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Do you want to give me some level?
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But we've been there, done that, and it didn't.
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Enough of you already.
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The Tire Kickers, classic car chat with Max and Matt.
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Hello there, and welcome to Episode 40, 4-0 of The Tire Kickers.
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And you know what? They say life begins at 40.
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But we've been there, done that, and it didn't.
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However, if you're having a mid-life crisis...
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We've got the perfect wheels for you, a pretend AC Cobra.
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We'll ask, is the fake snake the only respectable kick car?
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Also, we're looking back at old car adverts and asking,
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did those cheesy ads ever make you buy a car?
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Plus, I've been waiting 50 years to do it.
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But finally, I'm going to suggest we crush the princess.
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Yes, it's time to flatten the 70s family wedge.
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Or celebrate the finest four-door design of the 20th century.
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OK, maybe not, but I'll be arguing to get the princess a royal pardon.
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It's all gone a bit regal, so tell you what, let's King get on with it.
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And say arise, Episode 40 of the award-nominated Tire Kickers.
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Finalists at the Independent Podcast Awards, this is The Tire Kickers.
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There's a lot of designing, testing and trial runs.
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Behind every new innovation, a new performance record.
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My name's Carol Shelby, and performance is my business.
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You know, I've always fancied an AC Cobra Max,
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but equally, I don't want to, or let's face it,
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I can't cough up the half a million quid plus for the Carol Shelby original.
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So what about those Cobra Kickers?
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I know you're not a fan of Cobra Kickers,
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but every Cobra that we probably see out there is a kit,
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and they look and sound really good.
01:54
So is the only respectable and acceptable kit car a Cobra car?
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I mean, Cobra noises, Cobra looks and Cobra thrills,
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but on a kit car budget.
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Have a listen to this and tell me what you think.
02:14
I may have mentioned before that I don't really like kit cars.
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Well, I hate them, all fake and faux and no fur.
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There's no history, there's no charm, there's no story.
02:25
There's no originality.
02:27
Just the nagging thought that there's something lurking underneath
02:30
like a Sierra Chassis.
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But is the Cobra the honourable exception?
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Now, I'm going to try and be positive here if you have to have one.
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I'd argue for a close replica of the early models
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like this Cobra 289 evocation by Hawke that's on your screen now.
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Yeah, so this is a bit of a climb down for you
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because kit cars, you know, as you say, you're a bit anti-kit cars.
02:53
But here's the snob in you.
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If it says evocation on an evocation, then you like them.
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So this is why you like this one, isn't it?
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Well, I'm struggling with it, to be honest, because I do really like it.
03:04
You know, it's a look of the Cobra of the original ones
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where they don't have the massive flared wheel arches.
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It looks like a proper sports car and this one is built.
03:13
I think Hawke used an MGB basis to build them.
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And this one is built quite nicely.
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If you look at the details, it is based on a 72.
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I think it's an MGB.
03:24
It's a three and a half liter Rover V8 and it looks pretty good.
03:27
Actually, if you look at the pictures, I'm just scrolling through the pictures now.
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Dark blue, Hawke, Cobra, nice looking.
03:34
If you look at the bonnets, you see,
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this is a slight problem here because for me, it's got the Rover V8 in it.
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But they changed the rocker covers that it says Cobra powered by Ford.
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And you see, automatically, then I'm trying to like it and it's just burst my bubble.
03:51
But that's only just sympathetically doing it, isn't it?
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To make it look nice.
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Everybody knows it's not a Cobra.
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It's fake, isn't it?
03:57
You would be happy with something that looked a bit uglier in the engine bay, would you?
04:01
No, I'd just be happy if it was kind of, you know, a proper Ford engine.
04:05
If you're going to make an evocation of something,
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then make it as close to the original as possible.
04:10
So you're using the Rover V8 and you're putting Ford rocker covers on it.
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So until that point, actually, I do quite like these Hawks.
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I've seen them. I think they're pretty good replicas.
04:20
But it's just any tiny detail can just let it down.
04:23
And that, for me, slightly just just makes me think, oh, what a shame.
04:27
But it says AC on the back.
04:29
Would you take that off?
04:31
But then what's the point?
04:33
Well, the point is it's a nice driving car, isn't it?
04:35
Evocation is a posh word for kit, isn't it?
04:37
It's when when the when the value goes up about like 25 grand,
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that's when people start talking evocation.
04:44
No, it's not a copy, isn't it?
04:45
So it's a copy, basically.
04:47
But it's a bad copy.
04:48
Everybody knows it's the right engine.
04:49
It's not. It's not got the right engine.
04:51
It's got an engine, yeah, but it's not the right one.
04:54
It's a bit of fun, isn't it?
04:55
It's not really trying to be too serious.
04:57
It's not taking itself too seriously, is it?
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It does look great, yeah.
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It's done to a high standard.
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And it will be fun to drive.
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If it's based on an MGB and it's got the Rover
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three and a half liter of the MGB GT V8,
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you'd have a better time in the MGB
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because, one, it's original and, two, it's not 47,000 pounds.
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That's the other big thing about these kits
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and various different replicas.
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Is they're expensive?
05:20
Yeah, but the basis of it is the MGB,
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but it's just that's the donor car, isn't it?
05:25
You know, the best kits don't reflect the donor car.
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That's literally just there because the running gear,
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the chassis works, and then they build the car on top of it.
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And then, you know, if it's done well, a kit,
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you can't tell what the donor car is.
05:37
I mean, it's a bit like your hair transplant.
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You know, you can't tell where that hair's come from.
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You know, it could be off your back.
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It could be off a horse. We don't know.
05:44
But I think I'm really trying to be positive here
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because, you know, I don't like kit cars.
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And I think of all of the Cobras I've seen on the market,
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I picked this one this morning and I do quite like it.
05:55
But just that picture 13, where they've changed
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the rocker cover to pretend a Rover engine is a Ford engine,
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just kind of ruins it for me.
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As soon as it's ruined, I can't look back at it.
06:05
Maybe not. That's not the car for you then.
06:07
Well, let's move on.
06:08
There's loads of different kits, actually.
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You know, if you're going to do a Cobra, maybe you want...
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I mean, that one's quite subdued, isn't it?
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Maybe you want the big ones, the spinners on the wheels
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and those bigger wheel arches and the big noise.
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I mean, DAX do a lot of the kits.
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They're one of the best known ones.
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There's a DAX to Jero that goes to the meats
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It's a light blue one, 5.7 litre V8.
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Looks great. It's driven by a YouTuber, Adam C.
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In fact, he's done a video reviewing it
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and showing you what it's like to drive.
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Let's go through this tunnel.
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A short little tunnel.
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Not long enough for any kind of acceleration,
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but we'll get some revolutions.
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Let's do it. It's right.
06:51
It's knocking it to neutral. Why not?
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I mean, it does sound good, doesn't it?
07:02
And that's part of the fun of it.
07:03
Yeah, it sounds good.
07:05
And it sounds like it's quite good fun
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and maybe for people who were slightly less obsessed
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about originality, like you, for example,
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you could probably get away with that,
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but I still think it's going to bug you after a while.
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You know, you might like the first week, the first month,
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but eventually you're going to think,
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oh, this is not quite right, is it?
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Other people are going to point that out to you
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all the time as well.
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I don't care about the other people.
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Everybody knows it's a kit
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and if it just suits your sort of feel.
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I mean, this one here, look at this one.
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This is DAX to Jero.
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It's up for about 30 grand.
07:34
It seems to be 30 grand seems to be
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where these sorts of cars are.
07:37
Now, this is in a sort of bluey green metallic.
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It's a bit more sort of flared wheel arches at the back
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and it's got that exhaust that you burn your leg on
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when you're getting it out.
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You're not careful.
07:49
This one's probably a little bit pimped for me,
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but I still like it and I don't have this issue.
07:55
I think you're worried about the purists coming up
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and going, oh, it's got the wrong rocker covers.
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I couldn't care less.
08:01
I mean, I'm bothered about having the wrong rocker covers.
08:03
Oh, you are that person.
08:06
I'm looking at this then and it's got low profile tires.
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So what is the point of that on a kind of 60s replica?
08:12
And it's got the dashboard that just immediately
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gives it away as a kit.
08:16
Now, okay, if you can just blast around in it
08:18
and enjoy it and not think about those things, fine.
08:22
But I just don't know how you could drive that
08:24
and then think, this is a bit wrong, isn't it?
08:26
And you'd spot bits of it.
08:28
I'm just, look at those indicator stalks.
08:31
That is for Sierra.
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Indicator or wiper stalks.
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That is the giveaway.
08:37
Automatically, that has just killed it for me.
08:39
Yeah, I've got to say, actually,
08:40
that kills it for me as well a little bit
08:42
because why don't they change the switch gear?
08:45
What is the problem with switch gear?
08:46
Well, it's cost, isn't it?
08:47
And they just want to try and do it as quickly as possible
08:49
because they're spending all their money on huge exhausts
08:51
and really thin tires, which just doesn't look right.
08:54
I mean, that picture 23 that I'm looking at now,
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I can see the Mark 1 Sierra indicator.
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So it's dead to me now.
09:03
I think to finish that car off, yeah, absolutely.
09:05
I've got, as you know, a big thing about interiors
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because I think it's the thing you sit and look at
09:10
the most as the driver.
09:12
You don't see how cool the car looks a lot of the time
09:14
because you're in it.
09:15
So if you're looking at basically a Ford Sierra
09:18
in screen washer, wiper, stalk, it's not great.
09:22
I would finish that off.
09:24
You're agreeing with me then?
09:27
You know, in the original Cobra,
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they had those certain stalks.
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I'd try and find something to match that look.
09:33
In the engine bay, if you've put a Rover in it,
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it always got a Rover in it,
09:37
and you've prettied up the engine bay to look more sympathetic
09:40
I've got a problem with that.
09:41
You know it's a Rover VA,
09:42
but when it just makes the engine bay look nice.
09:45
You're trying to pretend it's something else anyway.
09:47
You're not pretending.
09:49
Okay, let's move on from that point
09:50
because we could talk about rocker covers forever.
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And remember, we are awards nominated,
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so that's not going to get us another award, is it?
09:56
It might get us out of the awards.
09:58
They do creep up in value though,
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but they're in stock tax.
10:01
Depending what they're built on,
10:02
there's this one that you've found
10:04
that's built out of a Jagz that's push it the price up again.
10:07
Well this is out of a Jag XJ-40.
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So they've used an XJ-40 and they've used the bits from that.
10:13
And I think this is slightly better.
10:15
Remember, I'm trying my best to be positive about this.
10:17
So what's the best thing I could say about this?
10:19
It's green and it's got Good Year Eagle
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written on the tyres in big, white writing.
10:28
But I'm trying to be positive I quite like this in a way it looks quite decent from the outside
10:34
It hasn't got those ridiculous flared arches of the one that you like, but again, you know
10:38
I'm flicking through the pictures and
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It's got the interior which just let's sit down a bit. Let's have a look at the Storks. Let's get to the Storks
10:47
Oh, hold on what's going on the engine?
10:49
Doesn't have any offensive rocker covers. I think they're just plain rocker covers
10:52
It's have a look plain rock it's it's got Edelbrock carbs, which is right
10:56
You can put those on on something. So I kind of get that. Yeah, where's the where's the Storks or some I think it's a bit
11:03
Sierra-y hold on a minute
11:05
But you're saying it's a Jag so it must be
11:08
Yeah, but it's I can see I think I can see the Jag Storks
11:11
I mean it has got the Smith's instruments, which is a bit better, but they're all in the middle
11:15
And it just looks a bit wrong again. So for me
11:18
I'm driving along down the country road with a wind in my thinning hair and then thinking
11:23
This is a Jag XJ40. What does it matter? I went to the mate's Lotus Elisa then he was pointing out all the bits that come from a Morris marina
11:30
You know, that's how that's how it came out of the factory. That's the genuine Lotus Elis. Okay
11:34
They use different bits from different cars, but it's a genuine car
11:38
It got my indicator stalking it from the stag
11:43
Yeah, it did well they only work for a certain period of time
11:45
But I haven't got a massive problem is I would as I say switch gear
11:49
I think with the bug me this that the engine bay less so or we've come back to that point
11:53
Let's move on from that. This is a bit bulbous bulbousy looking one for me
11:57
But I think all of these cars would be a great blast. They'd be fun to have. I'm not sure how usable they are
12:03
Generally, I think you're probably a bit shaken and stirred once you've been driving this for a while
12:07
You know that big engine throbby engine. It's it's quite a theme park ride
12:10
Yeah, I mean basically you're not going to go on a tour of the countryside
12:13
It's a quick blast on a Sunday afternoon
12:15
But again, the problem with this one is
12:17
40 000 and this is where cobra's really really fall down for me
12:21
They only work really if they're cheap, but when they're cheap as we've seen they don't really work
12:27
Now here's my alternative. I've been positive about cobras almost
12:31
I think if you want american muscle by american muscle
12:35
So for the same price here, here's a chevy corvette c3 from 1972 teatop chrome wheels
12:42
Tires with white writing on 7.2 liter engine. It's on your screen
12:48
Oh, what is that? It's like an orange isle
12:52
Oh, that's disgusting. I mean I go go to the 60s ones at least. I mean they're these are horrible
12:57
No, but this is the same price as that cobra that we've just shown you and this is a genuine
13:02
71 chevy corvette now these cars these corvettes were so cool
13:06
They used to give corvettes to astronauts that came back from Apollo missions
13:10
How cool is that? That's not fake. That's original history and you can buy a piece of that original history for 39 and a half grand
13:17
It's a kind of okay. It's orange, but you're never going to miss it c3 corvette
13:22
7.2 7.4 liter engine. I should say
13:25
How good is that look at the interior? I mean it's just 70s
13:29
No, no, no if that's part of car me. I'm walking past that I'm not bothered with that
13:32
Yeah, but you wouldn't walk past it to go to a fake cobra. Yes, I would
13:37
Much more interesting because I go oh look you've got rocker covers. Oh, no
13:41
These are by Ford. Oh, no. I cannot believe this. I'd rather have one of those cobra kits than that
13:48
That I just 70s American cars just do nothing for me whatsoever. I think it's it's an ugly car
13:54
In a the colors interesting because it's orange, but it's just
13:59
I genuinely you said this before you've said this before American cars are great in America
14:05
They're not so great. They don't look you take my contents and put them British roads
14:08
Just don't look that great, especially 70s ones. It's a bit but this has got history
14:12
It looks a lot better than a fake cobra
14:15
You know a real car even if it's left undrived an American looks better than a fake car for me
14:20
Let's know what you think do you think there's there's life in a cobra or do you think uh, you know a kit
14:24
It's just it's a kit. It's a kit. It's a kit. Or do you agree with max? Do you agree with me?
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Let us know through our socials. We'll put a post up here's how to get involved
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You can get in touch with max and matt's via our socials
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We're at the tire kickers uk on instagram and the tire kickers on facebook
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Well, you're listening to episode 40 still to come the wedge that is the austin princess is up on the conveyor belt ready to be crushed
14:51
Or caressed but first hot news from us for the second year running
14:55
We've been nominated in the lifestyle section for an independent podcast award
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I know I was really pleased when that came through last year. We were sat in winners row, won't we max?
15:05
But despite getting up and down 12 times. I think it was but other winners get out to the stage
15:10
We didn't get our calling. Did we so is it second time lucky? What do you think?
15:14
No, I've got to be honest about this. I was listening to all the other all the other entries
15:19
One they're quite good
15:22
The other entries are quite good. And that's a problem and two the other entries are quite um on trend
15:28
You should say I mean we are not the zeitgeist of now
15:31
Are we because we talk about classic cars and that's not at the kind of forefront of everybody's
15:35
It's not trendy is it? No, it isn't. It's not gen z. Is it really very classic classic cars?
15:40
I mean, it's a bit of a weird one. We're in the lifestyle category and there's a real hotch potch in there
15:44
I mean, we've got we're up against uh five others
15:48
And there's one about witches
15:50
There's one a sort of a post-covid sociology thinky thing and there's there's a podcast about shrewsbury
15:55
It's a bit random. It's obviously very good because it's being shortlisted
15:58
But yeah, so we're up against some some random ones and then there's us sort of you know, two middle-aged blokes banging on about classic cars
16:04
I mean the cloud the cars are obviously interesting, but you know
16:07
Are we I'm not sure
16:09
I mean it was funny because I did listen to it because we're at the bottom of the
16:12
Of the kind of um list don't they say there's a list and everybody else is at the top
16:16
So I was listening to all the entries and I got to us and all the other entries are thoughtful intelligent
16:20
They've put a lot of effort in and then we come along saying let's crush the cavalier
16:24
So if it's one of those things I listened to and it did make me laugh
16:28
But I thought yeah, we ain't gonna win. We're the only car show on the whole awards though list max
16:33
So that I'm quite chuffed with that because you know cars generally are quite a niche sort of thing
16:38
So to be picked by judges to be on there and also to be classic cars as well
16:43
I mean, we're not hipsters in beanie hats. Are we we're not trendy. We're not gen z
16:46
So, you know the cars are cool, but your average meet, you know, you will meet people like me and max
16:52
The fact that we're there is good, but we went it's great to be nominated again. We went we went last year
16:58
Well, hopefully we're in the shop and we've got a one in six chance of winning
17:02
The events london in london next month. I've got us tickets by the way max. We're right. Okay. That's good. We're on the end of a row
17:08
Oh, that's bad. Is that wise? No, because we'll just have to get up and down all the time and do that fake congratulations
17:13
They're great. Well done to the people of one. Perhaps we should have sat in the middle
17:17
I thought that was a bit negative though just sitting in the middle thinking we're not going to get up
17:20
But no, it's like the bloody mexican wave last year. Wasn't it getting up and down and up and down
17:25
Everybody in our row was winning and they're kind of nudged you and I said, I think I think we're in the right row
17:29
And then it came to our category and we had to do that pretend disappointed face thing
17:33
Oh, well done. Well, that's slow clap. Yeah, they deserved it so deserved it
17:39
Um, what else has happened since we last spoke well my stag didn't start that's what I went to turn the key
17:45
And it was completely dead. Is this the first failure you've had on the stag?
17:50
Well, you don't sound sure. Well, no, I was slightly concerned that I might have got the stag curse
17:54
I was thinking oh god, here we go. Because you know, it's that first nervous month, isn't there when you get a new car
18:01
And you're just trying to work out what's going to go wrong and then nothing goes wrong
18:04
And then it starts playing up
18:06
Okay, so what exactly happened?
18:08
Well, it was a bit weird because I started it in the garage
18:11
I got it out and then I sort of spotted something I needed to sort in the garage
18:14
So I turned it off and then I got back in turn the key and so it was like a pop sound
18:21
That's what you just heard
18:24
So literally there's no dash lights nothing
18:27
So look, I started troubleshooting. Maybe it's the fuses
18:29
It won't pop. Maybe it's the coil. Maybe it's the actual switch going wrong
18:34
And I was sort of like, oh now I was trying to find some fuses. I changed the fuses. All right
18:38
I did all that I went through the whole things and I thought I meant it and the headlights working
18:41
So switch there but the headlights weren't working battery and the battery had become the terminal become loose
18:48
Oh, okay. And so when I went obviously went to turn it it shorted
18:52
Obviously moved the terminal bit and then just obviously wasn't touching
18:55
So I connected that back up timed it up and always it's been fine
18:58
Yeah, but that's so satisfying because you fixed a mechanical problem. Well, it's so satisfying that it's not a complicated thing
19:03
That's what it is. So I gave it run out this morning. It's getting a bit too cold though. Isn't it great?
19:09
You were rave this morning. I looked out of the window and just went nah, I can't be bothered
19:12
Well, I thought that this morning. I mean it was there was a sort of a gap before it started raining yet again
19:16
But hopefully we'll get some more decent days, but I just think it's kind of yeah
19:21
The attraction of getting up early and going out in the car when it's cloudy is is not is not there for me
19:26
It's wet and you know what you know on this episode. I'm trying to be positive
19:30
But it is a long time until the spring now, isn't it? Oh, no, don't
19:33
We've have had some good days. I mean I've been using the car a lot and I the nice thing about the stack
19:38
Actually, I will say and I was saying this to someone this morning
19:41
It's not the the most wow classic car you're gonna see by so usable
19:45
I mean, it's a bit like your SL. I've gone further and and used it more than I have in my last car
19:50
Do you think you could daily it?
19:54
Well, you could well you could compared to my other car
19:57
I mean I would I would now take the stag out and drive 40 minutes to go meet someone for lunch sort of thing
20:01
Whereas before I know you could say well, you could do that with the other one
20:05
Well, you could with a 60s car
20:07
But you would arrive with sweat down your back wouldn't you and you know the sort of smell of fuel and that sort of stuff
20:12
Whereas I can use this car a lot or more so have been doing that
20:14
So I went out I put my brother up in it and I gave him a go and he drove us to lunch. Were you letting him drive?
20:19
Yeah, I let him drive. Yeah, he was driving it and he was really enjoying it because it's so it's such an easy car to drive
20:24
And it is a lovely car to drive. It's really it's quite addictive actually
20:27
You know after we drove each other's I drove off in mine. I thought I really miss that stack
20:31
Yeah, it is very addictive because the sound is so rewarding
20:35
As you said, you know, you put your foot down you hear it, don't you?
20:37
So he was driving it and he was really enjoying it and we were talking about
20:40
You know the fact that it felt like a good car and just as we said that the parcel shelf under the dashboard fell off
20:47
It literally which gave us both a laugh the timing. It was like comedy timing. We're going. Yeah, actually, it's all right
20:52
It's all right this car. I think it's screwed together quite well
20:54
Chunk and I don't know if you've looked at those dashboards the parcel shelf under the dashboard in a stag has actually made a carboard
21:01
And I think it only had one screw in it
21:02
And it just actually just fell off
21:05
The screw carboard that that's very bl, isn't it? It is very bl
21:08
But now otherwise the car's been great and apart from the battery playing up
21:12
It's been really really good. It's running really well and just sounding really good. So I'm enjoying that
21:17
I mean, I haven't had the because it's been raining for the last
21:20
Five or six days now
21:20
I've just not had the sl out because you know, I've got this obsession about putting a car away in the garage wet
21:26
Which I will just never do
21:28
So I haven't been out in it at all and it's a bit of a problem. This isn't it because you start to think
21:32
Well, actually, how often can you get it out now in the winter and classic cars need to use it?
21:37
And you can just think what is the balance we talked about this before
21:39
But what is the balance of getting it out and using it and keeping it indoors away from the bad weather?
21:44
Yeah, I mean I've got this this car has been caught in the rain much more than
21:48
Already than the last one was and and I have been sort of kind of careful to dry it off before I put it back in
21:53
And that sort of thing but I need to run this car up over winter. I just hate getting it dirty. That's really precious, isn't it?
22:01
It's mainly laziness
22:04
Yeah, exactly. But you know, I think unless there's ice on unless there's salt on the road rather
22:09
I think I will you know, keep just running out once a month
22:12
But I think those days the the enjoyment goes to me
22:15
I've got to say once the once the heat drops, you know
22:17
Once the temperatures drop and the sun goes if the sun's out actually I'll put the roof down
22:21
I'll put the heater on and I'll drive it
22:23
But I think once it starts getting cold and cloudy, it's just
22:27
It's not as fun. You start noticing how annoying the car is then, don't you rather than actually enjoying the sort of
22:32
What if you have the roof up?
22:33
No, just with cloudy cloudy days
22:34
I just think you start noticing just how drab the you know the old car is
22:38
When when everything pings when the sun's pinging off everything it just looks a bit more showbiz, doesn't it?
22:43
So here's a question both the murk and the triumph stag came with hard tops
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Would you put the hard top on and use it in the winter?
22:50
No, so I don't have it. I don't have one. I wasn't that fussed because I didn't really want one
22:56
Because you just store it trip up over it and then put it then sell it on
22:59
And then accidentally knock it off and break it. Exactly. Yeah. Would you use your hard top?
23:04
I have put the hard top on in the winter and I do quite like it actually
23:07
It's a very different car with a hard top on but you are right
23:10
You can hear all the things you can't hear with the roof down and then you're just thinking
23:13
What's that squeak? What's that? Is that going to be expensive?
23:16
So I like the look of it with a hard top on actually
23:18
It's a really nice pretty looking car with a hard top, but I'm not sure I'd put it on to be honest. No
23:23
Also, it's a two-handed job, isn't it? Getting it on and off
23:25
Yeah, and then once it's on you've got to leave it on and then the hood's tucked away and is the hood going to be all right
23:30
So yeah, no, I mean, I've got mine on a stand in the back of the garage and that's where it's going to stay
23:34
Just looking out the window. It's just started raining
23:37
Brilliant. I can hear the rain against the window here actually. It's not a good sign
23:41
That garage door's staying firmly shut
23:44
So classic car stuff is fading into the autumn as the rain comes down a bit
23:52
But still some auction action going on max. Absolutely and as a treat to ourselves
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We're meeting up next week at hysterics at ascot classic car auction to do some live tire kicking
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So let's look at some of the lots we can look at then in our next episode. We'll look at the prices. They fetched
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Ford Mustang now I'm going to tell you this because we're talking about cobras earlier
24:16
I think as a cobra alternative. This is great mainly because it's priced between 14 and 18,000. That's the estimate at the auction
24:23
It's a 65 Ford Mustang coupe
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So not the drop top, but you get the hard top so it's a bit more rigid
24:29
It's a bit better when it's cornering
24:31
The slight problem with this one is that it's the v6 and not the v8
24:36
I do like these if I was going to go for a Mustang I would go for these 60 ones
24:39
But I have driven one of these actually a coupe and it was a bit disappointed with it. It's very slow
24:45
Even the v8 one's very slow
24:47
Makes nice noise. It was very slow and very rattly. I wonder what this one's like
24:51
Well, probably slow were
24:53
And rattly, but you know, it's cheap and you do get that great ford look and as opposed to the fake cobras
24:58
This is a genuine Mustang and I do think it's such a pretty design. I'm very very usable as well
25:04
I mean, it's not then the thing about these actually for american cars are not huge either
25:08
So if you've got a british garage, you probably get it in it, but it's very very usable
25:12
There's plenty of space, especially if you're six footer to get in there
25:15
And you could go up four up to the pub in this and have a bit of fun and it's not quite
25:20
I mean, I was at this meet this morning. There's a lot of these big 50s cars
25:24
And I just they're just a bit over the top for me. Whereas this is quite it's quite subtle, isn't it?
25:28
Yeah, it's quite subtle. It's a cheap car. There's loads of parts for mustangs
25:32
You can get them dispatched and certainly in the uk or from the us you can get a dispatch really quickly
25:37
I think this is a really good buy because it's a cool 60s
25:41
Ford now we have picked quite a few cars. We'll have to rattle through these
25:45
Next up is a 1951 Jaguar xk 120 now
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Remember in the summer I went to a classic car meet and saw a
25:54
A stripped back xk 120 and it's such a good-looking car these Jags
25:59
So these are now I think probably as cheap as they're going to get the estimate on this is 67 to 75 000
26:06
It'd be interesting to see what it gets because the values have been really softer on these
26:10
So it gets over 50. I think it's doing quite well to be honest really nice one. I mean, this is beautiful
26:14
It is gorgeous gun metal gun metal grey with red leather in
26:19
Oh, just it looks fantastic with beautiful
26:22
Lovely clean wire wheels on it
26:25
And the just the the red inside it's like a clear red
26:29
Complete inside cockpit, you know, there's it's leather red leather bound around the edge. It's got beautiful lush red carpet
26:36
It's got this burr walnut dashboard
26:38
It just looks absolutely bang on and in this gun metal grey it just contrasts with it really really well
26:44
This is a beautiful one
26:45
It will be interesting to see the values on this because this is a beautiful restored classic car
26:50
And if this does go for lower, you know, the lower end of the estimate more even 60 or under
26:57
Then you do know that the prices are softening because I think this isn't an exceptional car
27:01
I think if you're in the market for this, there will be a couple of people fighting over this
27:04
Is this the cover star?
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No, I mean, I don't think so. It's just, you know, it's a beautiful xk120
27:09
It's a chef's kiss car for me this it's absolutely perfect
27:13
I think it's got everything. I would wet myself for one of these cars
27:17
I don't have the money sadly
27:19
But I will really be watching that closely because if that gets, you know under 60
27:24
That's a really cheap car. I don't think it will but I have got my fingers crossed
27:28
You talk about prices softening have a look at this next one 1967 alfa Romeo's spider the duetto
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And you're always going on about the boat tail being the one look at the car that you want
27:37
And this is this is an estimate of 22 to 28
27:40
Which seems quite cheap for a duetto because they were they were knocking up up about 40
27:45
What's the story with this car? Do you think?
27:48
So it's always a bit of a difficult sell for a duetto
27:50
Which is why because everybody wants the red ones
27:52
And I think the white ones then they don't look quite as nice. However, it is a duetto
27:57
They are gorgeous cars. They're quite good fun to drive. They're quite heavy cars to drive
28:00
Actually surprisingly because they look so light and nimble and you get in them and it's quite an effort to drive one
28:06
But what a great car 1967 white with 41,000 miles on the
28:11
Well, let's just pretend it's the mileage doesn't really matter
28:15
But it is a great car the duetto and there's so few of them around
28:19
I always think the values are going to be quite strong
28:21
But the estimate on this is 22 to 28 like you said these used to go for 40 or 50
28:26
So if duettos are down to this level, this is probably the time to buy
28:30
It's going to be an interesting one. There's also a cam tail in sale as well a red cam tail, which I kind of prefer
28:36
I can't the interiors of the the cam tails, but you don't like the cam tails. We've been there. Let's move on
28:40
to a 1972 triumph tr 6 now
28:43
This is one of your picks actually which is really interesting because
28:46
One you've become a bit of a triumph fanboy at the moment and two
28:49
This is a really good pick because tr6 is really good cars and this has got some subtle upgrades on it
28:55
Yeah, it's a really good
28:56
You know you get a sense with a car whether it's had the right sort of things done
28:59
And this is this is an abusive for red really kind of wow kind of red
29:03
It's on mini lights
29:04
But then you know you start looking at a car and it's had some sympathetic things done and you can tell from the interior
29:10
It's really really good quality
29:11
I mean generally they're pretty low rent the interiors on tr6's but this one's this one is looks really really good sort of burr walnut
29:19
It's got mx5 seats in it, which normally I've go. Hmm, but actually I think it probably makes it a bit more comfortable
29:24
But it just looks great. It's up for eight between 18 and 22. That's the estimate
29:29
1972 but once you read up about it
29:32
It's had quite a lot done to it
29:34
Bosch fuel pump, which is the key point, isn't it? Get rid of the lucas fuel pump get the Bosch fuel pump on it
29:38
And these tr6's are a lot more reliable. It's little things actually you can tell, you know
29:43
I spoke about this in the last podcast that is it, you know, when you buy a classic car you do inherit
29:48
Somebody else's to-do list and it it's quite telling what they haven't haven't done because even though they give you
29:53
You know a bit of jaw drawer and a bit of chat you buy the car
29:55
Oh, it's you know, it's my favorite car and then you look at what they haven't done
29:58
And you know what they have done this one's got some interesting one
30:01
So the speedo and the taco have been refurbished
30:04
So they have no needle bounce
30:05
That's quite a good sort of good attention to detail
30:08
So if you're if you're worrying about if that bothered you about the car and you got that sorted expense
30:13
Then it just shows that actually whoever's owned that car has kind of loved it and done done stuff with it
30:17
I think I think overall this looks really really good. Just look at the engine bay and it's really nice really clean
30:22
It says powered by Ford. I know it doesn't
30:25
I was just about to say look at the engine bay because all the hoses are new
30:29
All the wires have been kind of tacked down so in the right place
30:32
I think this is a really good car 18 to 22. I think if you could get that for under 20
30:37
That is a bit of a bargain. What have we got next or a hilly a nut and bolt restored hilly. Look at this max
30:43
Healy hundred now again, you know, we're talking about cars that are getting cheaper. These hilly hundreds used to be so expensive
30:48
They were the poster child of the classic car movement now
30:51
This one's estimated between 38 and 45,000 now hilly hundreds hilly 3000s depends what side of the fence you sit on
30:58
I'm a hilly hundred person. I think because I think they look purer
31:02
And this one is an absolute beaut. It's in that kind of light blue
31:06
Which is a very hilly color. It's really nice
31:08
It depends whether you like windows or not because these didn't come with any windows
31:12
So if you if it suddenly starts raining as sometimes it doesn't britain, believe it or not
31:16
And you want to get the roof on it
31:17
It's quite an affair with these because you got you actually side windows that you put on
31:20
So this is a fair with a carb. I think this looks better
31:24
I mean the 3000 is more usable because it has got a you know a pram roof that you can put up and down
31:30
But these are great. They don't drive that amazing. They've driven one of these and they're quite scuttly
31:35
Especially if they're on kind of retro tires and also they've got no seatbelts in them most of them
31:39
That is something that that bothers me cars without seatbelts and that that's an xk120 problem, isn't it?
31:43
And you can't have them retrofitted, which I'd probably do
31:46
But I think if you just concentrate on the look of it, it is amazing
31:50
You're right. They're not great cars to drive
31:52
But it's a 50s feel and you know like you said if it rains you're in trouble
31:56
However on those days where it's not raining and the scuttles aren't shaking too much
32:01
That is a perfect classic car experience
32:03
Go to image number seven and have a look at the gear stick
32:07
And tell me what you think you mean the three gears with overdrive. Yeah
32:12
It's um, it's it's only got three gears
32:14
But what is sort of a random arrangement as well, isn't it first is it's down and in the middle
32:19
And then second is up to the left and then third is down to the bottom left
32:22
So yeah, I've never driven one of those to be honest. It does look a little bit complicated
32:26
But I still think it's one of those
32:28
It's one of those things you just get to learn, isn't it?
32:30
And I think part of the joy of a classic car is learning about it and getting into the groove
32:35
And that's one of the things you'd have to get into the groove with because it's looks like quite a difficult gear change
32:40
Yeah, so this is 1954 Austin Healey 104 is estimated between 38 and 45
32:46
It's a genuine uk right hand drive and it's a fully restored example
32:50
It's in blue. It looks gorgeous. Go on to the historic sign. Have a look at that one
32:53
Next up is a 1967 citrant id 19 convertible now calm down because it's not an original
33:01
It's obviously a ds that's being converted and and you pointed this out to me
33:06
And once I've seen it, I can't unsee it the kind of um
33:09
Fake roof they've put on it looks like somebody's bought a tent and just dumped it on top
33:14
It just ruins it immediately which is a shame because you know a ds convertible is a gorgeous looking car
33:20
But on this one the roof is just all wrong. It looks like one of those trailer tents from the sephansies doesn't it?
33:25
It's not good. It's not good. Somebody has somebody has ram raided go outdoors in their citrant
33:30
And it's ended up with a tent on the roof
33:32
Which is a shame because actually a right hand drive ds is is worth quite a lot of money on its own
33:36
So it's a shame they've done this kind of conversion and also it's in silver
33:40
And you know what it's like to match bits of silver paint. It's kind of unmatched silver
33:43
So I would personally walk past this one, but we need to have a look at it
33:47
Just to just to satisfy our curiosity. Yes, that's up that's up for between 30 and 40
33:52
I wonder if we'll get that money. I'm not quite sure. What else have we got or one more for you?
33:57
This we're talking about values going down, but this one's a bit hot on the reserve max
34:00
It's a merc coupe 1985 one at a merc 123. So it's a 123 coupe
34:07
It's up for between nine and 12 000. It's in a gold color
34:11
It's got the nice colored match, you know hubcaps that I like
34:15
It's it's your typical 123 interior sort of beige velour and it's a good nick
34:21
70 000 on the clocks at 9 to 12 though
34:24
I think that's too hot on the money and there's not that many of these around however
34:28
I was looking at these a couple of years ago when the market was really hot and they're about, you know, 12 13 grand then
34:35
Yeah, but you know as we've talked about with these, there's not many of those around
34:39
You just said that I mean, I think that's the key to the value on this is there's not many around
34:43
And there's certainly not many good ones around
34:45
There's a load of rubbish out there
34:47
And this one looks all right actually the only thing about it in the details
34:50
It says it's a six cylinder well the 230 was a the 230c was a four cylinder
34:56
So I think it's definitely a four cylinder engine. I'm just trying to see from the pictures
34:59
Image five you can see the engine. It's got four four ht leads. So it's a four pot. There we are
35:04
The interior is really good actually
35:06
I think the x it's difficult to judge and photos and what the exterior is actually like but in photos
35:10
It looks really good, but the interior doesn't really clean. They can look quite tatty these
35:14
So maybe it's a condition car though when you get to the engine bay, there's a bit of rust about so
35:19
It's maybe sat outside for a little bit, but overall it looks good
35:23
I think it's a very usable classic car that maybe it's had a respray at some point
35:27
Oh, there's a bit of grot on the on the boot lid
35:30
The problem with these is it's really difficult to get parts from them lots of parts are coupé specific and aren't that many parts around
35:36
So again, it's the find another for this price, isn't it because if you restore them
35:40
I mean, you're going to be spending four or five times the value of it
35:43
So a good one if you can get it. I think that might be worth it
35:47
We're going for a little field trip in the week. Who's turn is it to pay for lunch? Is it mine?
35:50
Is it yours? I think it might be mine. So I'm on a diet and so are you
35:58
So episode 40 of the tire kickers and we'll talk old car adverts shortly and ask
36:02
If any were really good enough to get you to part with those old white fivers
36:06
But first lots of you have been in touch since our last show
36:09
We talked about flipping classics overnight for large markups and whether that was morally dodgy
36:15
Well new listener Quincy Fitzwater agreed with max. He says thank you just buy classics and you're right and relist them straight away
36:22
Remind him of ticket scalpers. He says they distort the market for genuine enthusiasts and collectors, which was what your point
36:28
Thanks for that Quincy and as well your comments about the show really appreciate it editor 1974 on Spotify says he says
36:35
Some of these overnight flippers are online only so they don't even have the overheads of a normal dealer
36:40
His point is that it's a bit cheeky. Benjamin Maltby picked up on our
36:44
Automobilia chat and knew having that old grill from a wallsy hornet. He says his first car was a hornet
36:50
He said even the grill was rusty. He also asks why when we talk about v8 so much and wanting a v8
36:56
We never really mentioned the chimera. He had one for eight years and it never let him down
37:00
He said the hood goes up in seconds and it's properly weatherproof
37:04
He says prices have come back down to earth and they sound great. Perhaps we should look at one of those
37:08
Yeah, good point. I mean, I've kind of got a bit of a blind spot about tvrs because I've never owned one
37:12
But I think yeah, that's a good chance to look at them. Mark Palmer on facebook also has some thoughts on automobilia
37:18
Too let's be honest here. He says most of it is just old junk gathering dust
37:22
But it does become cool over time. I mean, thank god
37:25
some of us save stuff like this and then he sent us a couple of old ads he'd kept
37:30
One for a fit temperate estate never heard of the fit temper of you. No, it's pretty ugly and forgettable
37:36
Another one was for the rover metro. Pretty ugly and forgettable
37:40
Exactly that. Yeah, just two ugly and forgettable things talking about v8 as we were lots of chat following our sl versus stag
37:46
road test episode about my v8 versus your only six cylinder slow coach
37:52
It's still technically a faster car than the stag that was
37:55
And I'll quest to find out which was best this is alan 74 says both cars look great, but come on
38:02
It's the stag any day and every day mr. M4 though reckons. It has to be the sl
38:07
He says the stag's woeful does forgive a lot of its shortcomings a v8 r107 probably is the goldilocks car just right
38:14
Yeah, I agree with that. Ian a k corb 2000 also enjoyed the special
38:19
He says in my opinion the stag has more character than the sl not just because of the v8
38:24
But also because of its idiosyncrasies and quirks. He said the the sl is competent and complete
38:29
But maybe it comes across as a bit soulless
38:32
Yeah, you see the problem with competent and complete is that that scene is a bad thing unless you're standing on the hard shoulder
38:37
Next to your stag in the rain and then competent and complete looks quite nice
38:41
Tony and ruth richards on facebook reckon that for ride handling comfort and performance the stag
38:47
Is the way ahead, but when it comes to the hood and interior they say the old man's murk
38:52
Thank you. Time you ruth wins the day. Do you know any old men who've got a murk?
38:56
Oh, yeah, we do and darren pendleton and lots more of you simply got in touch to say what a great episode
39:00
It was and that we should do some more maybe we should should do some more max
39:03
And maybe you should get some listeners cars together and a b them perhaps
39:07
Or do you think listeners would let us loose in their cars? I'd be surprised. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Good point
39:12
Yeah, another new listener john got in touch from france where he says he's been binging the episodes while cycling and gardening
39:18
Welcome along john. He says we keep mentioning cars. He's either owned
39:22
He's driven or he's lost it after and he sent us a nice shot of his msadie's r129 sl280
39:27
Which he brought from the uk with him when he moved
39:29
He said so far is not failed a single british or french mot in 10 years
39:35
Which is pretty good going. That's your s l for you. It is it is it's working well for him
39:40
And I think it is a reliable car those 129s, aren't they but thank you for the kind words john about the podcast
39:45
And it's great to have you along and just one more for me max
39:48
Hello to chicks and his red triumph staggoer met at the alton karmic a few weeks ago. There's quite a few stags
39:53
They're actually i must take my screwdriver along
39:56
Some parts what screw them back together again properly
39:59
Yeah, not actually to remove off the car just to tighten them up. Just do everybody a favor
40:02
Your parcel shelves a bit loose
40:05
Now it's time for crush or caress episode 40 the tire kickers time now for a return of our crush or caress feature
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Do we send a car to the scrapper or get out the t-cut and give it a good going over this time?
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It's matt's turn. Oh, yes, it is 50 years ago
40:24
One of the worst cars to have ever emerged from the british motor industry was launched
40:29
Yes, the austin princess and laughingly the ads at the time
40:34
Made out that it was the car to make your neighbors jealous. What do you get to the gallant? Not too bad, you know
40:42
Average how's the princess the princess has a bigger than average boot
40:47
Room in the back for a bigger than average family
40:50
And there's nothing average about the 1.7 and 2 liter overhead cam engines or the aerodynamic shape
40:56
Haven't they got one of those at number 19 from 3781 pounds not the car for mr. Average
41:02
I love the fact that uh, you know, it was supposed to make your your neighbors impressed
41:06
But I suppose it did in those days because it was a it was new
41:10
I suppose what you could say about it
41:12
I think we're getting the vibe that matt wants to crush it
41:14
But I think it's time to celebrate one of the most daring and forward-looking family car designs of the 20th century
41:22
Spacious distinctive smooth riding it took the family car fight to the cortina and lost
41:28
Well, exactly and the reason it was so bad
41:31
It was pulled off the production lines early on to fix massive engineering problems
41:35
And it just wasn't a cortina now
41:37
I know we're divided on this though as we were
41:40
When we looked around that one that was up for auction earlier this year back at the nc in birmingham
41:46
It's nearly lunchtime and look we found something looks like a wedge of cheese
41:52
2200 hl not the hls. What's it guided for?
41:56
Let's have a look on the windscreen here coming round here. It's uh guided for eight to ten eight to ten
42:01
Yeah, because it's a classic wedge. It's the 2.2 with 60 000 miles
42:05
Do you get another car with it great to ten you get a great piece of harris man design?
42:10
I think these are really goodbye and they are this one's a little bit expensive. You wouldn't drive that
42:14
Yes, you would it's a great drive. I would drive this absolutely. It's not ugly
42:18
It's a fantastic 72 design. It was ugly in the 70s when it came out. It's even uglier now
42:24
I've still got PTSD actually being near it. Oh for god's sake
42:27
Honestly, I've got a real problem with the princess because you hate it just for no reason whatsoever
42:32
And actually when you look at the princess, I mean, I think first of all here
42:36
You're wrong and let's just take this as the basis of this argument
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But however, I do see where you're coming from like a like a maths exam
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You are getting some marks for your working out here
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But you're wrong because the princess was one it was an avant-garde design
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Everything else around the princess looked boring square boxy cortinas square boxy cavaliers
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The princess was a wedge
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Secondly, it was spacious and this is the thing about the princess
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I remember as a kid we had one the car before we had was a mini club and a steak for the four of us
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And then in 1977 along came a princess and it was like going from economy to first class
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You sat in the back of the princess. It was a velour. It was spacious. It was light
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It felt modern. It felt new in 1970s and okay, it wasn't put together particularly well
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But it was a really bold design
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And if it had been put together with volts of our gun type quality
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It would be a winning car design and people would like it now
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So just to have a go at it because it was put together badly. It's not quite really fair
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Now I'm having to go because I've got two eyes in my head and when I open my eyes and look at it
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It's horrendous. It was horrendous at the time. I remember being a kid and riding in one and thinking this is rubbish
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This looks awful. It's ugly. It's got a horrible vinyl roof. It just it was just yuck
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I mean my folks had the citron gs
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We talked about that before and that was a much more interesting car than the princess
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The princess was just like a I don't know it was like a dad dancing at a wedding
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It was just it's just naff. The whole thing was naff. It was trying to be cool and it wasn't cool
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I think of it in the same breath as an allegro frumpy ugly
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The nap. No, no, no, I think if you look at other family cars, the princess was really different
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It looked different on the road. It was a stylish look to it and be all be all designs at that time
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We're really doing something different
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They were pushing the boundaries of it and actually the wedge design in the 70s was what it's all about
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But virtually every manufacturer had some kind of wedge Ferrari 308 GT 4s
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Lamborghini contacts that they were all wedges and that was just following the design language of the time
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Okay, the problem was that it had pretty rubbish engines. It was full speed
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And it it did handle quite well because it had that hydro gas suspension
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But it was just let down by bits
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But actually if those bits had been right this would have been a winning design
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It's the design is probably the biggest problem for me to be honest because I just think the design is trying to be cool
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But it's not pulling it off
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And then all the component bits just you know felt 70s British Leyland cheap
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You look at it what it was up against is British Leyland cheap then go and sit in your stag in the garage
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That is 70s British Leyland cheap. That's the same as the princess
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You can't criticize it and then go and buy a stag. Maybe it's just the design
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I don't like I mean the no, I don't know so the quality the quality is not there
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Well, that's that's that's consistent fact you look at it. Well, it was up against like that
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You know those Volvo States was up against Granada's it was up against Audi's it was up against like
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Alfa Mayer's, you know, those are all cool cars the Citroens at the time were cool cars. I mean his primary
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The Cortina the Granada the entry level Granada's and the Citroen CX. I'd rather had a Citroen CX
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Yeah, but if you look at the Fords, you know the Fords were boxy styling and they were pretty bland boxy styling
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I mean the problem with the Fords is they worked and the princess didn't so that that was the core problem with
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The princess sales because it didn't sell that well actually because it didn't sell that well
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It became quite cheap. So it was quite a bargain at the time
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But I think if it had worked people would now be looking back at that design thinking that is something
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That was a bookmark of classic car design in the 1970s
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It's just because it was let down by bad engines and certainly bad production because it fell apart
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Otherwise apart from that that is a good car. So why don't you see many of them about it's not revered is it as a car?
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No, because I think it had a bad reputation didn't it because it had very bad build quality
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But actually by the time you got to the princess 2, which I think was like 1978
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It had different engines. The reliability was a lot better
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The interior was still that kind of spacious light bright
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Princess feel I think the princess 2 was a much much better car
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Now I think if that princess 2 had been the original car
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Princesses would be a lot better remembered and funnily enough. I have one on your screen now. This is a 1981
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Red princess 2 now it is it's the 1.7 hl
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So it's the basic spec and okay if you look at the velour it's a bit rumpled and it's a bit tired
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But actually the interior is one of the winning parts of the princess because it's so spacious
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It's big. It was a great car to be in in the 1970s, particularly if you come from a mini club in the state
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Yeah, but it suffered at the time from poor marketing. It was supposed to be luxury on a budget
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You know might have been spacious, but the whole touch everything you touched just looked cheap
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I mean to take your take your point on the fact that you didn't get a chance
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I mean that unfortunately is the story of a lot of british cars
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Isn't it they were botched at launch and then they you know by that time the ship had sailed
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You know it may have got refined for me the design is one of my big problems with it
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And second is the cheapness of it. It's just everything about that car feels cheap every the one that we looked at the nc
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Everything you touch and you feel you sit in and you see
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Looks nasty and that's my problem with the princess if it was such a great car
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You would see them at car meets people don't like them
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They just it was almost like a utility car and and as soon as as soon as the time had moved on
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They got crushed. Well, I want to put another one in a crusher today
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I'm going to give you a win here because I'm going to let you crush something
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I'm not going to let you crush the princess or the princess too
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What you can do is crush the austin ambassador which came after it which used the
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Grill and the front lights from the morris itl
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So you can crush that but please leave the princesses to me and my childhood
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I think they're best as a memory to be honest princesses. I mean ambassador was worse
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You're right morris itl was worse
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But I think you know these are the best left in the 70s these cars
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I mean, yes, they were wow
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I mean it's it is hilarious that that the advertising was are you going to impress the neighbor because
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If you pulled up in one of these now you just would depress nobody apart apart from you
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I'd love it. I wish please pull up next to me in the princess
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I just think every the execution the design the execution of the whole thing was just rubbish
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It was trying to be cool as to say it was it's the it's the car equivalent
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Of your dad or an uncle dancing at a wedding. It just makes it just makes me cringe
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Look at the positive. Look at the positives. Well, look at the positives. There are positives
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There's a spacious interior. The interior felt great. There's the hydrogas
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You want to get out of made a really nice handling car it rode beautifully and also there's the design
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You don't like it, but that's just subjective. I think a 70s wedge design is quite cool
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I will give you all the points you've made
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Some of the valid some of them not but let's just leave the princess
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To sleep quietly because it is a 70s relic
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But it's an interesting part of the 1970s story the ambassador yuck crush it think they're right or think they're wrong
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Here's a question. Have you ever bought a car because of a tv advert?
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Uh, I don't think I have but I probably wanted one now these days manufacturers just drown the internet with free cars for
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Influencers to test but back when millions of people watched itv
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Adverts were a massive part of selling a car as solid as a rock
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As reliable as time as comfortable as your favorite armchair
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In 1982 ford cortina more than ever
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A car above comparison
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Yeah, that 82 cortina advert there is just it just making you
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Want it, isn't it that you know the car adverts were were expensive
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They were sort of made to make you desire the car a lot were made with feature film quality and huge great budgets
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I mean, do you remember the rena one nicole papa with the rena cleo and then paula hamilton
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Sort of dumping her pearls but not the gti keys or the hot that honda cog advert
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I think it was like really really expensive wasn't it?
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I mean, I think it was said to be the most expensive car advert of all time
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But i'm not sure whether that's true that was the one where all the different rolling parts
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Rolled into each other at the end and made a honda a quarter state
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So maybe the moving parts are slightly better than the sum of them, but I think it was a great advert. Isn't it nice
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When things just work
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It did show you and made the point very very well that that hondas were well put together
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Um, we've been talking about cars that weren't that well put together
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So, uh, british layland had some memorable ads, didn't they? Yeah as a bl fan surprise surprise
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I used to love the two ronnie's advertising allegros and marinas. Do you remember that?
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The Allegro very economical shown by a's drive magazine to be one of the cheapest cars to run on four wheels
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We need to be wouldn't it with petrofibre and eternal gallon you have been away a long time, sir
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Do you like it inside didn't see I've been inside
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Yeah, that was a very over time that those sort of adverts those sort of skitty sketch shows
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There was a stag one where somebody it was a very confessions of a window cleaner thing
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Where the wife gets caught with a bloke in bed and the the husbands come home and then he chases them to the bl dealership
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I want to test driving a quick car. Of course, sir
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Now that model turned into triumph stag the gentleman in the stag seems familiar to him
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And as fashions moved on into sort of the 80s, then then the sort of trends moved on as well
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Didn't they remember once for the metro? Good morning, mr. Menzel, sir
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Yeah, the metro adverts were really expensive because let me list the cast list on this
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Eric Idle Murray Walker and former formula one champ
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Nigel Mansell, no doubt you've come to see the new rover fastback
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The metro of course a true drivers car handy around town
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Absolutely nige words right out of my mouth all those people involved in flogging a metro
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I'm going to play this music max as we as we talk it's an advert that was just music
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It's from the late 70s and it really had an impact on me
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Built by robots fiat strada. Do you remember that ad? Oh, yeah, absolutely cars weren't built by robots
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So we're generally built by grumpy men in donkey jackets with sideburns went until that point
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And this was like space age, you know the fact that I think it was the first car
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That was actually built completely, you know on an automated line, wasn't it fiat strada?
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I mean it was built by robots and then then fell apart on it on his own didn't make it any good
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Did it the robots are obviously having a bad week on that one, but yeah
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But that was quite I remember that and that really stuck in my my
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Brain as well and you mentioned that that vw squeaky earring ad
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Yeah, that was great, isn't it inside of golf is a passengers earring that was really funny when he was driving
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Along trying to find that squeak and we all do that kind of thing, isn't it?
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You hear a noise and you're looking around and you're pressing and you're pushing and you're thinking. Where's that coming from?
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And at the end he got a mechanic to come in and
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Oil his passengers earring because that was the thing that was making the squeak that was classic vw advertising
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Really good sense of humor those vw ads
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Very very clever as well because it got the point across really really well
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so I think that that helped sell a lot of volts violence didn't it because
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The early 90s onwards they then had this really really stellar reputation through advertising
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Of being really really solid cars and people were prepared to pay a bit more money from
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I think I bought a Volkswagen actually on the basis of those adverts
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I bought a Volkswagen polo new on the basis of the
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Concept that the car was really really well screwed together. It wasn't going to be squeaky
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You know that was worth paying the extra money
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And I think it was you know cars were quite expensive
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If you didn't have finance and stuff back in the 80s and 90s, you know you had to put your money down
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But I think they ad made a big big difference. They weren't all flash though. Were they?
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I mean somewhere on a lower budget
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They were listing a lot of mundane standard items and there's there's this one here for a voxel shove it
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These are the new 1983 voxel chevets a 1300 engine a smart saloon with a real boot
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Reclining seats with cloth trim plus a push button radio quartz clock
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So ads like that max were very mundane and boring weren't they you know, it's got wind up windows
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It's got 1300 engine but obviously that for local dealers and don't talk about you don't see them anymore
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Do you I mean it used to be on tv and radio all the time didn't they for the local car dealers
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This is another one. I found have a listen to this one
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DC Cuff your new Renault dealer at Canclo Road, Rotherham bring you not percent finance over three years on the fabulous Renault 5
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Only 19 pounds 99 a week. Yes only
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Fantastic, I can't see paula hamilton getting ahead of one of those at 1999 a week
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1999 though for a Renault 5. I'm watching what that gets you fish and chips in a pub now, doesn't it?
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It could be driving a Renault 5
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You can see though why vw would desperate to go up market because those adverts really do set the tone of the car
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Don't they I mean if the cheap voiceover and a cheap jingle is on a Renault 5
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You're going to just going to think cheap
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You're going to associate it with cheap things and that's why vw was so clever in moving
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What is a bog standard car? You know a vw golf?
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They moved up market with those adverts
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And I think that's part of the key of the advertising is they managed to redefine the car just through their tv adverts
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What do we think of modern car adverts? I can't really remember a memorable one in the last few years
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I mean, they're all very speeding through a desert saying professional driver closed course
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You know warning you off having any fun
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If you're a manufacturer you give your car to an influencer and have a 20 minute youtube video made about it
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I think 30 second car adverts. They're pretty dead. Aren't they? It's a shame really. I think the the days of the clever witty funny
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Advertising industry has sort of gone as you say it's become more sort of youtube based and you know get your influencers to make shorts about it
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Honestly, I can't remember in the last few years a memorable car
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Or an outdoor billboard ad or a tv ad or a radio ad that made me go. Oh, that's clever
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In those days we used to be proud of our cars
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You know a car was a status symbol and a car was something to aspire to and you could impress the neighbors and turning up with a car
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And there was that kind of pride around buying a car now
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There isn't that kind of pride isn't it because it's more of just a piece of transport to get from a to b
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And we've got to be slightly embarrassed about the emissions and big engines are bad
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So the kind of relationship that we've got with cars has changed therefore advertising has followed us and changed as well
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Episode 40 of the tire kick is is over. That's it for now next episode
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How old were you when you realized that cars would turn out to be a lifelong obsession and the cut price xk 120
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We think mga values have never been so low
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So is it time to bend over backwards and snap one up at the bending over backwards?
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That's just getting into one. Oh, yeah my back. Um, so that's all coming next time
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