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Episode 18: First Ballot Can't Park There Hall Of Famer

Episode 18: First Ballot Can't Park There Hall Of Famer

Tran Girlismo Jun 11, 2026 119 min
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About this episode

Pride Month frames the conversation as the hosts trade travel and photo-walk stories, spot special rail liveries, and swap DIY wins like a pizza-box squirrel stopper. The episode then turns to transit safety, recounting drivers ending up on light-rail tracks and arguing for grade separation along Rainier Avenue. From there, it dives into corporate “pride” and DEI backlash, merch and inventory realities, and Stellantis platform strategy—STLA One, modular powertrains, and badge engineering—before ending with more queer community reflection and shout-outs.

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air-cooled

"…so far I have seen a slammed, air-cooled beetle and a Millennium Jade R34 Skyline with our sticker on it, which is insane."

“Air-cooled” means the engine is cooled by air flowing over it, not by coolant in a radiator. Some older cars—like classic Beetles—are known for this type of setup.

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air-cooled beetle

"…so far I have seen a slammed, air-cooled beetle and a Millennium Jade R34 Skyline with our sticker on it, which is insane."

This is talking about a classic Volkswagen Beetle. The key detail is that it uses an air-cooled engine, meaning it’s cooled by air instead of liquid coolant.

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slammed

"…so far I have seen a slammed, air-cooled beetle and a Millennium Jade R34 Skyline with our sticker on it, which is insane."

“Slammed” means the car is lowered a lot so it sits very close to the ground. People usually do it to change the look of the car.

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Nissan R34

"…so far I have seen a slammed, air-cooled beetle and a Millennium Jade R34 Skyline with our sticker on it, which is insane."

A Nissan Skyline R34 is a well-known Japanese performance car. “Millennium Jade” is a particular paint color, so it’s basically describing the car’s exact color and model.

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driver aid

"Like how many how many driver aid did she ignore when it's vibrating the wheel going like, hey, dog, are you sure?"

A driver aid is a safety feature that helps the driver, like warnings or assist systems. The speaker is saying the driver didn’t pay attention to those helps, and the alerts were hard to feel because the car was bouncing and shaking.

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haptic feedback

"Well, no, see, she couldn't get the haptic feedback through the wheel because it was a violently shaking side to side from the ties."

Haptic feedback means the car alerts you by vibrating or “tapping” something you can feel. In this story, the steering wheel was already shaking a lot, so the alert couldn’t be felt clearly.

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CX five

"I don't think you should go to jail. But I also think we should crush your CX five and you live somewhere where it's completely walkable."

The Mazda CX-5 is a small SUV made by Mazda. The speaker is talking about how someone drove it up a steep area without crashing or flipping it.

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Toyota Ad

"...ike, let's just run through like a potential like Toyota ad read from me. Hello, we're Toyota Motor Corporati..."
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Ford F150

"We, we, it was cool. Honestly, everybody, it was, it was so cool because it was like we had an older lesbian lady who had a beat to shit 2006 Ford F-150 with a handmade banner on it. And then they brought an old Mars rover concept out of storage and like this, this sweetest oldest gay man I've ever met in my life just did donuts down the street with it for like the whole length of the parade because it was like four wheel independent steering."

The Ford F-150 is a large truck made for hauling and towing, but many people also use it for regular driving. It’s a very common model, so it’s easy to recognize. The podcast is pointing to a specific older F-150 as a standout example.

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Jeep Wrangler

"...o have a soft spot for Jeeps. Not like I like the Wrangler. I wish the Wrangler were like from a different b..."

The Jeep Wrangler is an SUV made for off-road driving. Many Wranglers can have the roof and doors removed for open-air driving. The podcast is talking about liking Jeeps in general, with a particular focus on the Wrangler.

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Suzuki Jimny

"... urban assault vehicles. You want a Suzuki Suzuki Jimny or whatever. I do."

The Suzuki Jimny is a small SUV built to handle rough roads and off-road trails. It’s compact, so it can be easier to drive in tight spaces than bigger SUVs. The podcast is describing it as a tough little vehicle.

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Concept

fast lane 2030 plans

"In the next three and a half years as part of the fast lane 2030 plans."

This is a company’s long-term plan for what kinds of cars it wants to build by 2030. In this discussion, it’s tied to launching and updating a lot of vehicles over the next few years.

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Stellantis

"someone pointed out that it is almost Stellantis is stock ticker, which might be where they got it."

Stellantis is a major car company that makes lots of different brands. Here, they’re talking about how Stellantis is organizing its future car plans using a platform called STLA.

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STLA platform

"but the platform that they are debuting to get like 30 cars around to is called the STLA platform."

A platform is the shared engineering foundation a car is built on. Stellantis’ STLA platform is their plan to use the same core design ideas across many different models so they can build new cars faster and cheaper.

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EVs

"So they're going to build the plan currently sits at 29 EVs, 15 plug-in hybrid vehicles, 24 hybrids and 39 gasoline cars."

EVs are cars that run mainly on electricity from a battery. The segment is talking about how many of the company’s future cars are planned to be electric versus other types.

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plug-in hybrid vehicles

"So they're going to build the plan currently sits at 29 EVs, 15 plug-in hybrid vehicles, 24 hybrids and 39 gasoline cars."

A plug-in hybrid vehicle (PHEV) combines a gasoline engine with an electric motor and a battery that can be charged from an external power source. That lets it drive some trips on electricity alone before the gasoline engine takes over.

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hybrids

"So they're going to build the plan currently sits at 29 EVs, 15 plug-in hybrid vehicles, 24 hybrids and 39 gasoline cars."

A hybrid uses both gas and electricity. Usually you don’t plug it in—its battery gets charged while you drive, like when you slow down.

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Car

Lamborghini Urus

"... that even all the way up to like the Lamborghini Urus? Isn't that also like kind of a golf still or wha..."

The Lamborghini Urus is a luxury SUV made by Lamborghini. It’s designed to be fast and powerful, not just comfortable. The podcast is mentioning it as a Lamborghini model people recognize.

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STLA one platform

"So they're going to, they're going to put, you know, BC and D platform. [4902.1s] They're going to underpin 30 cars with this new STLA one platform by 2035."

A platform is the shared “base” that many cars are built on. Stellantis’ STLA One is meant to let them build lots of different cars using the same core design, which can make new-car development faster and cheaper.

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dev cycle

"The real story of this is that they're the scientists is currently [4910.5s] chasing every Chinese OEM because the goal is to get new car development down [4915.7s] to 24 months rather than spending their current 40 months on a dev cycle for a new car."

A dev cycle is the time it takes a company to go from “new car idea” to “ready to build and sell.” The point here is they’re trying to shorten that timeline to keep up with competitors.

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OEM

"The real story of this is that they're the scientists is currently [4910.5s] chasing every Chinese OEM because the goal is to get new car development down [4915.7s] to 24 months rather than spending their current 40 months on a dev cycle for a new car."

OEM means the company that actually makes the cars (or big parts) that get sold under a brand name. Here, the host is saying Stellantis is paying attention to Chinese car makers that move quickly.

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Car

Peugeot On Peugeot

"...they will be doing is they're just going to focus on Peugeot, Fiat, Ram, Jeep and their pro one line, which is..."

The Peugeot iOn is a small electric car meant for city driving. It runs on electricity instead of using gasoline. The podcast mentions it while talking about what Peugeot will focus on.

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pro one line

"they're just going to focus on Peugeot, Fiat, Ram, Jeep and their pro one line, [4959.1s] which is just all the work trucks and vans."

“Pro One” here means a lineup aimed at work vehicles—things like trucks and vans used for business. The host is saying Stellantis will focus on that category as part of their plan.

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Brand

Fiat

"what they will be doing is [4954.6s] they're just going to focus on Peugeot, Fiat, Ram, Jeep and their pro one line, [4959.1s] which is just all the work trucks and vans."

Fiat is a car brand under Stellantis. In this segment, it’s mentioned as part of the set of brands they’re planning to focus on.

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Ram

"what they will be doing is [4954.6s] they're just going to focus on Peugeot, Fiat, Ram, Jeep and their pro one line, [4959.1s] which is just all the work trucks and vans."

Ram is a truck-focused brand within Stellantis. The host is saying they’ll concentrate on brands like Ram, especially for work vehicles like trucks and vans.

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badges

"they're just going to focus on Peugeot, Fiat, Ram, Jeep and their pro one line, [4959.1s] which is just all the work trucks and vans. [4962.6s] Cause the vans get sold under like 85 badges."

A “badge” is the nameplate on a car—like the brand or model label. The host is saying the same kind of van can be sold under different brand names.

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Ram Pro Master

"You could buy a Ram pro master as every French car company has ever existed. Like, and it's still the exact same thing."

The Ram ProMaster is a work van made by Ram. It’s the kind of vehicle businesses use a lot, and the speaker is talking about how the Ram name shows up on vans in different countries.

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badge engineering

"They're really, they are bringing badge engineering back in the like everything old as do again."

Badge engineering is when a company sells the same basic car or van under a different brand name. Usually it’s mostly changed with logos and small styling tweaks, not a whole new vehicle.

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Dodge Ram

"...neglecting all of the brands that are Pujo, Fiat, Ram and Jeep, which sounds like what they were doing ..."

The Ram is a pickup truck made for tasks like hauling and towing. Many people also use them for everyday driving because they’re versatile. The podcast brings it up as one of the brands being considered.

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Chrysler Pacifica

"...current Chrysler lineup of products. You mean the Pacifica and then the Voyager, which is just. The Voyager ..."

The Chrysler Pacifica is a minivan, which is a vehicle built to carry families and lots of people. It’s designed for comfort and practicality, like easier access and more interior space. The podcast mentions it as part of Chrysler’s lineup.

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Chrysler Voyager

"...p of products. You mean the Pacifica and then the Voyager, which is just. The Voyager got dropped."

The Chrysler Voyager is a minivan, which is a vehicle made to carry families and lots of people. The podcast is talking about it as part of Chrysler’s lineup and mentions that it was removed or discontinued. It’s referenced as a model name that changed over time.

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Chrysler 300

"...hey could have just kept the most recent Chrysler 300 in production forever."

The Chrysler 300 is a large sedan, meaning it’s a bigger car built for comfortable driving. It’s known for a distinctive, classic style. The podcast is talking about whether Chrysler should have kept that model going.

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Ford Edge

"...ast year as like this incredibly gorgeous cutting edge EV. And instead during the investor day conferenc..."

The Ford Edge is a mid-size SUV that’s meant for everyday driving. It’s a crossover, so it’s built more like a car than a truck. The podcast is mentioning it while talking about plans for electric versions.

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Dodge Hornet

"“Hey, do you know what this entire thing stinks of? … This entire thing stinks of Dodge Hornet. It does.”"

The Dodge Hornet is a small SUV made by Dodge. Here, the hosts are basically saying that the situation they’re talking about feels like it’s connected to the Hornet—like it’s part of what’s going on with Dodge right now.

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Chevrolet Uplander

"Jordan, do you remember the Chevrolet uplander? Are you trying to updog me right now? What's an uplander?"

The Chevrolet Uplander is a minivan. The conversation is using it as an example of how car models can be connected to the same overall design family, even when the brand name changes.

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Holden Commodore

"... to be more distance between a Chevrolet SS and a Holden Commodore or Holden, whatever the hell those were. Monero."

The Holden Commodore is a car that was made as a large sedan, with versions that leaned toward sportier driving. It’s the kind of car people talk about when comparing different performance sedans. The podcast mentions it as a comparison point.

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Chrysler New Yorker

"...e next game is tonight. Does anybody like he is a New Yorker? He's a Floridian."

The Chrysler New Yorker is the name of a large, comfortable car model from Chrysler. People bring it up because it’s a recognizable classic nameplate. In the podcast, it’s used as a preference question.

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Chrysler Fifth Avenue

"...y broke too many windows throwing themselves onto Fifth Avenue. They needed just a handy little push door."

The Chrysler Fifth Avenue is a car model name from Chrysler that was known for being a larger, more upscale sedan. The podcast brings it up as a recognizable name, not as a detailed technical topic. It’s used for a quick reference in the conversation.

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Toyota Tacoma

"...tars and a silhouette of what is clearly a Toyota Tacoma. Motor one found this and posted about it on Twit..."

The Toyota Tacoma is a pickup truck that’s smaller than the biggest trucks. People choose it for driving on rough roads and for everyday use. The podcast mentions it because it’s easy to identify as a Tacoma.

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Pontiac Am Trans

"That's fun. Yeah, I am trans, but I am also lesbian. I highly recommend."

The Pontiac Trans Am is a sporty performance car model. It’s known for being fun to drive and for its classic, aggressive look. The podcast is recommending it as a fun car.

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Toyota Prius

"...nk you to Penile Sparing Vaginoplasty. The Toyota Prius GT 300. Now that's a fucking car to stand around."

The Toyota Prius is a car that uses a gas engine and an electric motor together. That combination helps it use less fuel than many regular gas cars. The podcast is referencing a special “GT 300” version as something notable.

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