It’s Really Jakub, Fat-Shaming Cars, Best Looking Hatch Of All Time | Episode 1,037
About this episode
Jakub from Straight Pipes joins the hosts for a live car debate about selling his cars and searching for a new V8-powered four-seater under $60K CAD. They discuss Mercedes' new electric luxury van, Porsche's electric Cayman, and the importance of engine choice over brand loyalty. The conversation covers potential replacements like the BMW E90 M3, Chevy SS, Lexus IS 500, and Maserati Gran Turismo. Listener questions touch on EV range for long commutes, best hatchbacks, underrated sports cars, and jack usage for exotic cars. The episode blends car culture, personal stories, and practical advice with upcoming events and listener interactions.
EV
"but we do think it's very cool. It's an EV, by the way, a full EV van with an 800-volt charging"
An EV is a car or van that runs only on electricity, not gas. It’s better for the environment and usually quieter when you drive it.
EV stands for Electric Vehicle, which means the vehicle is powered entirely by electricity instead of gasoline or diesel. EVs typically offer quieter operation and zero tailpipe emissions.
electric vehicle (EV)
"the electric update of the Cayman, the electric 718 and said it's very, very good."
An electric vehicle is a car that runs on electricity from batteries instead of gas. It doesn't make pollution from the exhaust like regular cars.
An electric vehicle (EV) is a car powered entirely by electric motors using energy stored in batteries, rather than a traditional internal combustion engine. EVs produce zero tailpipe emissions and are becoming increasingly popular as automakers shift towards sustainable transportation.
Porsche Boxster
"...t what I find fascinating is, look, a new Cayman Boxster of some point is coming. It's probably going to h..."
hybrid vehicle
"There's nothing wrong with an EV. There's nothing wrong with a hybrid. There's nothing wrong with an ICE. Let's just they've all got pros and cons."
A hybrid car uses both gas and electricity to run. This helps save fuel and pollutes less.
A hybrid vehicle combines an internal combustion engine with an electric motor to improve fuel efficiency and reduce emissions. It can switch between or combine both power sources depending on driving conditions.
internal combustion engine (ICE)
"There's nothing wrong with an EV. There's nothing wrong with a hybrid. There's nothing wrong with an ICE. Let's just they've all got pros and cons."
An internal combustion engine is the usual kind of car engine that burns gas to make the car go.
An internal combustion engine (ICE) is a traditional engine type that burns fuel such as gasoline or diesel to create power. It's the most common type of engine used in cars before the rise of electric and hybrid vehicles.
Porsche Cayman
"Cayman. I can't wait to drive one. I'm excited to drive one. I think Porsche will probably do it very, very well. Is that something that I would go, I really want? No, but I'll drive one on a heartbeat."
The Porsche Cayman is a sporty car made by Porsche that has its engine in the middle of the car. This helps it drive very well and handle corners nicely.
The Porsche Cayman is a mid-engine sports car made by Porsche, known for its balanced handling and performance. It is part of Porsche's lineup positioned between the 911 and the Boxster.
Porsche 718 Cayman GT4
"make a gas powered GT4 because that's been very popular. And it's very good and it exists in GT4 class racing and companies, you know, teams will want to buy that and individuals want to buy it and really is a great track car and make it all."
The Porsche 718 Cayman GT4 is a special, faster version of the Cayman made for racing and track driving. It is popular among people who like to race or drive fast on tracks.
The Porsche 718 Cayman GT4 is a high-performance variant of the Cayman, designed for track use and known for its sharp handling and powerful naturally aspirated engine. It competes in GT4 class racing, a category for race cars based on production models.
GT4 class racing
"And it's very good and it exists in GT4 class racing and companies, you know, teams will want to buy that and individuals want to buy it and really is a great track car and make it all."
GT4 class racing is a type of car racing where the cars look like regular sports cars you can buy, but they are changed a bit to race on tracks. It's a popular way for people to race without spending too much money.
GT4 class racing is a motorsport category where cars are based on production sports cars but modified for racing. It is popular for being more affordable and accessible compared to higher-level GT classes.
weight
"Let's worry about weight again. Yes, I don't care who you are, I don't care what you make. Stress the scale. Okay, I'm not fat shaming people. I'm fat shaming cars."
Weight means how heavy a car is. Lighter cars usually drive better and faster, so car makers try to keep cars light.
Weight in automotive context refers to the mass of the vehicle, which significantly affects performance, handling, and efficiency. Keeping weight low is a common goal for sports and performance cars.
FCP Euro
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FCP Euro is a company that sells real parts for European cars like BMW, Audi, and Porsche. They promise to replace parts for free if they fail, which helps keep your car running well.
FCP Euro is a supplier specializing in genuine original equipment manufacturer (OEM) parts and performance upgrades for European cars. They offer a lifetime replacement guarantee on parts including consumables like brake pads and oil filters.
Saab
"That means BMW, Audi, Volkswagen, Mini, Mercedes, Volvo, Porsche and even Saab. Paul, you have to call your brother law and tell him FCP Euro is the place because as I just said, even Saab, we're putting it in the ad."
Saab is a car brand from Sweden that made cars known for being safe and different. They don't make new cars anymore, but many people still drive and love them.
Saab is a Swedish automotive brand known for its unique design and engineering, especially in turbocharged engines and safety features. Although no longer producing new cars, Saab remains popular among enthusiasts and owners of existing vehicles.
Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG wagon
"I got rid of my E55 AMG wagon and everyone was shocked and I don't blame them because I kind of expected to keep that car for a while"
The E55 AMG wagon is a fast and sporty Mercedes station wagon. It has a strong engine and can carry a lot of stuff, making it both practical and fun to drive.
The Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG wagon is a high-performance version of the E-Class wagon, featuring a powerful V8 engine tuned by AMG. It combines the practicality of a wagon with sports car-like performance.
Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG wagon
"I think it was a 2018 E63 AMG wagon. I was like, holy crap. I didn't even know this existed. I'm like, this is it. This is the top."
The E63 AMG wagon is a fast and sporty Mercedes station wagon that can carry a family but also go really fast because of its strong engine.
The Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG wagon is a high-performance version of the E-Class wagon, featuring a powerful V8 engine and sporty tuning by AMG. The 2018 model is known for combining practicality with sports car performance in a luxury package.
supercharger
"and turns out the E55 with the 5.4 supercharge is very reliable and takes the modifications well, which I did not do too many because I was terrified of the German reliability stuff."
A supercharger is a part that helps the engine get more air so it can make more power and go faster, and it works right away when you press the gas.
A supercharger is a device that forces more air into an engine's combustion chamber, increasing power output. Unlike a turbocharger, it is mechanically driven by the engine, providing immediate boost without lag.
leaks
"The not flawless part is that it had leaks as any old German car would. And I spent thousands of dollars at the Mercedes dealer and European service department fixing the leaks because I'm one of those people that can't live with a little bit of, you know, a little puddle under the car."
Leaks mean fluids like oil or water are dripping from the car because some seals or parts are old or worn out. It can be messy and cause problems if not fixed.
Leaks in older German cars often refer to oil or coolant escaping from seals and gaskets, which is common due to aging components. While usually not immediately dangerous, they can lead to bigger problems if ignored.
rear main seal
"Sure. And I could have left it as most people do, but you know, oh, the rear main seal is leaking. Well, it turns out, let's do the input shaft on the transmission."
The rear main seal is a part that stops oil from leaking out of the back of the engine. If it leaks, oil can drip and cause problems.
The rear main seal is a gasket located at the back of the engine where the crankshaft exits the engine block. It prevents oil from leaking out and is a common source of leaks in older engines.
input shaft seal
"Well, it turns out, let's do the input shaft on the transmission. Let's do the like literally every single gasket. We did the oil filter housing gasket. We did everything."
This seal stops the transmission fluid from leaking out where the transmission connects to the engine. If it leaks, the car might lose fluid and have problems shifting.
The input shaft seal is a gasket that prevents transmission fluid from leaking where the transmission input shaft enters the transmission housing. Leaks here can cause fluid loss and transmission issues.
oil filter housing gasket
"Let's do the like literally every single gasket. We did the oil filter housing gasket. We did everything. Did it get solved? But did no more leaks? It got solved. No more leaks."
This gasket is a seal that stops oil from leaking where the oil filter attaches to the engine. If it wears out, oil can drip and make a mess.
The oil filter housing gasket seals the connection between the oil filter housing and the engine block, preventing oil leaks. Over time, this gasket can degrade and cause leaks in many German cars.
Ford F-150
"because I can continue to use the F-150 as the family hauler in the daily. Would I like something closer to the E 55 that I can still daily? Yes."
The Ford F-150 is a big truck that many people use for work or to carry family and stuff. It's very popular and can do a lot of different jobs.
The Ford F-150 is a full-size pickup truck known for its versatility and capability, often used as a family hauler or work vehicle. It is one of the best-selling vehicles in North America.
V8 engine
"I'm going to say that it's not brand specific. It's engine specific. Because all right, a couple years ago, I have decided that I love V8s. And I don't really need any other engine in my life anymore, because I just love V8s."
A V8 engine is a type of car engine with eight parts that help it make power. It is strong and makes cars go fast and sound cool.
A V8 engine has eight cylinders arranged in a V configuration, known for producing strong power and torque, often used in sports cars and trucks. It is favored for its sound and performance characteristics.
V12 engine
"It could be a V8, it could be a V10, it could be a V12, but we're getting a little crazy with the 10s and 12s."
A V12 engine is a very powerful engine with twelve parts that help it make power. It is found in very fancy and fast cars.
A V12 engine has twelve cylinders arranged in a V configuration, often used in luxury and exotic cars for smooth power delivery and high performance.
V10 engine
"It could be a V8, it could be a V10, it could be a V12, but we're getting a little crazy with the 10s and 12s."
A V10 engine is a powerful car engine with ten parts that help it make power. It is usually in very fast and special cars.
A V10 engine has ten cylinders arranged in a V shape, typically found in high-performance sports cars and supercars. It offers a balance between power and smoothness.
Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio
"E60 M5 is okay, but the Alpha Giulia Quadrifoglio is out? That's try to explain cylinders. Remember, we can go up. We can't go down."
The Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio is a fast and stylish car from Italy. It looks cool and drives well but might need some extra care to keep it running.
The Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio is a high-performance version of the Giulia sedan, featuring a powerful V6 engine and sporty handling. It is known for its Italian styling and driving dynamics but has mixed reliability reputation.
Aston Martin V8 Vantage
"So I'm going to go elsewhere a little more high end and that is because it's a car that kind of lives in my brain as a, huh, except I feel like everybody else is buying them and that is the V8 Vantage, the older Aston. Ooh, interesting. Hadn't considered it, I don't know if that would be in the price range and slightly nervous about the exoticness of that car and the reliability."
The Aston Martin V8 Vantage is a fancy and fast car from England. It looks great but can be tricky and expensive to keep in good shape.
The Aston Martin V8 Vantage is a British luxury sports car known for its V8 engine, elegant design, and exclusivity. It is considered exotic and can be expensive to maintain with some reliability concerns.
manual transmission
"And there's a dilemma with vehicles like that where if they were offered in manual, I almost feel like I have to find it in manual. Not necessarily true, but again, because this is going to be more of a daily, so I'm kind of more okay to being automatic and I might also have my wife be able to drive this car as well. And she doesn't enjoy driving manual transmission. She can, but she just doesn't like it. So not exactly like needs to be manual or needs to be auto, but like in my head, because I've driven that car in auto and it wasn't good. So I feel like you would have to get that car manual. Better in manual, for sure."
A manual transmission is a type of car where the driver changes gears by hand. It can make driving more fun but needs more effort.
A manual transmission requires the driver to manually shift gears using a clutch and gear stick. It offers more driver engagement and control compared to automatic transmissions.
V8
"this takes my brain to V8 F type. No back seats. True. True. Sorry. Yeah, no back seats. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I failed twice there, didn't I? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Sorry. I thought the Aston for some reason. No, the V9 does. The Vantage does not."
A V8 engine is a type of car engine that has eight cylinders arranged in a V shape. This makes the car powerful and fast.
A V8 is an engine configuration with eight cylinders arranged in a V shape. It is known for producing strong power and torque, often used in performance and luxury cars.
LS3
""...it's LS3 manual or can be had manual. Yeah, that's that would be on the list if I can find one.""
The LS3 is a type of big engine made by Chevrolet that gives cars a lot of power and makes them go fast.
The LS3 is a 6.2-liter V8 engine produced by General Motors, known for its strong performance and use in various Chevrolet performance cars including the Chevy SS.
Cadillac CTS-V Wagon
"So the problem is that the wagon, the wagon's the one you want and it is out of your budget. Yeah. The wagon is 100% out because of that."
This is a fast Cadillac car that has a wagon shape, meaning it has more space in the back for things. It's powerful and practical but can be expensive.
The Cadillac CTS-V Wagon is the high-performance wagon version of the CTS-V, combining the power of the CTS-V with the practicality of a wagon body style. It is rarer and often more expensive than the coupe or sedan versions.
supercharged
"The supercharged ones, I think they're 2011 possibly. Something in that range. The V2s I call them. Yeah, they're boxy. They're angry."
A supercharged engine has a special device that pushes more air into the engine, making the car more powerful and faster.
Supercharging is a method of forced induction that uses a belt-driven compressor to increase the amount of air entering an engine, resulting in more power. Supercharged engines typically provide strong low-end torque and immediate throttle response.
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