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It’s Really Jakub, Fat-Shaming Cars, Best Looking Hatch Of All Time | Episode 1,037

It’s Really Jakub, Fat-Shaming Cars, Best Looking Hatch Of All Time | Episode 1,037

Everyday Driver Car Debate Mar 17, 2026 74 min
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Jakub from Straight Pipes joins the hosts for a live car debate about selling his cars and searching for a new V8-powered four-seater under $60K CAD. They discuss Mercedes' new electric luxury van, Porsche's electric Cayman, and the importance of engine choice over brand loyalty. The conversation covers potential replacements like the BMW E90 M3, Chevy SS, Lexus IS 500, and Maserati Gran Turismo. Listener questions touch on EV range for long commutes, best hatchbacks, underrated sports cars, and jack usage for exotic cars. The episode blends car culture, personal stories, and practical advice with upcoming events and listener interactions.

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EV

"but we do think it's very cool. It's an EV, by the way, a full EV van with an 800-volt charging"

An EV is a car or van that runs only on electricity, not gas. It’s better for the environment and usually quieter when you drive it.

Concept

electric vehicle (EV)

"the electric update of the Cayman, the electric 718 and said it's very, very good."

An electric vehicle is a car that runs on electricity from batteries instead of gas. It doesn't make pollution from the exhaust like regular cars.

Car

Porsche Boxster

"...t what I find fascinating is, look, a new Cayman Boxster of some point is coming. It's probably going to h..."
Concept

internal combustion engine (ICE)

"There's nothing wrong with an EV. There's nothing wrong with a hybrid. There's nothing wrong with an ICE. Let's just they've all got pros and cons."

An internal combustion engine is the usual kind of car engine that burns gas to make the car go.

Concept

hybrid vehicle

"There's nothing wrong with an EV. There's nothing wrong with a hybrid. There's nothing wrong with an ICE. Let's just they've all got pros and cons."

A hybrid car uses both gas and electricity to run. This helps save fuel and pollutes less.

Car

Porsche Cayman

"Cayman. I can't wait to drive one. I'm excited to drive one. I think Porsche will probably do it very, very well. Is that something that I would go, I really want? No, but I'll drive one on a heartbeat."

The Porsche Cayman is a sporty car made by Porsche that has its engine in the middle of the car. This helps it drive very well and handle corners nicely.

Car

Porsche 718 Cayman GT4

"make a gas powered GT4 because that's been very popular. And it's very good and it exists in GT4 class racing and companies, you know, teams will want to buy that and individuals want to buy it and really is a great track car and make it all."

The Porsche 718 Cayman GT4 is a special, faster version of the Cayman made for racing and track driving. It is popular among people who like to race or drive fast on tracks.

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GT4 class racing

"And it's very good and it exists in GT4 class racing and companies, you know, teams will want to buy that and individuals want to buy it and really is a great track car and make it all."

GT4 class racing is a type of car racing where the cars look like regular sports cars you can buy, but they are changed a bit to race on tracks. It's a popular way for people to race without spending too much money.

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weight

"Let's worry about weight again. Yes, I don't care who you are, I don't care what you make. Stress the scale. Okay, I'm not fat shaming people. I'm fat shaming cars."

Weight means how heavy a car is. Lighter cars usually drive better and faster, so car makers try to keep cars light.

Company

FCP Euro

"We're adding FCP Euro as our partners and supporters for both everyday driver and hooked on driving. For nearly 40 years, FCP Euro has been an industry leading supplier of genuine original equipment and OEM parts and performance upgrades for European cars. That means BMW, Audi, Volkswagen, Mini, Mercedes, Volvo, Porsche and even Saab. Paul, you have to call your brother law and tell him FCP Euro is the place because as I just said, even Saab, we're putting it in the ad. Anyway, they offer a lifetime replacement guarantee on everything, including consumables like brake pads, wiper blades and even oil filters. Buy a replacement, send back the old one and receive a credit for the full amount for your Saab."

FCP Euro is a company that sells real parts for European cars like BMW, Audi, and Porsche. They promise to replace parts for free if they fail, which helps keep your car running well.

Brand

Saab

"That means BMW, Audi, Volkswagen, Mini, Mercedes, Volvo, Porsche and even Saab. Paul, you have to call your brother law and tell him FCP Euro is the place because as I just said, even Saab, we're putting it in the ad."

Saab is a car brand from Sweden that made cars known for being safe and different. They don't make new cars anymore, but many people still drive and love them.

Car

Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG wagon

"I got rid of my E55 AMG wagon and everyone was shocked and I don't blame them because I kind of expected to keep that car for a while"

The E55 AMG wagon is a fast and sporty Mercedes station wagon. It has a strong engine and can carry a lot of stuff, making it both practical and fun to drive.

Car

Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG

"and that's kind of what spurred this whole thing. So we can start off with the E55 if you guys want. So I imported that car from Japan."

The E55 AMG is a fast and sporty version of a Mercedes car that has a big, powerful engine with a supercharger, making it quicker and more fun to drive than regular models.

Car

Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG wagon

"I think it was a 2018 E63 AMG wagon. I was like, holy crap. I didn't even know this existed. I'm like, this is it. This is the top."

The E63 AMG wagon is a fast and sporty Mercedes station wagon that can carry a family but also go really fast because of its strong engine.

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supercharger

"and turns out the E55 with the 5.4 supercharge is very reliable and takes the modifications well, which I did not do too many because I was terrified of the German reliability stuff."

A supercharger is a part that helps the engine get more air so it can make more power and go faster, and it works right away when you press the gas.

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leaks

"The not flawless part is that it had leaks as any old German car would. And I spent thousands of dollars at the Mercedes dealer and European service department fixing the leaks because I'm one of those people that can't live with a little bit of, you know, a little puddle under the car."

Leaks mean fluids like oil or water are dripping from the car because some seals or parts are old or worn out. It can be messy and cause problems if not fixed.

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rear main seal

"Sure. And I could have left it as most people do, but you know, oh, the rear main seal is leaking. Well, it turns out, let's do the input shaft on the transmission."

The rear main seal is a part that stops oil from leaking out of the back of the engine. If it leaks, oil can drip and cause problems.

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input shaft seal

"Well, it turns out, let's do the input shaft on the transmission. Let's do the like literally every single gasket. We did the oil filter housing gasket. We did everything."

This seal stops the transmission fluid from leaking out where the transmission connects to the engine. If it leaks, the car might lose fluid and have problems shifting.

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oil filter housing gasket

"Let's do the like literally every single gasket. We did the oil filter housing gasket. We did everything. Did it get solved? But did no more leaks? It got solved. No more leaks."

This gasket is a seal that stops oil from leaking where the oil filter attaches to the engine. If it wears out, oil can drip and make a mess.

Car

Ford F-150

"because I can continue to use the F-150 as the family hauler in the daily. Would I like something closer to the E 55 that I can still daily? Yes."

The Ford F-150 is a big truck that many people use for work or to carry family and stuff. It's very popular and can do a lot of different jobs.

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V8 engine

"I'm going to say that it's not brand specific. It's engine specific. Because all right, a couple years ago, I have decided that I love V8s. And I don't really need any other engine in my life anymore, because I just love V8s."

A V8 engine is a type of car engine with eight parts that help it make power. It is strong and makes cars go fast and sound cool.

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V12 engine

"It could be a V8, it could be a V10, it could be a V12, but we're getting a little crazy with the 10s and 12s."

A V12 engine is a very powerful engine with twelve parts that help it make power. It is found in very fancy and fast cars.

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V10 engine

"It could be a V8, it could be a V10, it could be a V12, but we're getting a little crazy with the 10s and 12s."

A V10 engine is a powerful car engine with ten parts that help it make power. It is usually in very fast and special cars.

Car

Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio

"E60 M5 is okay, but the Alpha Giulia Quadrifoglio is out? That's try to explain cylinders. Remember, we can go up. We can't go down."

The Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio is a fast and stylish car from Italy. It looks cool and drives well but might need some extra care to keep it running.

Car

Aston Martin V8 Vantage

"So I'm going to go elsewhere a little more high end and that is because it's a car that kind of lives in my brain as a, huh, except I feel like everybody else is buying them and that is the V8 Vantage, the older Aston. Ooh, interesting. Hadn't considered it, I don't know if that would be in the price range and slightly nervous about the exoticness of that car and the reliability."

The Aston Martin V8 Vantage is a fancy and fast car from England. It looks great but can be tricky and expensive to keep in good shape.

Term

manual transmission

"And there's a dilemma with vehicles like that where if they were offered in manual, I almost feel like I have to find it in manual. Not necessarily true, but again, because this is going to be more of a daily, so I'm kind of more okay to being automatic and I might also have my wife be able to drive this car as well. And she doesn't enjoy driving manual transmission. She can, but she just doesn't like it. So not exactly like needs to be manual or needs to be auto, but like in my head, because I've driven that car in auto and it wasn't good. So I feel like you would have to get that car manual. Better in manual, for sure."

A manual transmission is a type of car where the driver changes gears by hand. It can make driving more fun but needs more effort.

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V8

"this takes my brain to V8 F type. No back seats. True. True. Sorry. Yeah, no back seats. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I failed twice there, didn't I? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Sorry. I thought the Aston for some reason. No, the V9 does. The Vantage does not."

A V8 engine is a type of car engine that has eight cylinders arranged in a V shape. This makes the car powerful and fast.

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LS3

""...it's LS3 manual or can be had manual. Yeah, that's that would be on the list if I can find one.""

The LS3 is a type of big engine made by Chevrolet that gives cars a lot of power and makes them go fast.

Car

Cadillac CTS-V Wagon

"So the problem is that the wagon, the wagon's the one you want and it is out of your budget. Yeah. The wagon is 100% out because of that."

This is a fast Cadillac car that has a wagon shape, meaning it has more space in the back for things. It's powerful and practical but can be expensive.

Car

Cadillac CTS-V Coupe

"But stay with me, the coupe, because it looks so wild these days. Sure. I didn't like it when it came out. But now because it's so ridiculous looking, I kind of really like it."

This is a fast Cadillac car with two doors. It looks very bold and cool, and it has a strong engine that makes it quick.

Term

supercharged

"The supercharged ones, I think they're 2011 possibly. Something in that range. The V2s I call them. Yeah, they're boxy. They're angry."

A supercharged engine has a special device that pushes more air into the engine, making the car more powerful and faster.

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