics listen for when a noise shows up and when it goes away. If it changes with speed, it can help figure out whether the problem is related to the wheels or something the engine is doing.

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stuck brake caliper

"[697.5s] I thought about a stuck brake caliper. [699.5s] You could have that too. [701.7s] No, we're going to eliminate the brakes and bearings and the like because you've told us."

A brake caliper is what squeezes the brake pads. If it gets stuck, the brakes can stay partially on even when you’re not pressing the pedal, which can make noise and cause extra heat.

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brakes and bearings

"[701.7s] No, we're going to eliminate the brakes and bearings and the like because you've told us. [705.9s] Obviously not in the wheels, it's in the engine. [708.3s] Oh."

Bearings are parts that help rotating parts spin smoothly. If a bearing is worn out, it can make a noise that changes as the car speeds up or slows down.

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water pump

"And I think you have a bad water pump. You're hearing the bearing. And it'll make a moaning kind of rattling kind of scraping sound. ... But I think you should get this looked at soon because if the water pump blows, you could ruin the engine."

The water pump moves the engine’s coolant around so the engine doesn’t get too hot. If it breaks, the engine can overheat and potentially get damaged.

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Renault Wind

"...nd here that smogs you thick, you know? Yeah, you wind up with a black forehead. And 114 degrees in the ..."

The Renault Wind is a small convertible, meaning the roof can open so you can drive with more air coming in. Because it’s a convertible, very hot weather can feel even hotter inside. The discussion is about how the car handles that kind of heat.

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handbrake

"Yeah, then you realize... Then you realize how lousy the handbrake was at stopping."

The handbrake is the parking brake. If it doesn’t stop the car well, something may be wrong with the parts that hold the car when parked.

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asbestos

"Then it would start, you know, smell that asbestos, or whatever the brakes are."

Asbestos is a dangerous material that used to be found in some brake parts. If you smell something weird when braking, it can be from brake dust or overheated brake material.

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power brake booster

"Yeah, we think it's the booster. The power brake booster. You want to do an experiment?"

The power brake booster helps your foot push the brakes harder. If it’s not working, the brakes can feel weak and it takes more effort to stop.

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master cylinder

"but I'm guessing that it's either the booster or the master cylinder that's faulty, and here's how you're going to determine which it is. The next time it happens,"

The master cylinder is the main “pump” for the brakes. It turns your brake pedal press into pressure in the brake fluid so the brakes can clamp the wheels.

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hydraulic line

"instead of loosening up the hydraulic line that comes off the master cylinder, what you're going to do is actually take off the two nuts that secure the master cylinder to the booster."

Hydraulic lines are the pipes that carry brake fluid to the brakes. They’re sealed so the brake fluid can build pressure when you press the pedal.

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vacuum booster

"So the vacuum booster, huh? Yeah. It's probably the booster, but if you do this little test, it's a surefire test."

A vacuum booster is the brake helper that uses engine vacuum to make braking easier. If it’s not working, you often have to press the brake pedal much harder.

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surefire test

"So the vacuum booster, huh? Yeah. It's probably the booster, but if you do this little test, it's a surefire test."

It’s a “diagnose it by isolating the parts” approach. The idea is to separate the booster from the master cylinder and see what happens, so you can tell which one is causing the problem.

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92 Toyota Corolla

"I have a 92 Toyota Corolla and I took it to my mechanic and I've been going to him about six months or so."

This is a 1992 Toyota Corolla. It’s a common, dependable car, and here it’s being used as an example of a problem in the front-wheel-drive drivetrain.

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CV joints

"And anyway, he told me that my CV joints were dirty and that he needed to boot them. Otherwise, my axle would go bad."

CV joints are parts in a front-wheel-drive car that help power the wheels while the wheels steer left and right. If they get dirty or damaged, the car can start making noises and the drivetrain can wear out faster.

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axle

"Otherwise, my axle would go bad. Well, reboot is more like it."

Here, “axle” means the drive shaft that sends power to the front wheels. If the CV joints or their protective covers fail, it can eventually damage the axle parts too.

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boots

"They were dirty and did he determine that the boots in fact were torn? Yeah, evidently."

The CV boot is a protective rubber cover over the CV joint. If it tears, the grease can leak out and dirt can get in, which can cause the joint to wear out.

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Concept

clicking noise

"instead of going all the way down, I just make a U-turn. It's a really sharp turn and my car makes a clicking noise. Oh, how unfortunate."

Here, “clicking noise” is a warning sign that something in the drivetrain—often the CV joint—may be wearing out. It’s more noticeable when you turn sharply.

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constant velocity or CV joint

"Yeah, because what you're hearing is the noise from the constant velocity or CV joint. When the joint wears out, it will make this clicking noise"

“Constant velocity” just means the joint is designed to keep power transfer smooth even while you’re turning and the suspension moves. That’s the job of the CV joint.

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