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M5 Touring 2nd Take; PNW Trip Report; CA Tire Update

M5 Touring 2nd Take; PNW Trip Report; CA Tire Update

The Smoking Tire Jun 22, 2026 120 min
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About this episode

A Pacific Northwest road trip and track-day recap kicks things off, starting with “my trip across the Pacific Northwest in the BMW M5 Touring.” Along the way, they talk scooter delivery and break-in/service intervals, then get deep on track details like chicanes, “bus stop” braking, and how tires and traction modes shape lap limits. The conversation widens into rally training, Porsche/Alfa manual-swap projects, and California’s tire efficiency rules—especially how the rolling-resistance focus should leave room for DOT street-legal track tires.

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BMW M5 Touring

"All right, folks, on this episode of the podcast, I tell you about my trip across the Pacific Northwest in the BMW M5 Touring. Also, I got my brand new Vespa 310. I'm so excited about."

This is a BMW “M5” that’s made as a wagon (called “Touring”). It’s meant to be fast and fun like an M car, but with the extra space you’d want from a wagon.

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Vespa

"Also, I got my brand new Vespa 310. I'm so excited about. ... I got my new Vespa today. It was delivered. Shout out. Thank you to Vespa for delivering it."

Vespa is a well-known scooter brand. The host is saying he just got a new Vespa and is excited about it.

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Vans

"I'm wearing my most California footwear in this photo. Yeah, they're not vans."

Vans is a popular casual shoe brand, especially for skate-style sneakers. The host is just saying his shoes aren’t Vans.

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Olu Kai

"Yeah, they're not vans. They're Olu Kai. They're the most they're most California. They're Olu Kai slip-ons."

Olu Kai is a footwear brand known for casual, beachy “island” styles. The host uses it as a detail to describe the “most California” shoes he’s wearing in the photo.

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Mexico blue

"But blue electrical, which if you only speak Porsche is more or less Mexico blue. It's pretty close to Mexico blue."

“Mexico blue” here is just a nickname for a particular shade of blue paint. The host is saying the scooter’s color looks even deeper in real life than in the photo.

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Smurf blue

"It's a very Smurf blue. It's kind of like that. It is kind of Smurf blue."

“Smurf blue” is a playful way to describe a bright, saturated blue color. The host is basically saying the scooter’s paint is that kind of vivid blue.

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Vespas

"I'm going to ride this thing for a really long time. That's three miles on it. And I was like, is there a break in? He's like most motorcycles do have a break in. Vespas don't just rip it."

Vespa is a brand of scooter (a small motorbike). The host is saying you shouldn’t just go full-throttle right away—you need a break-in period and then regular service intervals.

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break in

"That's three miles on it. And I was like, is there a break in? He's like most motorcycles do have a break in. Vespas don't just rip it."

Break-in is the first stage of using a brand-new engine. You drive it more gently at first so the moving parts can settle in, then you do the first service at the recommended mileage.

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first service

"There's a, the first service is 625 miles. And then after that, it's every 3000."

The first service is the first scheduled maintenance you do after the new scooter has been broken in. The host is quoting the recommended mileage for that first check, and then how often it should be repeated.

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depreciate 30% the second they go off the lot

"These things like anything else, they depreciate 30% the second they go off the lot, but this color, super fucks."

It means new cars usually lose a lot of value right after you buy them. “Off the lot” is basically when the car is no longer sitting at the dealership as a new car.

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Portland International Raceway

"You know, I did 800 miles and a track day in the M five Tory. First off, Portland International Raceway, lovely place."

Portland International Raceway is a race track near Portland where people go to drive their cars on track. The host is saying it’s a fun layout, especially if you like tracks without huge hills.

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track day

"You know, I did 800 miles and a track day in the M five Tory. First off, Portland International Raceway, lovely place."

A track day is when you drive your car on a real race track, usually with other enthusiasts. It’s more about having fun and learning than racing for points.

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plug in hybrid

"Like I was looking for somewhere to charge the M five, the plug in hybrid to get maximum juice for no real reason."

A plug-in hybrid is a car that uses both electricity and a gas engine. You can plug it in to charge the battery, then drive on electric power for some distance.

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chicane

"So you've got this very enormously long front straight. But you see the, you see the chicane that looks like, not no, no, it's in the front straight."

A chicane is a “zig-zag” section of track made of quick turns. It makes cars go slower and helps keep things safer and more controlled.

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tarmac

"where there's an addition here with a tarmac chain. So that is the is a chicane in the front straight. So it's actually, I like this because you can go pretty fast."

Tarmac means the paved asphalt surface of the track. The point is that pavement is predictable, while grass or rough ground can make the car behave unpredictably.

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Toyota A90

"the M five at 160 at the six board to break, you know, that's a 35 mile an hour corner. Yeah, this is a 90 degree right hander bus stop tight that's tightens. That's a bus stop throw away, right? The exit is much more important than the entry here. So I'm standing on it at the six"

The Toyota Supra is a sports car designed for quick driving and fun handling. It’s often discussed in terms of how it behaves in corners and during braking. The podcast mentions it while talking about a tight corner and speed.

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bus stop

"Yeah, this is a 90 degree right hander bus stop tight that's tightens. That's a bus stop throw away, right?"

A “bus stop” is a track corner that’s very tight and slow, usually right after a fast straight. Drivers have to brake hard and focus on getting out of the turn quickly.

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standing on it

"So I'm standing on it at the six board and it's wagon, you know what I mean?"

“Standing on it” just means flooring the gas pedal. Here, it’s about using full throttle to help you accelerate out of the corner.

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National Corvette Museum

"Yeah, it's a it's a sin in fuel. It's not like it's not grass, rocks, whatever. NCM in Tennessee or Kentucky, excuse me, National Corvette Museum, they do a thing like this at the end of the front straight as well."

The National Corvette Museum is a Corvette museum in the U.S. The host brings it up because they use a similar track setup to make learning safer.

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apex

"was fun. This big, big, big super, you throw away the first apex. There's three apexes here."

The apex is the tightest part of a corner—where you aim to get closest to the inside. Drivers plan the apex to help the car turn in and then exit smoothly.

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drifting

"This left hander is a little bit uphill over crest, very nice for drifting... you can... start a slide like mega early"

Drifting is when the car’s rear slides outward while the driver keeps steering to control it. They’re saying the track section is shaped in a way that makes that style easier.

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downforce

"with no downforce is kind of hairy. So you're flat through this left bend... Like it's not even a turn if you have that much downforce"

Downforce is the aerodynamic “squish” that presses the car down onto the road. More downforce usually means better grip, especially in fast corners.

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off camber

"you then zoom out a bit, Zach. This, this sort of curve is just enough off camber to make you do"

Off-camber is when the road slopes sideways through a turn. That can make the tires grip differently, so the car may want to slide or drift toward one side.

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pit road

"And then you kind of dive the car into the pit road exit to make that last corner a little more open or pit road entrance"

Pit road is the part of the track where cars slow down to make pit stops. On some tracks, the pit lane connects to corners in a way that changes how you set up the turn.

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Car

M5 Wagon

"...n an indy car that is not considered a turn in an M5 wagon. That is a turn. Yeah. Especially if it's off cam..."

Here, “M5” means the BMW M5, which is a high-performance BMW. The podcast is talking about how it handles in a specific driving situation, especially how it grips and turns. It’s more about driving feel than about features.

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Place

Mount Rainier

"drove up the coast and looped it back around to Mount Rainier. Look, the photo... Mount Rainier is mad distracting."

Mount Rainier is a huge mountain in Washington. They’re saying it’s so visually striking that it pulls your attention while you’re driving.

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Ford F-150 Lightning

"...torcycle was a black night, black shadow or black lightning. And the reason is because I didn't fucking know ..."

The Ford F-150 Lightning is an electric pickup truck. It’s meant to be a normal truck you can use day to day, but powered by electricity instead of gasoline. The podcast mentions it while talking about a “black lightning” reference.

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Person

Steve Rimmer

"of course, fuck me. We went to see, do you know Steve Rimmer? I met him once. Very nice guy. [1580.9s] What a nice guy. Steve Rimmer is the owner of dirtfish rally school."

Steve Rimmer runs DirtFish Rally School. In this story, he also does airplane financing, and that’s what makes him interesting to talk to.

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airplane financing

"So I was like, airplane finance. I started asking [1623.4s] him about the airplane business. He told me some crazy shit. [1685.0s] a whole podcast with him about airplane financing because like that's a fucking topic."

Airplane financing is how people or companies pay for aircraft—usually through loans or special ownership arrangements. The host says it can get complicated when planes are stuck in places affected by war or other disruptions.

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Group A

"which is like every fucking, every group B rally car or like sick group A rally car next to the road going version of it."

Group A was a rally class that was more tied to production cars than the wildest Group B rules. The host mentions it to explain the types of rally cars in the collection.

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Porsche 959

"which is like every fucking, every group B rally car or like sick group A rally car next to the road going version of it. I mean, just like all the way around the horn, missing a 959 [1713.9s] The only, it's the only one he did not have."

The Porsche 959 is a famous, very rare Porsche from the late 1980s. It’s known for being technologically advanced for its time, and the host mentions it because it’s one of the standout cars in a collection.

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group B

"Now I'm going to get fucking hammered by somebody that knows the history of group B better than me. I don't know if a 959 ever actually raced in group B rally."

Group B was a rally racing category known for very fast, very wild cars. The discussion here is about whether the Porsche 959 ever got to race in that category before the rules/series ended.

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Dakar

"I think the 959 raced in Dakar or something 959 race car ish was a Dakar vehicle and not an action."

Dakar is a famous long-distance off-road race. In this conversation, it’s brought up as the kind of event where some Porsche 959 race cars may have been used instead of Group B rally.

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homologated

"I think they made a total of 337 vehicles period. And that includes 292 street legal cars. That means there's like 40 race cars and who knows how few Dakar vehicles."

Homologation means race rules require a certain number of “real” road cars to be built. The idea is that the race car has to be based on a car people could actually buy.

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Vinbidders

"Guys, one more break because support is coming in from Vin bitters, but let's face it, buying a car is fun, but then selling a car stinks..."

Vinbidders is a service that helps you sell a car to dealers without doing all the usual private-sale work. They try to connect your car with a dealer who’s actively interested in buying it.

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Porsche Carrera GT

"...ir dealer network buys everything from GT 350s to Carrera GTs. And here's how they do it. You just submit your ..."

The Porsche Carrera GT is a very rare Porsche supercar. It’s known for being extremely fast and also for being hard to find. The podcast mentions it while talking about how dealers handle buying and selling rare cars.

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Lamborghini Gt 350S

"...effort, their dealer network buys everything from GT 350s to Carrera GTs. And here's how they do it. You ju..."

The Lamborghini 350 GT is an older, classic Lamborghini sports car. It’s considered valuable and collectible because it’s rare and from an early era of the brand. The podcast mentions it as part of a list of cars that certain dealers buy.

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reserve

"You just submit your car in five minutes. You submit the Vin, miles, condition, eight recent photos and your desired reserve."

A reserve is the lowest price you’ll accept for your car. If bids or offers don’t reach it, the sale won’t happen.

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manual swap

"It had like 40 something thousand miles on it. They just got it and they had it like half torn apart for like a full refresh. Cool. Yeah. Manual swap. I told him that."

A manual swap means changing a car so it uses a manual gearbox instead of an automatic. It’s more than just swapping the shifter—you usually have to change and connect several parts so it works properly.

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shifter like mechanism

"but he said the ones they look into the the shifter like mechanism, it's like a box that just sort of sits there. Like nobody had like nicely integrated it into the console until now."

The shifter mechanism is what connects the gear lever you move to the gearbox inside the car. Sometimes in conversions it ends up looking like an awkward extra box until it’s installed neatly.

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cables

"the transmission through the box. No, no, it's a real shifter and it's it's cables, but like the center console was not meant to ever have a shifter and doesn't really have room for it."

Here, “cables” are the physical connections that move the transmission when you move the shifter. They’re like the mechanical link between the lever and the gearbox.

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real shifter

"the transmission through the box. No, no, it's a real shifter and it's it's cables, but like the center console was not meant to ever have a shifter and doesn't really have room for it."

They’re talking about a genuine manual gear lever, not something that’s just for show. It’s connected to the drivetrain so you can actually shift gears the normal way.

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bracket

"they built a bracket that like holds the shifter, but it looks sort of like race car. It doesn't look like an elegant, you know, like it would have come from the factory"

A bracket is a custom support piece that holds the shifter in the right place. If it’s not mounted correctly, shifting can feel bad or not work properly.

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shock rebuild costs

"Oh, okay. Probably what the fuck. [2218.9s] The shock rebuild costs. No, but the engines were though, but straight up the number they gave me"

Shocks are part of the suspension that control how the car rides. A “rebuild” is when they’re serviced instead of replaced, and it can cost a lot.

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Brand

KW

"Yep. Put some KW put some whatever coil a good coil. Yeah. Well, that's what I was like, you guys fucking rally guys."

KW makes aftermarket suspension parts. They’re often used to improve how a car handles and rides.

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coil

"Yep. Put some KW put some whatever coil a good coil. Yeah. Well, that's what I was like, you guys fucking rally guys."

A “coil” is the spring part of the suspension. When people say “coilover,” they usually mean a setup that lets you adjust the suspension for better handling.

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valve a set of shocks

"I was like, get Olin's in here to valve a set of shocks, have a fucking custom set made, get whoever your break guy is to get you a real set of breaks for this fucking thing."

“Valving” is adjusting how the shocks control movement. It changes how the car responds when it hits bumps or changes direction.

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Olin's

"I was like, get Olin's in here to valve a set of shocks, have a fucking custom set made, get whoever your break guy is to get you a real set of breaks for this fucking thing."

They’re talking about Öhlins, a company that makes high-end suspension parts. The idea is to use better shocks so the car drives correctly.

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custom set made

"I was like, get Olin's in here to valve a set of shocks, have a fucking custom set made, get whoever your break guy is to get you a real set of breaks for this fucking thing."

“Custom set made” means the parts are tailored for that specific car. Instead of a one-size-fits-all setup, it’s tuned to how they want it to drive.

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real set of breaks

"custom set made, get whoever your break guy is to get you a real set of breaks for this fucking thing. And you're in business."

They mean the car needs proper brakes, not something weak or mismatched. Better brakes help the car stop more reliably, especially when driving hard.

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safari it out eight C

"And you're in business. If you want to safari it out eight C, no safari the eight C road and handled like straight garbage. Oh, you just want him to do a good street car."

“Safari” here means turning the car into a rugged adventure-style build. They’re saying that approach didn’t work well for the 8C, compared with making it a better street car.

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stage

"But real drive rally was good time. Yeah, that's good time. That's what our folks were doing on [2307.1s] this event. You do a stage or like an open, it was the intro. So, so I mean, actually it's not,"

In rally events, a “stage” is a timed section of the route. Drivers try to go as fast as possible through that specific part.

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yumps

"That's what rally ready. When you've been there, but like their beginner day, the two day school, the stage is legit and has little yumps and berms."

“Yumps” are little bumps or jumpy sections of the course. They test how well you can keep the car stable when the road suddenly changes.

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berms

"That's what rally ready. When you've been there, but like their beginner day, the two day school, the stage is legit and has little yumps and berms."

“Berms” are raised earth or barriers along the edge of a course. On rally-style tracks, they can guide the car’s path and provide a safer boundary when you miss a line.

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Place

Nürburgring

"The Germany thing is ring to spa. It's two track days, Nurburgring and spa with, with rented race car, you know, you can choose..."

Nürburgring is a legendary racing track in Germany. Car fans use it as a “test” track because it’s challenging and has lots of different corners and elevation changes.

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Lime Rock

"We got Lime Rock, which is a really fun, fun and cool track. We got beautiful roads. We're going to Wayne Corini's house."

Lime Rock Park is a race track in Connecticut. It’s a twisty course where good driving technique matters a lot.

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Wayne Corini

"We got beautiful roads. We're going to Wayne Corini's house. The hotels are super, super fun."

Wayne Corini is a person they’re visiting during the trip. The mention matters mainly because it’s part of the planned route and stops.

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Cadillac CT5

"How did that feel compared to when you did four up in the CT5, the Blackwing? The Blackwing is better."

The Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing is a performance version of the CT5 sedan. They’re comparing it to the BMW M5 and saying the Cadillac feels more nimble, partly because it weighs less.

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all-wheel drive sport

"It has these hand-cooked tires on it. And so if you drive it in all-wheel drive sport, you can get all four tires really hot, really fast."

This is a driving mode that changes how the car uses its all-wheel drive. In this case, it helps the tires get hot fast and keeps the car fairly controllable while you’re pushing it.

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hand-cooked tires

"It has these hand-cooked tires on it. And so if you drive it in all-wheel drive sport, you can get all four tires really hot, really fast."

“Hand-cooked tires” is an enthusiast way of saying the tires were heat-cycled and prepared to work quickly—often by warming them up before/while running. The host ties this directly to how fast the tires reach operating temperature and how that temperature affects grip and lap-to-lap consistency.

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traction control in MDM

"It'll still get on some understeer and oversteer with the traction control in MDM and all that."

MDM is a setting that lets the car be a little more “free” when you’re driving hard, but it still prevents total loss of control. It helps the car slide a bit without going fully sideways.

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understeer and oversteer

"It'll move a bit, but you won't have too much sideways fun. But you'll get all four tires like pretty, pretty toasty."

These are two common handling behaviors on track. Understeer is when the car pushes wide and won’t turn enough; oversteer is when the rear feels like it wants to slide out.

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rear-drive mode

"If you put it in rear-drive mode, and I talked about this when I drove it the first time, rear-drive mode in this car is so silly."

This mode makes the car act more like a rear-wheel-drive car. That can make it feel more playful and easier to rotate, but it can also overheat the front tires sooner on track.

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engine braking

"at, when you go into a corner, okay, first off, manual downshifting and engine braking can upset the chassis when in rear-drive."

Engine braking is what happens when you take your foot off the gas and the engine slows the car down. On a rear-wheel-drive car, that can change how the weight sits and can make the back end feel like it wants to rotate.

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BMW M2Cs

"...ld do this and it doesn't, but this car does. The M2CS we drove? I'm sorry, did I say three? The M2CS, I..."

The BMW M2 is a compact sports coupe made for fun, sporty driving. The podcast mentions the M2CS and talks about how the car’s back end can move when braking hard. That affects how the car feels in corners and on track.

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throttle

"One percent throttle, somewhere between one and two percent throttle, will hold the most beautiful, smokiest slide you've ever seen in your life. You will not be going fast."

Throttle is how much you press the gas pedal. The host is saying the car is so sensitive that very small changes in gas can either keep the slide going smoothly or make you spin.

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Sport Plus

"What setting was the throttle in? It's all in Sport Plus."

Sport Plus is a driving mode that makes the car respond more sharply. Here, the host is saying the car’s “slide with tiny throttle” behavior happens in that mode.

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Performance Car of the Year

"I'm just pointing out an observation. I'm not saying this is a terminal problem. Once I learned that at Performance Car of the Year last year, I was able to do it very easily this time."

“Performance Car of the Year” is an award that car magazines give to a top performance car. The host is using it to say they had already learned how to drive this car’s slide behavior.

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front tires

"after even a couple of laps of that, the weight of the car will overheat the front tires and it will stop being as good at it."

Front tires are the tires at the front of the car. The host is saying that after doing this maneuver a few times, the front tires get too hot and the car stops doing it as well.

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active ride

"if you've never been anywhere near a Porsche that has active ride, [2816.2s] it's fine. It's not, it's not, it doesn't ride great."

“Active ride” means the car’s suspension is controlled by electronics. It can change how soft or firm the ride feels depending on the mode you pick. The host is saying it changes the feel between comfort and sport.

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damper

"in comfort, it just takes all the damper out of it and it's just [2827.1s] a lot of movement in sport."

A damper is basically the shock absorber. It controls how much the car bounces and how quickly it settles after bumps. The host is saying the comfort mode makes it feel looser and more movement-y.

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torque

"Especially with such a long lever. Long wheelbase, tons of torque, you know, easy, easy as [2916.6s] pie..."

Torque is the engine’s twisting force. It’s what helps the car pull hard from low speeds and can also cause wheel spin if you apply it too aggressively. The host is talking about how the car manages that force.

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electronic controls

"Could you feel the electronic controls [2943.4s] pulling power, moving torque around? Yes. Yes."

“Electronic controls” are the car’s computer systems that manage grip. They can reduce engine power and adjust how torque is delivered when the car senses slip. The host is saying you can feel that happening while driving.

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traction off

"Because it must be, if traction off, it just, [2950.3s] excuse me, 1% throttle lights it up really quick."

“Traction off” means the car stops actively preventing wheel spin. With traction control disabled, the tires can start slipping much more easily when you press the throttle. The host is saying it can spin quickly even with light throttle.

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Audi Allroad

"Although, you know, if this sounds good to you, you're on board with the M5 train, looks a lot better than the sedan. Did you see the new all-road pictures? An Audi all-road? There's a new Audi all-road? Yep. I feel like you're bringing this up for a"

The Audi Allroad is a wagon that’s made to handle more than just smooth city streets. It’s meant to look like a regular wagon but be a bit more capable. The podcast brings it up while talking about the look and appeal of different body styles.

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Audi A6 all-road

"It's an A6 all-road? Yeah, it's an A6 all-road. It got a wide body. So I bring it up, people brought it up in the chat."

The Audi A6 all-road is a wagon version of the A6 that’s meant to handle more than just smooth pavement. It usually has a tougher, more rugged styling and suspension feel. Here, they’re talking about the new one’s wide-body look and fender flares.

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wide body

"It's an A6 all-road? Yeah, it's an A6 all-road. It got a wide body. So I bring it up, people brought it up in the chat."

A “wide body” is a styling and fitment approach where the car’s fenders are widened—often with flared panels—to give the wheels more space and a more aggressive stance. It can also be tied to accommodating wider tires. In this segment, they’re reacting to the new A6 all-road’s wide-body treatment and how it affects the look.

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fender flares

"but I don't need it to be like fender flared, even though it does look cool, but it's the fender flares."

Fender flares are the extra pieces around the wheel area that make the car look wider. They can also help cover the tire. In this segment, they’re saying they like the idea of the all-road, but the fender flares are what they’re debating.

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Audi RS6

"but it's the fender flares. Is it the RS6 [3045.6s] body? Yeah, it's like the RS. It's like the RS flares."

The Audi RS6 is Audi’s high-performance version of the A6 wagon. In this part, they’re using the RS6 as a style reference—basically saying the new wide fenders look similar to the RS6’s flared look.

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Audi SQ5

"It's like the RS flares. Which is like, you know. It's kind of interesting looking. It's a lowered SQ5 sort of. Sort of. And that front wide fender is a little taikani."

The Audi SQ5 is a sportier version of the Audi Q5. Here, they’re comparing the new car’s stance and fender look to how an SQ5 looks when it’s lowered. It’s mainly about styling.

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BBSs

"I saw a guy on the highway the other day that had one that was in a pearlescent white on BBSs, and it actually did look a lot better."

BBS is a brand of wheels. When people mention “BBSs,” they mean the car is running that brand of aftermarket wheels, which often look nicer and can be lighter than stock. Here, they’re using it to describe how good that white car looked.

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Toyota RAV4

"... it's very angular like the new M5 because of the RAV4. So I guess it would look better, but I don't kno..."

The Toyota RAV4 is a compact SUV, meaning it’s a car with a higher ride height for easier everyday use. The podcast mentions it because its design is angular, and they compare that style to another car’s look. It’s basically being used as a visual reference.

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A6

"It's four inches wider than an A6. Oh, it's coming in 2027. Okay. But why?"

The Audi A6 is a luxury car model. They’re using it as a measuring stick to say the BMW M5 is about four inches wider, which changes how it looks on the road.

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Place

Road America

"There was a purple E92 that was at Road America on purple and gold looks cool. Yeah. There was some... Oh, you can kind of see it behind."

Road America is a famous race track in the U.S. They’re mentioning it because that’s where they saw the purple BMW.

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718 Spider

"...can kind of see it behind. There was a shark blue 718 Spider that was particularly dope. Nice. With like a exc..."

“718” is Porsche’s name for a sports-car model line. The podcast mentions a 718 Spider, which is a convertible version. They’re talking about seeing one at a track and how it looks.

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Genesis GV80

"...e new McCann GTS electric and Zach is driving the GV80 gas right now. Genesis GV80. And I guess I got to..."

The Genesis GV80 is a luxury SUV, meaning it’s built to be comfortable and upscale. The podcast mentions it because someone is driving the gas version at the time. It’s included as part of the cars they’re talking about and testing.

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Porsche Taycan

"My Taycan key, which is the same as the 992 key, is bigger. Does it smell funny because I washed it after I drove that car?"

The Porsche Taycan is Porsche’s electric car. This part of the conversation is about the key fob—specifically that the Taycan’s key is physically bigger than some other Porsche keys. The bigger fob likely has more electronics inside for range or security.

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fob

"Why is the fob getting bigger? It has the same number of buttons on it. You know, lock, unlock, front trunk, rear trunk."

A “fob” is the remote you carry to lock/unlock your car and sometimes start it. This segment is about why the fob is getting physically bigger. That usually means the electronics inside changed, not just the buttons.

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Porsche Macan

"The Macan that I'm driving has an even bigger fob. Why is the fob getting bigger? It has the same number of buttons on it."

The Porsche Macan is Porsche’s compact SUV. The host says their Macan’s key fob is bigger than the others they mentioned. They speculate it might be due to better range or a security change involving how the key communicates with the car.

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RFID situation

"Or is this the security issue? Because that's security issue. RFID situation. Where they had to stop making the old Macan's and had to do with keys. That's true. The security of the keys."

RFID is the wireless system that lets your car recognize your key without you taking it out. The host is saying there may have been a security problem with that wireless communication, so Porsche changed the keys. That kind of change can make newer key fobs look different.

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Run Flats

"that came a factory with Run Flats and the Internet loves to talk about how bad they are. Is that still the case? Should I be looking to swap to regular tires now or at least when these get worn?"

Run-flat tires are tires that can keep you driving for a short distance even if they get punctured. They’re built with stronger sidewalls, which can make the ride a bit rougher or noisier than regular tires. The question here is whether newer run-flats are still worse than normal tires.

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tire priority

"If tires got life in them, I'm probably going to drive them until they don't anymore before I spend money on tires."

When people talk about a tire having “life,” they mean how much tread is left and how safe it still is. The idea is to replace tires when they’re actually worn out, not just because time passed.

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puncture

"Then don't sweat it and if you do get a puncture you'll be able to drive it to safety and that's cool. That's better than some alternatives."

A puncture is when the tire gets a hole, usually from something sharp. That can let the air out, so the key question becomes whether you can safely keep driving or need help right away.

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bushings

"I said, yeah, it's only had to go to the dealership for a set of bushings, which, you know, creaked a little bit and they fixed it."

Bushings are small parts that help the suspension move smoothly and quiet vibrations. In this case, the host’s car had bushings that made noise (creaking) and the dealer repaired them.

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over the air updates

"And he sort of a little sneeringly was like, it doesn't get over the air updates. And I was like, no, it does. But it's like, that has to go to for a firmware update sometimes that was over the hard port."

Over-the-air (OTA) updates are software updates delivered wirelessly to a car, without needing a physical connection or a dealer visit. The host notes that sometimes even firmware updates may require a wired connection (“over the hard port”) depending on the update and the car’s update process.

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firmware update

"But it's like, that has to go to for a firmware update sometimes that was over the hard port."

A firmware update is an update to the car’s built-in computer software. It can change how the car’s systems behave, and sometimes it needs a direct connection to install.

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stop supporting the car, updating it

"But maybe like 20, 30 years down the road. I don't know. We're also... they probably just stop supporting it. ... But at a certain point, development of that software will stop."

Connected cars rely on software updates from the manufacturer. Over time, the company may stop providing updates for older cars, so the car still works but may not get improvements or new features anymore.

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normal operation

"I'm a new transmission mechanic and I've already learned that customers don't know what normal operation is. You then don't elaborate on that."

“Normal operation” just means what the car does when everything is working correctly. The point here is that many customers don’t know which sounds are normal and which ones mean something is wrong.

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single mass flywheels

"You definitely have that issue with Porsche single mass flywheels and like the 9-11R and like the ST. Customers would call in and be like, the clutch is like broken."

A flywheel is part of the drivetrain that helps smooth out engine power. A single-mass flywheel is more “direct,” so it can make the car feel and sound more rattly or chattery even when it’s working normally.

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Porsche 911R
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Porsche 911R

"You definitely have that issue with Porsche single mass flywheels and like the 9-11R and like the ST. Customers would call in and be like, the clutch is like broken."

The Porsche 911R is a lightweight, track-focused 911 variant known for a more aggressive driveline feel. In this segment, the host points out that its single-mass flywheel/clutch setup can sound “broken” to owners, even when the noise is normal for that hardware.

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