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Lap Times > Dollar Signs

Lap Times > Dollar Signs

Two Guys Garage Podcast Apr 21, 2026 41 min
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About this episode

Track-day obsession meets budget reality as Kevin Bird and Willie B talk time attack with Terry Fair from Vorslog Motorsports. They break down why unlimited-class racing turns into “lap times vs dollar signs,” including Terry’s humbling seasons chasing 1,500-hp cars and the cascade of failures (differentials, clutches, axles). The conversation pivots to smarter rule-bound builds: Terry’s Honda J37 swap for an 86/FRS platform and a BMW V8 DCT swap in an E46, both aimed at staying within class limits while maximizing tires, aero, and suspension. Expect lots of practical lessons, swap logistics, and fun “what if” engineering.

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Concept

throttle therapy

"We're talking everything that makes us encourage us to go faster man throttle therapy is one of those things that Once you get a little sample of it it's hard to beat in any sort of Scenario where you can get behind the wheel and literally throw your car around some turns"

“Throttle therapy” just means getting out and driving hard enough to feel the car respond. The idea is that you learn by doing—using the gas to accelerate through corners and figuring out what feels fast and controllable. It’s about practice as much as it is about fun.

Concept

lap it get ET times performance times

"Some fun stuff and and do so in a way where you could log it Lap it get ET times performance times and do your best, right? That's what we're talking today"

“ET times” refers to elapsed time—how long it takes to complete a timed run, most commonly associated with drag racing. The hosts also mention “performance times” and “lap it,” which points to using timing tools to quantify improvement on track. Logging times turns subjective driving into measurable progress.

Topic

time attack

"Carving up the turns we're talking track days time attack So if you're into any of that you definitely want to stick around for terry fair from vorsch like motorsports"

Time attack is when you’re trying to set the fastest time on the track, usually by yourself in timed runs. Instead of battling another car, you’re racing the clock. It’s all about driving technique and consistency.

Topic

track days

"Carving up the turns we're talking track days time attack So if you're into any of that you definitely want to stick around"

Track days are days where regular drivers can take their cars to a race track to practice. You’re not racing for points—you’re learning and getting lots of laps. It’s a great way to improve your driving safely.

Topic

SCCA racing

"Yeah, any sort of scca racing time attack stuff Uh auto cross stuff man it's a blast."

SCCA is a big U.S. organization that runs amateur sports-car events. If you’re into racing but don’t want to jump straight to pro-level stuff, SCCA is one of the common places to start. The episode mentions it as part of the time-attack and performance scene.

Topic

auto cross

"Uh auto cross stuff man it's a blast Whatever you you know, I'm a guy who loves drag racing"

Autocross is a motorsport where drivers navigate a marked course (often in a parking lot or field) at speed, emphasizing quick steering inputs and car balance. Unlike track days, it’s typically lower speed but very technical, with lots of acceleration/braking changes. The hosts call it “a blast,” framing it as another way to learn limits and improve driving skills.

Topic

drag racing

"Whatever you you know, I'm a guy who loves drag racing Grew up on it always, you know, did the street racing thing and drag racing thing here in In colorado"

Drag racing is when cars race in a straight line over a short distance. The goal is to be the quickest, usually measured by elapsed time. The host mentions it as a big part of his driving history.

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road course

"but when you do have an opportunity to get behind your car And whip it around a road course It's so much more fun for such a longer period of time"

A road course is a track with lots of turns, not just a straight drag strip. Driving it teaches you how to handle the car through corners. The host is saying it’s more educational because you’re doing the hard stuff more often.

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breaking and turning

"So you find out where your limits are initially and where you could push the limits at in certain ways and scenarios and breaking and turning and you know when to hit the apex"

“Breaking and turning” (likely “braking and turning”) refers to the core driving sequence used to control speed and direction into corners. On track, mastering how braking overlaps with steering helps maintain traction and stability. The episode lists these as areas where drivers learn their limits and improve.

Concept

hit the apex

"and breaking and turning and you know when to hit the apex and"

The apex is the inside “turning point” of a corner. Hitting it helps you line up the car so you can exit the corner smoothly and accelerate sooner. It’s one of the key skills track drivers practice.

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throttle out of it

"Uh, you know throttle out of it things that you can do as you progress with your car Uh personality and an attitude and aggressiveness as well"

This is about how you press the gas when you’re coming out of a turn. Getting it right helps the tires grip and keeps the car stable.

Term

data

"Done a lot of different changes a lot of wild changes a lot of mild changes a lot of data in between To document everything so it's all presented a way that we can absorb it"

“Data” here means the car’s measurements from sensors. Racers use those numbers to figure out what’s helping (or hurting) lap times.

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aero

"You got crazy power. You got crazy aero You got crazy r and d and when you break something"

Aero is how the car’s shape interacts with the air. In racing, it’s often used to push the car down so the tires can stick better at high speed.

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suspension travel

"You know your shocks your suspension the travel Everything that the car is going through chassis wise"

Suspension travel is how much the suspension can move up and down. If it doesn’t have enough room, the car can bottom out; too much can make it feel unstable.

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shocks

"When you have that much power things are violent in the setup You know your shocks your suspension the travel Everything that the car is going through chassis wise"

Shocks are the parts that control how the suspension moves. The right settings help the tires stay planted instead of bouncing around.

Term

chassis wise

"Everything that the car is going through chassis wise"

“Chassis-wise” means how the car’s body and suspension act as a system. When the car is going really fast, the way it flexes and loads up matters a lot.

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putting a lot more power down

"much more aggressive when it weighs more and you're putting a lot more power down and trying to [230.8s] You know plant that power wherever you can"

This phrase means getting the engine’s power to actually move the car forward instead of just spinning the wheels. When you have more power, tires and traction become the main challenge.

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high horsepower

"Uh, meaning that you may give yourself warnings. Know what not to do but sometime [314.9s] Sometimes the lure of high horsepower big v8 engines"

High horsepower means the engine makes a lot of power. More power can make a car feel faster, but it also makes it easier to lose grip if you press the gas too hard.

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big V8 engines

"Sometimes the lure of high horsepower big v8 engines [318.9s] Uh, and you know the unlimited class. There's a certain bravado that goes with that"

A big V8 is an engine with eight cylinders arranged in a V shape. It often makes strong pulling power, but in a fast car you still have to be careful because too much torque can overwhelm the tires.

Topic

king of the hill

"Especially with everybody fighting to be king of the hill [327.1s] And and with an unlimited budget that is a fierce"

“King of the hill” just means everyone is trying to be the best and stay on top. In racing, it usually means you’re constantly chasing the fastest performance.

Term

treadwear tire

"We ran for a couple of seasons in a class that had limits... It was 200 treadwear tire and we had to build within a certain envelope"

Treadwear is basically a tire’s “how long it lasts” rating. Racing series sometimes require a certain treadwear level so everyone can’t just buy the most expensive, longest-lasting race tires.

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1,500 horsepower turbo cars

"...go take on the guys with the 1,500 horsepower turbo cars and our car makes half that I was crazy"

They’re talking about cars making around 1,500 horsepower using a turbo. More power usually means faster acceleration and better chances to pass, so if you’re down on power you’re fighting uphill.

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rule change that bumped me out of the class

"I just wasn't thinking there was a certain rule change that happened At the last minute for the 25 season that kind of bumped me out of the class."

Sometimes racing rules change, and suddenly your car doesn’t fit the class anymore. That can force you into a different group where you’re competing against different kinds of cars.

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unlimited class

"And so I said well the heck with it. We'll just run this unlimited class for 25"

An “unlimited class” typically means fewer restrictions on powertrain modifications, allowing teams to chase performance without a cap. That often leads to an arms race where spending and engine output escalate, and the competitive gap can widen if one team can afford bigger upgrades.

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horsepower matters

"It's very humbling because because horsepower matters, you know, that's that's always a battle, man... in the end horsepower wins"

They’re saying horsepower is a major driver of speed. If your car has less power, it’s harder to get up to speed and keep momentum, so you’ll usually struggle unless you have other advantages.

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chasing that guy / arms race to 1200 horsepower

"You could just keep spending more... and you can come out with the 1200 horsepower motor... they're gonna right compensate"

They’re describing a cycle where if one team gets faster, everyone else feels pressure to spend more to catch up. That’s how you end up with extremely high horsepower numbers and big costs.

Part

clutches

"We start breaking differentials and clutches and axles and wheels and I mean everything it we just kind of"

A clutch connects and disconnects the engine’s power to the transmission. Higher horsepower and aggressive driving can overheat or wear out clutches, leading to slipping or failure.

Part

axles

"We start breaking differentials and clutches and axles and wheels and I mean everything it we just kind of"

Axles are the parts that carry power from the drivetrain to the wheels. If the torque is too high, they can fail.

Part

differentials

"We start breaking differentials and clutches and axles and wheels and I mean everything it we just kind of"

The differential is what lets the two driven wheels spin at slightly different speeds when you turn. If you add a lot more power, it can get overwhelmed and break.

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turbos

"big block on a road course and make a thousand wheel without turbos without all those hassles and Just timing didn't work out."

Turbos are devices that cram extra air into the engine to make more power. They’re saying they wanted to avoid some of the extra headaches that come with turbo setups.

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thousand wheel

"big block on a road course and make a thousand wheel without turbos without all those hassles and Just timing didn't work out."

“Thousand wheel” means about 1,000 horsepower reaching the wheels, not just the engine. It’s a way to measure how much power the car is actually putting to the ground.

Car

Audi S5

"...oped to so we said to heck with let's go build an s5 50 We know that chassis well"

The Audi S5 is a sportier version of an Audi A5. It’s meant to be more powerful and more performance-focused than the regular model. People talk about it as a good starting point for upgrades and builds.

Car

2018 Mustang

"So we said to heck with let's go build an s5 50 We know that chassis well We had one of these and we just took everything off my 2018 Mustang and stuck it on here"

They’re talking about a 2018 Ford Mustang they already had. They took parts off it and put them onto another car to try to make the new build work better.

Term

Tremac Magnum XL

"And then we can't use oem axles or oem differentials or even a Tremac Magnum XL everything started to break and uh I yeah, it just takes a total rethink"

Tremec Magnum XL is a performance transmission meant for high power. They’re saying that once they pushed the car too hard, even that upgraded gearbox wasn’t enough to prevent other parts from failing.

Concept

finite budgets

"That's what you got to be ready for so there's a whole lot of other classes that we can attack that have very finite budgets"

Finite budgets means you don’t have unlimited money for upgrades. So you have to be smarter about what you improve first, because you can’t replace everything if it breaks.

Car

Mazda MX-5 / Miata

"...y wife's 2013 frs. It's the 86 chassis. It's the miata with a roof. You know, they come with a 200 horse..."

The Miata is a small sports car made by Mazda. It’s built to feel light and easy to drive, and some versions come with a roof. That makes it a popular choice for people who want a fun car without complicated ownership.

Car

Scion Frs

"my wife's 2013 frs. It's the 86 chassis. It's the miata with a roof...."

The Scion FR-S is a small sports car made to be fun and easy to drive. The podcast compares it to a Miata, but with a fixed roof instead of an open-top design. That makes it a common choice for people who want a sporty car they can use daily.

Term

LS

"so we can fit an ls a cody whatever We actually make an ls swap kit for that chassis but She was like, I don't want a 700 horsepower frs... Ditch the ls everybody's done those to death"

“LS” refers to GM’s LS-series V8 engines, which became a popular swap choice because they’re compact, plentiful, and have strong aftermarket support. The hosts mention that LS swaps are common enough that they’ve “been done to death,” and they warn about the cost spiral when chasing very high power.

Term

LS swap kit

"We actually make an ls swap kit for that chassis but She was like, I don't want a 700 horsepower frs. That's crazy"

An LS swap kit is a set of parts that makes it easier to put a GM V8 (the “LS” engine family) into another car. They’re saying people have done this so much that it can be expensive and stressful to chase big power.

Term

bigger cam

"So it's much more Well suited to that chassis But it's a wide body 3 15s and 3 35 big tires. It's got great suspension. We're a big arrow Really? Ditch the ls everybody's done those to death And they become a money pit when you really want to start because it's like oh I could just add a bigger cam and then and then your 600 horsepower and you break everything on the car"

A “bigger cam” is an aftermarket camshaft upgrade that changes valve timing and lift to improve airflow at certain RPM ranges. The hosts use it as an example of how chasing power can quickly escalate into drivetrain and chassis stress, leading to failures at high horsepower.

Term

3 15s and 3 35 big tires

"But it's a wide body 3 15s and 3 35 big tires. It's got great suspension. We're a big arrow Really?"

They’re talking about running very wide tires. Wider tires can grip the road better, but they can also make the car harder on parts like suspension and drivetrain if you’re pushing big power.

Term

wheel horsepower

"Um, so you got three on horsepower. Uh, what's the factory on those again? Was it start out with 200? Yeah, they make about 165 to the wheels. This should make about 300 to the wheels"

Wheel horsepower is the power measured at the wheels, usually on a dyno. It’s lower than engine horsepower because some power is lost through the drivetrain (transmission, driveshaft, differential, etc.).

Concept

opposed boxer engine

"...because the engine base Hugely wide because it came with a flat 4 and any Opposed boxer engine is really inefficient space wise. It's like a 9 11 or any of the supers are huge 32 33 inch wide engines"

An opposed boxer engine places cylinders on opposite sides of the crankshaft, with pistons moving in and out like a “boxer” stance. The tradeoff is packaging: boxer engines can be wide, which affects how easily they fit in certain chassis compared with narrower V6 layouts.

Car

Porsche 911

"...any Opposed boxer engine is really inefficient space wise. It's like a 9 11 or any of the supers are huge 32 33 inch wide engines"

They’re mentioning the Porsche 911 as an example of a car with a wide flat engine. The point is that boxer-style engines can take up a lot of space compared with other engine layouts.

Term

single overhead cam

"It's a 20 inch wide engine. It's a Single overhead cam. So it's really like all aluminum v6."

Single overhead cam means there’s one camshaft in the engine head that controls the valves. It’s a common, straightforward valve setup that can be easier to package and maintain than more complex designs.

Term

all-aluminum V6

"It's a 20 inch wide engine. It's a Single overhead cam. So it's really like all aluminum v6. What was it out of what it where those engines come in"

All-aluminum means the engine is made mostly from aluminum instead of heavier iron. That usually helps it weigh less, and a V6 is just a six-cylinder engine shaped like a “V.”

Concept

class rules that limit modifications to the long block internals

"And we're building it for a class where you can't do anything to the long block internals. It's got to be stock... so that keeps you from spending"

They’re talking about race rules that say you can’t change the engine’s internal guts. That keeps costs down and makes the competition about what you can do within the allowed limits.

Concept

pick a class you can build to the limit

"Remember what roger penske told mark donahue in 1970 pick a class that you can build to the limit of... So they went trans-em racing and they dominated because they could afford to do that class to the limit"

The quote is basically saying: don’t chase the biggest, most expensive racing class right away. Pick a category where you can fully use the rules to build the best car you’re allowed to build.

Topic

Trans-Am racing

"So they went trans-em racing and they dominated because they could afford to do that class to the limit"

They’re referencing Trans-Am, a racing series, as an example of where a team chose the right competition level and then did really well. The takeaway is about strategy and resources, not just the cars.

Concept

driveline swap packaging constraints

"So you got the 300 up front [770.4s] Transmission, what do you got to do to that the drive line? [773.7s] Will it hold up to it?... But for the most part there is no transmission that bolts up to that that'll work in a rear engine car"

When you swap parts, you can’t just pick an engine and transmission based on horsepower. The car’s layout determines what physically fits, so you often need custom adapters or fabrication to make the drivetrain work together.

Concept

transverse engine layout

"So so the honda v6 that we picked is only used [780.6s] in transverse [782.1s] Engines so front-wheel drives [783.3s] It was also used in the nsx..."

“Transverse” means the engine is mounted sideways in the chassis. Most transverse setups are designed for front-wheel drive, so if you want a different layout, you usually can’t just bolt on the “right” transmission without custom parts.

Car

Acura NSX

"...es so front-wheel drives It was also used in the nsx and they actually built the indy car engines arou..."

The Acura NSX is a sports car made by Acura. It’s designed to be fast and technologically advanced, and it has a history tied to racing engineering. That’s why it’s often discussed when people talk about performance cars and engines.

Part

bell housing adapter

"So we machined a giant bell housing adapter out of a huge piece of billet [802.5s] um, and we used a [805.3s] Mazda rx8 transmission..."

A bellhousing adapter is a custom piece that lets two parts connect correctly—engine to transmission. In a swap, you can’t always use the factory connection, so you build an adapter so everything lines up and the starter and clutch work properly.

Car

Mazda Rx8

"um, and we used a Mazda rx8 transmission because the starter being a front-wh..."

The RX-8 is a sports car made by Mazda that uses a different type of engine than most cars. In the podcast, they’re talking about using its transmission in a project, which means the parts can fit into other builds. That’s why it’s mentioned in a discussion about swapping components.

Term

reverse mountain starter

"So it's a reverse mountain starter [812.5s] There was very few transmission options and jason made a big spreadsheet and it came down to three"

“Reverse mountain starter” appears to describe a starter configuration/location that’s opposite of what you’d expect in a typical setup. In context, it’s tied to how the starter is packaged on the transmission side for their chosen engine/transmission combination.

Term

300 horsepower

"it's a disposable [832.9s] Very easy to get plentiful engine that makes I mean 300 horsepower in a 2,500 pound car that won't be terrible"

They’re aiming for roughly 300 horsepower. The point isn’t just raw power—it’s that in a light car, that power level can still be manageable for track driving.

Term

2,500 pound car

"300 horsepower in a 2,500 pound car that won't be terrible [843.2s] It's like a miata with you know, triple the power of miata"

They’re giving a weight number—about 2,500 pounds—to explain why the car should feel manageable. Lighter cars generally need less power to be quick, and they respond better on track.

Concept

engine swap packaging

"But yeah, this this could work in it's such a compact engine... It's hard to swap and anything else we fixed that took some engineering took some doing"

They’re talking about whether an engine can physically fit and work in a different car. Things like engine shape and how it’s mounted can make swaps easy or hard, and that also affects cost.

Term

dual overhead cam

"Because it's not a dual overhead cam engine. It's a single overhead cam engine"

A camshaft controls the engine’s valves. “Dual overhead cam” means there are two camshafts up top, and the speaker is saying this engine isn’t that layout.

Term

four valves per cylinder

"It's still got four valves per cylinder and v-tech and all that"

Instead of just one intake and one exhaust valve, this engine uses two of each. More valves can help the engine get air in and exhaust out more efficiently.

Term

v-tech

"It's still got four valves per cylinder and v-tech and all that"

V-Tech/VTEC is a system that helps the engine breathe better depending on how fast you’re revving. It can make the car feel better at low speeds and stronger at higher RPMs.

Term

weight is something that really does matter

"And weight is something that really does matter so much that I need to be Cognizant of that and everything we do"

They’re saying lighter cars tend to feel quicker and handle better. Less weight helps the car accelerate, stop, and turn more easily.

Term

six speed manual

"It is six speed manual. So you still have to shift it still have three pedals"

They’re saying the car will use a manual transmission with six gears. That means you still use a clutch and shift yourself.

Term

GM quit selling blocks

"I mean the ls has gotten so expensive so hard to get gm quit selling blocks"

They’re saying it’s harder to buy new engine block parts from GM. That makes LS builds more expensive and forces more scavenging or rebuilding.

Concept

sweet spot

"...the platform is a little underwhelming... But is that just because when you try to get too big... Yeah... You've hit the sweet spot"

They mean there’s a best balance point—enough power to be exciting, but not so much that you have to replace a bunch of parts. If you go too far, the car can stop feeling like the original and the costs jump.

Part

r180 differential

"...they call it the r180 differential. It's from an old dot something like the 70s... It's just not super strong and then to upgrade all that you're spending thousands..."

They’re talking about the rear differential (the part that sends power to the wheels). In these smaller cars, that differential isn’t as strong, so it can break when you add too much power.

Car

Subaru BRZ

"...That doesn't exist in the in the little you know brz and frs chassis. It's just it's a smaller"

They’re comparing the BRZ/FRS-style cars to the BMWs, saying the smaller cars hit limits sooner. When you add big power, parts like the rear differential and axles can become the weak link.

Company

Link ECU

"It's really close... Work with link ecu. They're coming by tomorrow to finalize the the plug-and-play wiring harness for that"

Link ECU refers to an aftermarket engine control unit used to manage fuel and ignition for swapped engines. With an ECU like this, tuners can calibrate the engine to work correctly with the new setup and sensors.

Term

plug-and-play wiring harness

"...Work with link ecu. They're coming by tomorrow to finalize the the plug-and-play wiring harness for that"

A plug-and-play wiring harness is an aftermarket harness designed to connect the swap components to the car’s electrical system with minimal splicing. This reduces installation time and helps avoid wiring mistakes that can cause drivability or reliability issues.

Car

Honda S2000

"...this engine is a popular swap in s2000s and those guys just love it... And it's not a 9000 rpm like the s2000 engine"

They’re saying this engine is also commonly used in Honda S2000s. The S2000 is famous for revving high, so they’re comparing how the swap changes the driving feel.

Concept

class rules (allowed modifications)

"Is there any other things you're allowed to significantly mod in that class? Can you do any arrow? like, you know, what's the basic suspension damper?"

The hosts are discussing how racing classes restrict what you’re allowed to change, which directly affects performance. In many spec-style classes, suspension and brake upgrades may be limited or tightly defined, while other areas are more open.

Part

remote MCS doubles

"Yeah, the the suspension is pretty unlimited and we'll have remote mcs doubles on that on both cars Triples on mine."

This is a type of upgraded suspension damper. The “remote” setup means the shock’s fluid reservoir is mounted separately, which can help the suspension stay consistent when you’re driving hard for a while.

Part

brake any iron brake

"Triples on mine. Um, you can do pretty much any brake any iron brake"

They’re saying the rules let them change the brakes. Better brakes can stop you harder and more consistently, especially after repeated laps.

Term

tread wear (200 tread wear)

"But it's 200 tread wear so that keeps it all kind of contained and and we'll run the same set of tires all season"

Tread wear is a number that hints at how long a tire should last. Lower numbers usually mean the tire grips better but wears out sooner; higher numbers last longer but may not feel as sticky.

Term

wide body

"We did that last season in her wide body"

A wide body means the car’s fenders are widened so you can run bigger tires. That usually helps the car stick better in corners.

Term

six inch splitter

"Moderate like I said moderate arrow six inch splitter eight square foot wing and we'll maximize those things"

A splitter is a piece under the front bumper that helps the air flow in a way that can push the car down for better grip. A bigger one usually means more aero effect, but it can also be easier to scrape.

Term

eight square foot wing

"Moderate like I said moderate arrow six inch splitter eight square foot wing and we'll maximize those things"

A wing is the spoiler-like part that helps keep the car planted at speed. The bigger the wing area, the more downforce it can usually make.

Term

castor camber plates

"Upgrades castor camber plates"

Camber and caster plates let you adjust how the wheels sit. On a track, that helps the tires grip better when you’re turning hard.

Car

BMW E36

"I mean the engine had barely been out and we put the ls in an e 36 first one on planet earth to do it"

The BMW E36 is a well-known 3 Series from the 1990s. It’s popular with enthusiasts because it’s a great base for engine swaps and track cars.

Term

headers

"[1296.0s] And it was almost exclusively ls swap parts our headers our expensive big ticket items [1301.3s] We'd ship them the parts they'd say they never got it and they'd steal the parts and get their money back"

Headers are parts that help the exhaust leave the engine efficiently. They’re often expensive in swap projects because they have to fit the engine and car correctly.

Term

dual clutch sequential transmission

"[1356.2s] And it came with a seven speed dual clutch sequential transmission from the factory [1362.9s] I've wanted to do one of these bmw dct swaps behind an ls for years"

This is a gearbox that shifts quickly using two clutches. Instead of you manually selecting gears one-by-one like an old-style stick shift, it moves through gears in sequence, often with paddles.

Concept

engine swap logistics (wiring/computer integration)

"[1368.2s] Logistics of making that work in a non bmw with a non bmw computer is a nightmare [1373.2s] There's all these like yeah, you got to buy this thing from these guys in poland and get this thing from russia [1378.0s] Going in wiring. It was a bunch of mess"

Even if you physically bolt parts in, the car’s electronics still have to work together. With modern swaps, wiring and computer control can be the hardest part, not just the mechanical fitment.

Term

clunky early 2000s

"And you kevin you've probably driven an e 46 with an smg, you know, that was the kind of really clunky early 2000s Mechanical shifter. Yeah, there's a lot of people converting those to manuals. Oh god"

They’re basically saying the car’s shifting didn’t feel smooth. With some automated-manual setups, the computer can make the shifts feel delayed or rough.

Term

SMG

"And you kevin you've probably driven an e 46 with an smg, you know, that was the kind of really clunky early 2000s Mechanical shifter. Yeah, there's a lot of people converting those to manuals. Oh god It's a it's a popular market because the smg was so bad"

SMG is BMW’s system that makes a manual-style gearbox shift automatically using computers and actuators. If it’s not working right, it can feel jerky or slow, so some owners replace it with a regular manual.

Car

Corvette C8

"The dcts which are still in, you know, a lot of the porches the pdk's the the corvette c8 The gt 500 every time I drive one of those cars like I have to get a dct in my life."

The Corvette C8 is the newer Corvette generation with the engine mounted behind the front seats. They bring it up because it’s one of the cars that can use a dual-clutch transmission for quick shifting.

Term

DCT

"The dcts which are still in, you know, a lot of the porches the pdk's the the corvette c8 The gt 500 every time I drive one of those cars like I have to get a dct in my life. This is amazing You know, you know 50 millisecond shifts and it and it thinks for you."

DCT (dual-clutch transmission) uses two clutches—one preps odd gears while the other handles even gears—so shifts can be extremely fast. The hosts describe how the car “pre-engage[s]” the next gear and even blocks unsafe downshifts, which helps explain why DCTs feel so consistent and quick.

Term

PDK

"The dcts which are still in, you know, a lot of the porches the pdk's the the corvette c8 The gt 500 every time I drive one of those cars like I have to get a dct in my life."

PDK is Porsche’s dual-clutch transmission. It’s designed to shift fast because it can line up the next gear before you need it.

Car

Shelby GT500

"The dcts which are still in, you know, a lot of the porches the pdk's the the corvette c8 The gt 500 every time I drive one of those cars like I have to get a dct in my life. This is amazing You know, you know 50 millisecond shifts and it and it thinks for you. It's like, okay, he's slowing down"

The Shelby GT500 is a very powerful muscle car made by Ford with Shelby branding. The podcast is talking about its dual-clutch automatic transmission, which changes gears quickly. That’s a big part of why people find it exciting to drive.

Concept

lswap movement

"I just never had a reason to use a smaller displacement engine until The class rules drove was there and nobody thought of this So I asked the man who began the lswap movement in bmw's is now saying hold up We should race a bmw and a bmw"

An LS swap is when people put a GM LS V8 engine into a different car. It’s popular because the engine is common, has lots of aftermarket parts, and can be easier to build for performance.

Car

BMW M5

"...hey made a v8 and a v10 They put the v10 and the m5 and the v8 and the m3 and they were super popular..."

The BMW M5 is a fast, high-performance version of a BMW sedan. It’s known for having very powerful engines, including V8 and V10 options depending on the generation. That’s why it’s often mentioned when people talk about performance cars that still work as daily drivers.

Term

inline 6

"They went away from the inline 6 and the next generation like oh going back to inline 6 and we're just going to throw turbos at it"

“Inline 6” means the engine has six cylinders lined up in a row. The hosts are saying BMW’s older inline-6 engines had a certain feel that people miss. Turbo engines can be fast, but they may not sound or rev the same way.

Term

8400 rpm

"Does it sound the same when you're just revving this thing out to 8400 rpm and just grab the paddle and it's just a bam bam."

RPM tells you how fast the engine is spinning. 8,400 rpm is pretty high, meaning the engine is revving hard. They’re describing the excitement and feel you get when an engine can pull to high revs.

Term

paddle

"Does it sound the same when you're just revving this thing out to 8400 rpm and just grab the paddle and it's just a bam bam."

Paddles are the little shift buttons on the steering wheel. Instead of moving a shifter, you pull a paddle to change gears. The hosts are saying it makes the car feel more immediate when you’re driving hard.

Concept

weight classes / minimum weight rules

"I got to run ballast I got to run it at 3,000 pounds with me in it But we can put 300 pounds of ballast in that car and really good places behind me on the floor"

They’re talking about racing rules that limit how light a car can be. If your car is too light, you add weight so everyone competes on a more even playing field. That means teams focus on setup and driving, not just raw power.

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ballast

"It's got a rip. It's gonna rip now. I got to run ballast I got to run it at 3,000 pounds with me in it But we can put 300 pounds of ballast in that car"

Ballast is added weight placed in a car to meet a minimum weight requirement or to balance performance under racing rules. The segment mentions adding ballast to reach a target weight (e.g., running at 3,000 pounds) to make the car eligible and competitive. This is common in spec-like classes where weight affects grip, braking, and acceleration.

Topic

Max four / max classes

"And and make a package for this very moderate class of the five max classes in timetag We're in max four the second slowest class"

They’re talking about racing “classes,” like categories that cars compete in under specific rules. “Max four” is one of those categories, and they’re saying it’s slower than some others. Their goal is to beat the class expectations anyway.

Topic

Eagles Canyon

"And I think we're gonna punch above our weight and and with national championships here at eagles canyon Ultimate track car challenges here in october"

Eagles Canyon is the race track where they’re planning to compete. Different tracks reward different car setups and driving styles. That’s why they’re talking about class rules and car weight in the context of that event.

Concept

Engine sourcing on eBay (swap cost comparison)

"But I mean I found this engine on ebay and was across town. It was $4,000 and that seems like a lot ... This is a $4,000 engine that if I break I'll just go buy another one"

The segment contrasts swap economics by describing finding an engine on eBay for $4,000 versus much more expensive BMW engines. This highlights a common swap strategy: using readily available donor parts to keep the project affordable. The hosts also frame risk/replacement cost—if it breaks, you can replace it cheaply.

Concept

Uncorked

"It just screams when you hear this thing uncorked at 8400. Oh my god, it sounds amazing"

“Uncorked” usually means the exhaust has been opened up so it flows easier and sounds louder. People say it when they’ve removed or changed mufflers/resonators. In this segment, they’re saying it sounds amazing once it’s uncorked.

Concept

High-revving engine (revved to 8,000)

"Oh my god, it sounds amazing ... and trigger, you know, we revved it to 8,000 all the time and it sounded cool, too"

The hosts emphasize how often they rev the engine to around 8,000 rpm, highlighting a high-revving character. High-revving engines typically require careful maintenance and correct oil choice, and they can be more sensitive to neglect. In swap discussions, the “how it sounds when you rev it” is often part of the appeal, not just the power number.

Concept

endurance build

"So, um, yeah, we bought this car cheap We already had it caged where we're going to use it for an endurance build that just didn't go anywhere"

An endurance build is a project aimed at lasting through long-duration events, where reliability matters as much as speed. That typically means budgeting for cooling capacity, durability-focused parts, and a drivetrain setup that can handle sustained loads.

Term

caged

"We already had it caged where we're going to use it for an endurance build that just didn't go anywhere And it was sitting there"

“Caged” means the car has a roll cage installed. It’s there to protect you in a crash, and it usually shows the car is set up for track use.

Concept

drivetrain swap

"And it was sitting there We're going to put this this s65 v8 in this dct and my wife's e36 m3 And we're looking at like man, this was a really nice build and we have to throw away a lot of work To to do this drivetrain swap"

A drivetrain swap is when you take the car’s engine and transmission out and put in a different set. It’s more work than just bolting in parts, because the car has to be rewired and re-fit so it drives correctly.

Term

S65 V8

"We're going to put this this s65 v8 in this dct and my wife's e36 m3"

The S65 V8 is a BMW V8 engine. People pick it for swaps because it’s a fun, powerful engine, but putting it into a different car takes extra work to make everything fit and run correctly.

Car

BMW E36 M3

"And it was sitting there We're going to put this this s65 v8 in this dct and my wife's e36 m3 And we're looking at like man, this was a really nice build"

The BMW E36 M3 is an older M3 generation. It’s popular for projects because it’s a strong base car and there are lots of parts and swap guides available.

Term

carbon hood roof trunk doors

"It's caged It'll be lighter. We have a carbon hood roof trunk doors"

They’re talking about carbon fiber body parts. Carbon is lighter than regular metal, so the car can weigh less and handle better, especially when you’re driving it hard.

Term

AMS series

"They built and they ran it in lemontu Uh an ams series called the e46 gtr and they put a v8 From the mid 2000s."

“AMS series” is the name of the racing series they’re talking about. It helps you understand what kind of racing the car was built for and how serious the competition was.

Concept

V8 swap

"Uh an ams series called the e46 gtr and they put a v8 From the mid 2000s. It was out of a seven series or something They built a kind of crazy v8 made like 500 horsepower and they had this wide-body gtr"

A V8 swap is when you take out the original engine and put in a V8 instead. It can make the car much stronger, but it’s not a simple bolt-in job—there’s a lot of work to make everything fit and run correctly.

Car

Nissan Gtr

"...an it in lemontu Uh an ams series called the e46 gtr and they put a v8 From the mid 2000s. It was out..."

The Nissan GT-R is a fast sports car made by Nissan. It’s known for using all-wheel drive to help put power to the road. In the podcast, they’re also talking about using GT-R parts in custom builds, which is why it comes up.

Car

BMW 7 Series

"From the mid 2000s. It was out of a seven series or something They built a kind of crazy v8 made like 500 horsepower and they had this wide-body gtr So everybody that played need for speed and all these games."

They’re saying the V8 came from a BMW 7 Series. That means the engine was originally meant for a bigger, more powerful BMW, and then it was transplanted into the smaller E46.

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big arrow

"And we're just going to do it with a junkyard motor and a much more modern engine or modern more modern dct transmission And big arrow and big tires and you know 12 inch wide wheels all around It's going to be a wild car that we built for a fraction"

This sounds like they mean adding “big aero,” which is race-style aerodynamic stuff. The idea is to help the car stick to the road better at speed, not just go fast in a straight line.

Concept

FTD (fastest time of day)

"It's a big ego trip to be the fastest time of day ftd. Oh, it was all proud about We take trigger out ftd ftd. We're always the fastest car there until The million dollar car comes out or the guy with a new ca zero one comes out and he's got slicks on and you're just Going to stop money can always buy speed"

FTD means “fastest time of the day.” At track days, people compete to set the quickest lap, and it can turn into a money race because the last few seconds often cost a lot.

Term

slicks

"The million dollar car comes out or the guy with a new ca zero one comes out and he's got slicks on and you're just Going to stop money can always buy speed"

Slicks are special tires made for track days. They have almost no tread, so they grip really hard on dry pavement, but they wear out fast and aren’t meant for normal street driving.

Concept

maximize the arrow and suspension and tires

"So I just ran out of like I gotta be I gotta be sensible and live within our means and then play to our strengths because we can maximize the arrow and suspension and tires better than most"

Fast driving isn’t just about engine power. You need the car to stick to the road and stay stable, which comes from how it’s shaped (downforce), how the suspension is set up, and what tires you run.

Term

hp tuners

"Do you hear the guys over at hp tuners along with tony? I forgot his last name broken to the uh, the corvette"

HP Tuners is an aftermarket engine tuning platform used to reflash a vehicle’s factory ECU. It’s commonly used to add power through calibration changes, often paired with supporting mods.

Term

magna ride

"And we've sold a lot of triple adjustable shocks for those and it wakes those cars up because the factory magna ride's really pretty bad Every time I drive I'm like, god, how did they release this? This is awful"

MagnaRide is a system that automatically changes how the shocks feel while you drive. They’re saying the stock version doesn’t ride or handle as well as it should, so better shocks can make a big difference.

Part

coilover zone

"And we put coilover zone and they become like a dream and they ride better and they they're faster"

Coilovers are upgraded suspension parts that let you adjust how the car sits and how it absorbs bumps. They claim it makes the car feel much better and also improves performance because the tires stay in better contact with the road.

Concept

R&D

"All of this trial and error all of this rnd all of this Time that he spends and not just increasing the horsepower but performance numbers aro suspensions"

R&D is the “test and improve” part of making performance parts. They figure out what works by trying things and measuring the results.

Concept

trial and error

"All of this trial and error all of this rnd all of this Time that he spends and not just increasing the horsepower but performance numbers aro suspensions"

It means they try changes, test them, and then adjust again based on what happens. Instead of hoping a mod works, they keep refining until the car drives and performs better.

Concept

cobbled together and frankenstein

"So all of the normal cars that most of you probably own not cobbled together and frankenstein and wild ass, you know, like"

They’re talking about messy builds where random parts are thrown together. The idea is that a good performance setup should be designed to fit and work correctly, not just assembled.

Car

indy car

"We've got an indy car in here right now that somebody gave us like man This is this is beyond what we really are capable of doing but anything shy of f1, you know, we'll we'll attack it"

An Indy car is a high-performance race car built for professional open-wheel racing. They’re basically saying they can work on serious race hardware, not just normal street cars.

Topic

Miata's s2000s corvettes

"We do a lot of just everyday cars Miata's s2000s corvettes You know everything subarus mustangs chimera"

They rattle off a list of popular cars they work on. It’s more about showing what platforms they can support than explaining one specific car in detail.

Part

top mounts

"We've probably got a package for it from one of three monotube shock companies and and we make our top mounts that fit everything"

Top mounts are the parts that connect the suspension to the car’s body at the top. If they’re the right design for the setup, the suspension can work smoothly and stay aligned better.

Term

monotube shock companies

"We've probably got a package for it from one of three monotube shock companies and and we make our top mounts that fit everything"

A monotube shock is a type of suspension shock that helps the car stay controlled, especially when you drive hard or over rough roads. Using monotube shocks can mean more consistent performance as the shock heats up.

Concept

car shuts off at lights for the environment

"I cracked me up said your car shuts off / Uh at lights for the environment mine shuts off because I do the wiring myself. We're not the same"

Some cars can turn the engine off when you’re stopped at a red light, then restart when you hit the gas. It’s meant to save fuel and reduce emissions. The joke here is that his version is done with custom wiring.

Term

bolt-ons

"most people like think real hard and they pick a car / And then they get a couple bolt-ons / terry's like man, that's too easy"

“Bolt-ons” are add-on upgrades you can install relatively easily, like aftermarket parts. People sometimes think a few bolt-ons will automatically make the car much faster, but it depends on what you install and whether the rest of the setup supports it.

Concept

treat the engine as a disposable product

"If we can just treat the engine as a disposable product that we don't get hung up on... Um, and you know, we can do intake and exhaust and we're we're good at that kind of fabrication stuff"

They’re talking about building an engine like it’s meant to be used hard and then swapped out. Instead of trying to keep it perfect forever, you focus on getting it to perform and then replacing it when it wears out.

Part

intake and exhaust

"Um, and you know, we can do intake and exhaust and we're we're good at that kind of fabrication stuff"

Intake and exhaust are how air gets into the engine and how exhaust gases leave. Better parts can help the engine breathe more easily, which can make more power—especially if the car is tuned to match.

Concept

unlimited expensive

"And we have a good tuner, but it's that building the engines and all that. That's just gets so There's just unlimited expensive. Yeah, you could spend off $4,000 on custom crank and six grand on the custom block..."

The hosts are pointing out the “pay-to-play” escalation in performance engine building—costs can rise quickly as you move from normal upgrades to custom internal components. This is a common reality in drag racing and other motorsports where budgets can balloon.

Part

custom crank

"...you could spend off $4,000 on custom crank and six grand on the custom block and you know"

The crankshaft (the “crank”) is the main rotating part inside the engine. A custom crank can be chosen for stronger construction or to help the engine be built for a specific performance goal.

Part

custom block

"...custom crank and six grand on the custom block and you know it just it just starts getting nuts."

The engine block is the big metal foundation inside the engine. A custom block is used when the build needs specific cylinder or strength characteristics to handle racing stress.

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