I Need A Tow Truck!
About this episode
Classic car enthusiasts Max and Matt dive into the often-overlooked charm of brown cars from the 1970s, debating their appeal and rarity in today's automotive landscape. They explore the nostalgia of car-based vans that kept Britain moving and share personal stories about their own classic vehicles. The episode features a lively discussion on whether driving a classic car daily is practical, especially after Max's modern Land Rover breaks down. With humor and passion, they challenge the notion of color preferences in classic cars, making a case for the revival of brown.
We're back! Max has had a breakdown - in something even more unreliable than his old Porsche 912. Also on the show - let's make brown great again! What's happened to all the brown cars? Plus - it's a hard knock life. We look at the sub-povvo spec of old car-based vans. No heated seats and CarPlay for the tradies of old. They were lucky to have wind-up windows and a steering wheel. All that, plus your thoughts, comments and corrections. Hit play and enjoy the chat!
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Defender 90
"So this car, it's a 2021 Defender 90, has had five breakdowns in less than five years."
The Defender 90 is a small SUV made by Land Rover. The 2021 version has a tough look and is great for off-roading, but it also has modern features for comfort.
The Land Rover Defender 90 is a compact, rugged SUV known for its off-road capabilities and distinctive design. The 2021 model features modern technology and comfort while maintaining the classic Defender's tough image.
russet brown
"Now, admittedly, yours isn't the russet brown of the factory colour. What exact colour is yours?"
Russet brown is a type of brown color that has a bit of red in it. It was a popular color for cars in the 1970s and is often seen on older vehicles.
Russet brown is a specific shade of brown that has reddish or orange undertones. This color was popular in the 1970s for automotive finishes and is often associated with vintage cars from that era.
Porsche copper metallic
"Mine is actually a Porsche copper metallic. Okay."
Porsche copper metallic is a special paint color that looks like copper. It's a popular choice for some Porsche cars because it gives them a distinctive and attractive look.
Porsche copper metallic is a specific paint color used by Porsche, known for its rich, warm hue that resembles the color of copper. This color is often associated with classic Porsche models and adds a unique aesthetic appeal to the vehicle.
V8
"...I always stop in the tracks when I hear a V8 or CS stag."
A V8 is a type of engine that has eight cylinders arranged in a V shape. It's known for being powerful and is often used in sports cars and trucks.
A V8 engine is an eight-cylinder engine configuration where the cylinders are arranged in a 'V' shape. This design allows for a powerful engine that delivers high performance, commonly found in sports cars and larger vehicles.
Rover 3500S
"...this is a gorgeous Rover P6 Rover 3500S."
The Rover 3500S is a stylish car made by Rover, known for its comfortable ride and powerful V8 engine. It was popular in the 1970s and has a unique look that stands out.
The Rover 3500S is a luxury saloon car produced by Rover from 1968 to 1977. It is known for its distinctive design and the use of a V8 engine, which provided a balance of performance and comfort.
Ram 3500
"...our screen now, this is a gorgeous Rover P6 Rover 3500S. So it's in the brown colour outside."
The Ram 3500 is a big pickup truck that can carry and tow a lot of weight, which makes it great for work or heavy-duty tasks. People like it because it's strong and reliable, especially if they need to move trailers or heavy things. The mention of another car shows how different vehicles can be used for different purposes.
The Ram 3500 is a heavy-duty pickup truck known for its towing capacity and rugged performance, making it a popular choice for those needing a workhorse vehicle. It is often used in commercial applications and by enthusiasts who require a powerful truck for towing trailers or carrying heavy loads. The mention of the Rover P6 3500S indicates a comparison of different vehicle types and their capabilities.
Rover 2000 TC
"...because it was a Rover. So it said I've arrived, although it was a 2000 TC, I think not the 3.5,000. It was a Rover that said I've arrived..."
The Rover 2000 TC is a vintage car from the UK that was popular in the 1970s. It was known for being a comfortable and stylish vehicle, often seen as a status symbol at the time.
The Rover 2000 TC is a classic British car known for its stylish design and comfortable ride. It was part of the Rover P6 series, which was produced in the 1960s and 1970s and is appreciated for its engineering and luxury features.
restomod
"Rest no mod, it's your favorite."
A restomod is when someone takes an old car and updates it with new parts to make it work better while keeping its classic look. It's a way to enjoy old cars without giving up on modern features.
A restomod is a classic car that has been restored and modified with modern components for improved performance, comfort, and reliability while retaining its original aesthetic. This trend allows enthusiasts to enjoy the charm of vintage cars with the benefits of contemporary technology.
Rover P6
"...And this Rover P6 is one, and this Mark I escort is another one. I just think it looks really good."
The Rover P6 is a car made by the British company Rover in the 1960s and 70s. It's known for its stylish look and good driving experience.
The Rover P6 is a mid-sized car produced by the British manufacturer Rover from 1963 to 1977. Known for its innovative design and engineering, the P6 was well-received for its handling and comfort.
MG MGB
"...you got onto things like MGBs, they were starting to make them look a bit more bronzy. I mean, we've got a 1980 MGB LE, so the last edition Roadster for sale..."
The MGB is a small sports car made by MG, popular for its fun driving and classic design. The 1980 version is the last one they made, and it has a unique look.
The MGB is a classic British sports car produced by MG from 1962 to 1980. The 1980 MGB LE represents the last edition of this model, known for its distinctive styling and driving experience.
Ford Escort Ford
"And actually, just on this point, and I spotted this, this Mark I Ford Escort, Ford or Mexico Tawny Brown is £49,000. What?"
The Ford Escort is a small car that was very popular in the UK, especially in the 60s and 70s. The Mark I version is especially loved by car enthusiasts, and some of them can be worth a lot of money today, like the special Mexico model. People are interested in it because it has a cool design and a fun history.
The Ford Escort, particularly the Mark I version, is a classic compact car that gained fame in the 1960s and 1970s for its sporty design and performance. It became a cultural icon, especially in motorsport, and is highly sought after by collectors today. The mention of a specific model like the Mexico highlights its desirability and value in the classic car market.
Volkswagen Gtis
"...red colors. You know, look at the colors on gold GTIs, that was reds and blacks and stuff. It was a lo..."
The Volkswagen Golf is a small car that has been very popular since it came out in the 1970s. It's known for being practical and fun to drive, especially the sporty version called the GTI. People talk about it because it's a great all-around car that many enjoy.
The Volkswagen Golf is a compact car that has been a best-seller in various markets since its introduction in the 1970s, known for its practicality and driving dynamics. The Golf GTI variant, in particular, is celebrated for its sporty performance and has become a benchmark for hot hatchbacks. Discussions around the Golf often highlight its versatility and enduring popularity.
Ford Cortina
"...yapping on about flares? I've just Googled brown Cortina because I was sort of thinking, as I was saying t..."
The Ford Cortina is a classic car that many people in the UK remember fondly. It was a family car that was affordable and practical, making it very popular when it was made. People talk about it because it brings back memories and has a special place in car history.
The Ford Cortina was a popular family car produced by Ford of Britain from the 1960s to the 1980s. It played a significant role in the UK automotive market, known for its affordability and practicality, making it a common sight on British roads. The Cortina is often discussed in classic car circles for its nostalgic value and its influence on the family car segment.
Triumph Stag
"Let's have a look at an example of a stag in a kind of a right brown, actually. 1972 one. It says on Mark II, but I think if I cast my mind back to our Christmas quiz..."
The Triumph Stag is a classic British sports car that was made in the early 1970s. It's known for its stylish look and was designed to be a fun car to drive, especially in the summer with the top down.
The Triumph Stag is a luxury sports car produced by the British manufacturer Triumph from 1970 to 1977. It features a distinctive design and was aimed at the growing market for open-top sports cars during that era.
Euro spec
"So this might be slightly different, so it might be a Euro spec, but I don't think that's a Mark II, but it has got awful wire wheels."
Euro spec means the car is made to follow the rules and standards in Europe, which can be different from those in other places like America.
Euro spec refers to vehicles that are built to meet European regulations and specifications, which can differ from those in other markets, such as the U.S. This often includes differences in safety, emissions, and equipment standards.
American spec
"...those are American spec suits, so I think the whole thing..."
American spec means the car is made to follow the rules and standards in the United States, which can be different from those in other places like Europe.
American spec refers to vehicles that are built to meet U.S. regulations and specifications, which can include different safety standards, emissions requirements, and features compared to European or other markets.
primary colors
"...it doesn't turn heads as good as primary colors."
Primary colors are the main colors like red, blue, and yellow. Cars painted in these colors usually stand out more on the road.
Primary colors in automotive design refer to the basic colors that are often used for car paint, such as red, blue, and yellow. These colors tend to attract more attention and are commonly associated with sporty or vibrant vehicles.
Land Rover Defender
"...a bit like your Land Rover Defender, your modern one, Max. That's trouble-free, isn't it?"
The Land Rover Defender is a tough SUV designed for off-roading. It's known for being reliable and can handle rough terrains well.
The Land Rover Defender is a rugged SUV known for its off-road capabilities and durability. It's a popular choice among enthusiasts who appreciate its classic design and modern performance.
Porsche 912
"...e same kind of like time period than my old 1966 Porsche 912, which was a kind of bit of a project car."
The Porsche 911 is a famous sports car that has been around since the 1960s. It's known for its unique shape and fast performance, making it a favorite among car lovers. The 912 is a version of the 911 that some people really like because it's a classic.
The Porsche 911 is an iconic sports car that has been in production since the early 1960s, known for its distinctive design and exceptional performance. It has a loyal following and is often regarded as one of the best sports cars in the world, with a rich motorsport heritage. The mention of the 1966 Porsche 912 highlights its significance as a classic variant of the 911.
off-roading
"I just, I took it on that really tough Land Rover extreme off-roading course, which is called Waitrose Car Park. And I drove it to the Waitrose Car Park and parked it."
Off-roading means driving on rough surfaces instead of regular roads. It usually involves vehicles that can handle bumpy and uneven ground, like SUVs or trucks.
Off-roading refers to driving a vehicle on unpaved surfaces, such as dirt, mud, sand, or rocky terrain. It typically involves specialized vehicles designed to handle rough conditions, like SUVs or trucks with enhanced suspension and traction capabilities.
engine bay
"...all through the engine bay. And the remainder dropped on the poor Waitrose Car Park,..."
The engine bay is the area under the hood of a car where the engine and other important parts are located.
The engine bay is the compartment in a vehicle where the engine is housed. It typically contains various components such as the engine, battery, and other mechanical parts necessary for the vehicle's operation.
Land Rover Assist
"...because I rang up Land Rover Assist and said,..."
Land Rover Assist is a service that helps Land Rover drivers when their car has problems, like breaking down or needing a tow.
Land Rover Assist is a roadside assistance service provided by Land Rover for its vehicle owners. It offers support in case of breakdowns, accidents, or other emergencies.
modern cars
"And I think partly modern cars, they've got so many different components from so many different makers"
Modern cars use a lot of technology and parts from different companies. This can make them complicated, and if one small part fails, it can cause bigger problems.
Modern cars are vehicles that incorporate advanced technology and components from various manufacturers, often leading to complex systems that can be more prone to failure if any single part malfunctions. This complexity can make maintenance and repairs more challenging.
auxiliary belt tensioner
"It was the auxiliary belt tensioner that basically chopped off"
The auxiliary belt tensioner keeps the engine's accessory belt tight. If it breaks, the belt can slip off, and parts like the alternator won't work properly.
The auxiliary belt tensioner is a component that maintains tension on the auxiliary belt, which drives various accessories in the engine, such as the alternator and power steering pump. If it fails, it can lead to a loss of power to these components, causing operational issues.
electrical problems
"...there seem to be electrical problems or, I mean, breakdowns. Well, I've had electrical problems as well, actually,..."
Electrical problems are issues that can happen with the car's wiring or electronic parts, causing things like lights or the engine to not work properly.
Electrical problems in cars can refer to issues with the vehicle's wiring, battery, or electronic components, which can lead to malfunctions or failures in various systems.
computer
"...which soaked the computer, which is under the passenger seat, I think. So it's had new, completely new wiring and a new computer."
The computer in a car is a device that helps control how the engine and other parts work together to run smoothly.
In automotive terms, the 'computer' refers to the engine control unit (ECU), which manages various engine functions and systems, ensuring optimal performance and efficiency.
new engine
"...it looks like it's going to need a new engine now, because, you know,..."
A new engine means getting a completely different engine put into the car when the old one is broken or not working well anymore.
A 'new engine' typically refers to a replacement engine that is either brand new or refurbished, which is installed when the original engine fails or has significant issues.
Dacia Duster
"...ther I've gone now, narrowed it down to a dutcher duster, or a..."
The Dacia Duster is a small SUV that is known for being affordable and practical. It has a tough look and plenty of space inside, which makes it a good choice for people who need a reliable vehicle without spending too much money. It's popular because it gives you a lot of car for the price.
The Dacia Duster is a compact SUV that has gained popularity for its affordability and practicality since its launch in the early 2010s. It offers a rugged design and ample space, making it an attractive option for budget-conscious buyers looking for a versatile vehicle. The Duster is often discussed for its value proposition in the competitive SUV market.
Honda Jazz
"Or a Honda Jazz, I think, which is probably that time of your life, really, aren't you?"
The Honda Jazz is a small car that's great for city driving. It's known for being reliable and having a lot of space inside for passengers and cargo.
The Honda Jazz is a subcompact car known for its practicality and efficiency. It's popular in various markets for its spacious interior and reliability.
Mercedes-Benz W124
"1995 Mercedes W124, it's the estate, so it's the S124, E20 estate. So it's got a full service history."
The Mercedes-Benz W124 is a car model known for being very reliable and well-built. It was made in the 1990s and is part of the E-Class series, which is known for comfort and quality.
The Mercedes-Benz W124 is a model from the E-Class range produced from 1984 to 1997. Known for its durability and engineering quality, the W124 is often praised for its reliability and comfort, making it a popular choice among enthusiasts and collectors.
MSRP
"Absolutely. When did cars get so expensive? I mean, inflation in cars."
MSRP is the price that car makers suggest dealers sell their cars for. It's a starting point for how much you might pay for a new car.
MSRP stands for Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price, which is the price that the manufacturer recommends a dealer sell a vehicle for. It's often used as a benchmark for car pricing in the market.
Mercedes-Benz
"I think the thing about this Mercedes, actually, the main thing about this Mercedes is it's $9,000."
Mercedes-Benz is a famous car brand from Germany that makes luxury cars. They are known for being high-quality and often very expensive.
Mercedes-Benz is a German luxury automotive brand known for its high-quality vehicles, advanced technology, and performance. The brand is synonymous with luxury and prestige in the automotive industry.
Land Rover Discovery 5
"Yeah, but this Discovery 5 is so comfortable. It's so nice."
The Land Rover Discovery 5 is a comfortable and spacious SUV that can handle rough terrains. It's great for families or anyone who enjoys outdoor activities.
The Land Rover Discovery 5 is a luxury SUV known for its comfort and off-road capabilities. It features a spacious interior and advanced technology, making it a popular choice for families and adventure seekers alike.
JLR
"It says, did you actually expect a modern JLR product to be reliable?"
JLR is a company that makes luxury cars and SUVs, including brands like Jaguar and Land Rover.
JLR stands for Jaguar Land Rover, a British automotive company known for luxury vehicles and SUVs.
Vauxhall Viva
"...sn't it? No, but the Bedford HA was based on the Viva. I mean, that was a Vauxhall Viva underneath."
The Vauxhall Viva is a small family car that many people in the UK used to drive in the 60s and 70s. It was affordable and practical, which made it a popular choice for families. Now, it's considered a classic car that some people really like to collect.
The Vauxhall Viva is a small family car that was produced in the UK from the 1960s to the 1970s, known for its affordability and practicality. It was a common choice for families during its production run and has since become a classic car appreciated by enthusiasts. The Viva's connection to the Bedford HA highlights its influence on other vehicles of the time.
Renault 4
"this is a 1988 Renault F4. So the Renault 4 van. That has just..."
The Renault 4 CV is a small car that was made in France a long time ago, starting after World War II. It was known for being practical and affordable, which made it popular. The van version is also mentioned because it shows how useful and versatile the car could be.
The Renault 4 CV was a small, economical car produced by Renault from the late 1940s to the 1960s, known for its distinctive design and practicality. It was one of the first mass-produced cars in France and played a significant role in post-war automotive history. The mention of the Renault 4 van variant highlights its versatility and enduring appeal.
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