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Moron Nation Unfiltered Ep. 13: No Participation Trophies

Moron Nation Unfiltered Ep. 13: No Participation Trophies

Moron Nation Unfiltered Jun 02, 2026 70 min
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About this episode

Episode 13 swings between shop-life talk and hard-edged drag-racing realities. The hosts revisit past builds (bearings, rear-end fixes, and track troubleshooting) and then get into what it really costs to race—payouts, repairs, and the risk of mechanical failures. They also debate class rules, tire categories, and “participation trophies,” arguing for fair competition while planning upcoming events like the shakedown at M town and beyond.

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Car

Rolls-Royce Phantom

"Come sit down, honey. Got something Phantom wants to ask you. We're not actually dealing yet."

The Rolls-Royce Phantom is a very expensive luxury car. It’s designed to be comfortable and quiet, with a focus on high-end features. The podcast mentions it as part of a conversation, likely because it’s a notable luxury vehicle.

Term

blower

"[940.0s] Dom's Coop, whatever that yellow Coop is. [942.7s] He's got a blower on that deal now. [944.1s] Oh really? [944.9s] Yeah."

A “blower” is a device that forces extra air into the engine. More air usually means more power, but it often requires tuning so the engine runs safely.

Term

run 530 every pass

"That thing will run 530 every pass, little Fox body with a coyote in it."

In drag racing, “run 530” usually means the car’s time is about 5.30 seconds for the run. The point is that it can do it again and again, not just once.

Car

Mustang Fox Body

"That thing will run 530 every pass, little Fox body with a coyote in it."

A “Fox body” is an older Ford Mustang (from the late ’70s to early ’90s). Putting a “Coyote” engine in it means swapping in a newer, stronger Ford V8, which is a common way to make an old Mustang much faster.

Term

twin turbo coyote

"I mean, twin turbo coyote, Fox body."

“Twin turbo” means there are two turbochargers helping the engine make more power. With a “Coyote” engine, that combo is often used to build a Mustang that can run very fast, especially for drag racing.

Term

nitrous

"This guy wouldn't be sitting here and let's say let us run nitrous on the Nova."

Nitrous is a system that adds a special gas to the engine to make it produce more power quickly. Drag racers use it because it can give a big boost for a short run.

Car

Chevrolet Nova

"...ting here and let's say let us run nitrous on the Nova. Yeah."

The Chevrolet Nova is an older American car that many people modify for racing. Nitrous is a system that adds extra power for short bursts. The podcast is talking about using nitrous on a Nova to make it faster.

Term

piston

"It got a new piston. Yep. It got a new piston and it got new rings in that one hole."

A piston is a metal part inside the engine that moves up and down in a cylinder. It helps turn fuel into power, and replacing one usually means the old one was worn out or damaged.

Term

rings

"It got a new piston and it got new rings in that one hole. So we fired it up, shoved it in the trailer."

Rings are small metal bands on the piston that help seal the cylinder. If they’re worn, the engine can lose compression and may burn or leak oil, so replacing them can bring the engine back to health.

Concept

small tire racing

"I, you guys know, I am a fan of small tire racing. I do love to small tire race and I do love to race the OG. Like I said, when that door drops, we plan on winning."

“Small tire racing” means using narrower tires than most race cars. That affects how much grip you get and how the car launches and handles, so it changes the whole race strategy.

Concept

Cherry picking races

"We did not show up, but for the record, there is a difference in being scared to race cars. Cherry picking races. You can call it whatever you want."

“Cherry picking races” means picking the races you think you’ll do well in, and skipping the harder ones. It’s usually said as a complaint that someone isn’t facing the toughest competition.

Topic

Armageddon

"We raced at Armageddon too. Oh yeah. We did."

They’re talking about a specific race event called “Armageddon.” It’s where they tried to run the car, but it still wasn’t ready.

Term

two tenths

"So everybody else has picked up two tenths since we have raced that car. Minimum."

In racing, “two tenths” usually means 0.2 seconds faster or slower. That’s a big deal in drag racing because small time gaps add up fast.

Term

teens, teens or O's

"We will. But we need to be running teens, teens or O's with no nitrous."

They’re talking about how fast the car should be in seconds, like running in the 10s or 11s. The “O’s” is just their quick way of saying the 10-second range.

Term

suspension

"I still feel like there's, we're missing something in the suspension and maybe it was the shocks that Chris Bill just fixed, but Brandon's never been happy with the way that the car acts in the rear."

Suspension is what connects the wheels to the car and helps the tires stay in contact with the road. Tuning it can make the car handle better and feel more stable.

Term

rear

"but Brandon's never been happy with the way that the car acts in the rear. Just doesn't do what he wants."

“Rear” means how the back tires and back end of the car behave. If the rear doesn’t act the way the driver wants, the car can feel hard to control in turns.

Term

radial shocks

"Well, to be honest, guys, we never had radial shocks or. They were, they were big. Slit shocks."

Shocks are the parts that control how the car moves over bumps. “Radial shocks” is a specific shock design, and it can change how well the car sticks to the road and feels in handling.

Term

slit shocks

"They were, they were big. Slit shocks. Yeah."

Shocks control how the car settles after hitting bumps. “Slit shocks” sounds like a shock design detail that changes how the fluid moves inside, which can change the car’s ride and grip.

Term

four link

"But when Ryan got the fireball out, he set that four link up exactly the same as what he did."

A “four link” is a type of rear suspension that uses four arms to hold the back axle in the right place. Because it controls how the rear end moves, it can change how the car hooks up and launches consistently.

Car

Pontiac Firebird

"...kend, but I mean, right? I mean, he had, he had a firebird. He took out the red car."

The Pontiac Firebird is a classic American muscle car. The podcast mentions someone having a Firebird and then switching to a red car, suggesting it was part of a comparison or sequence. It’s brought up because it’s one of the cars in the story.

Term

true slick

"A couple test days and the first car ever in the threes and went three on a full on a true slick."

A “slick” is a special drag-racing tire with no tread. It’s made to grip hard for launches, and “true slick” usually means it’s the real drag-race type, not a normal street tire.

Car

Chrysler 300

"Yeah. It's like a Chrysler 300 until a fan pulls up. Ryan, Ryan, put space on hi..."

The Chrysler 300 is a big sedan made by Chrysler. The episode mentions it “until a fan pulls up,” which usually means the cooling fan turns on and you can hear or notice it. That’s a common thing people talk about when describing how a car behaves.

Term

kick the tires

"[1804.1s] Bumblebee looked pretty quick from what I seen at both passes. [1807.7s] I seen it. [1808.1s] Kick the tires. [1808.7s] Um, yeah, it did."

“Kick the tires” means you go look at the car yourself—usually by checking how it looks and feels—before you buy it. It’s a quick way to judge condition.

Term

transmission broke

"Like his transmission broke somehow, landed on his foot, made it go wide open throttle until that he hung the rods out of it and it shut off. Luckily though, the transmission was broke."

The transmission is the part that helps the engine’s power reach the wheels in the right gear. If it breaks, the car can behave unpredictably and the engine may end up doing something it shouldn’t.

Term

wide open throttle

"Like his transmission broke somehow, landed on his foot, made it go wide open throttle until that he hung the rods out of it and it shut off."

Wide open throttle means the gas pedal is basically all the way down. That tells the engine to pull in as much air as possible, so it revs hard—something that can be dangerous if the car is already damaged.

Term

hung the rods out of it

"Like his transmission broke somehow, landed on his foot, made it go wide open throttle until that he hung the rods out of it and it shut off."

That phrase is basically saying the engine suffered a catastrophic failure inside. The connecting rods can break and damage the engine block, usually meaning the engine is ruined.

Term

converter

"[1930.9s] The converter had to have already came out. [1932.7s] I mean, the flex plate was off."

The converter is the automatic-transmission part that transfers power from the engine to the rest of the drivetrain. If it comes loose or fails, the car may not move correctly.

Term

flex plate

"[1932.7s] I mean, the flex plate was off. [1935.8s] Like it was part of the transmission."

A flex plate is a metal part that connects the engine to an automatic transmission. It helps the engine’s spinning motion turn smoothly into the transmission’s motion.

Term

carbon pads

"[1972.4s] So I need to burn right through them carbon pads. [1975.0s] It's got carbon brakes on it."

Carbon pads are special brake pads made from carbon-based material. They’re used on performance cars because they can keep braking power when the brakes get very hot.

Term

carbon brakes

"[1974.4s] Yeah. [1975.0s] It's got carbon brakes on it. [1976.2s] Yeah."

Carbon brakes are high-performance brakes that use carbon material to stop the car. They’re designed to work best when the brakes are hot, like in racing.

Place

Bowling Green

"“At Bowling Green, he was a car out. But again, it's a turbo car, and they're, they're inconsistent.”"

Bowling Green is a racing location. The hosts are using it to talk about a specific moment where a turbo car performed (or misbehaved) during a run.

Term

turbo car

"“But again, it's a turbo car, and they're, they're inconsistent.”"

A “turbo car” has a turbocharger that helps the engine make more power. The speaker is saying turbo cars can sometimes be less predictable—great when they’re right, but not always consistent.

Term

beams

"“...he went through the beams sideways and Rankin drove around him at the big end.”"

In drag racing, “beams” are the timing lights that record your run. Going through them sideways means the car wasn’t tracking straight when it hit the timing point.

Term

big end

"“...Rankin drove around him at the big end.”"

“Big end” means the end of the drag strip where cars are going fastest. The speaker is saying the pass happened near that high-speed zone.

Term

turbos

"[2096.3s] So, and that sucks because man, I like turbos, especially in small tire stuff. [2101.6s] And I still believe that turbos have a place in small tire racing."

A turbocharger is a device that uses the engine’s exhaust to spin a turbine. It pushes more air into the engine, which helps the engine make more power.

Car

Chevrolet Corvette

"Yeah. But then also, you know, that's a, the Corvette's a short wheelbase car, too. So that doesn't help him out any, because you look at the, that motor's way back there,"

The Corvette is a sports car made by Chevrolet that’s built for fast driving. It has a shorter wheelbase and the engine sits farther back than in many cars, which changes how it drives. That’s why it can feel different in turns and at speed.

Term

short wheelbase

"[2134.6s] Yeah. [2135.2s] But then also, you know, that's a, the Corvette's a short wheelbase car, too. [2139.8s] So that doesn't help him out any, because you look at the, that motor's way back there,"

Wheelbase is the distance between the front and rear wheels. A short wheelbase can make a car feel quicker to turn, but it can also make it harder to keep stable when you’re going very fast.

Term

motor's way back there

"[2139.8s] So that doesn't help him out any, because you look at the, that motor's way back there, [2143.2s] you look at the Jones car, big car, and it's always under control, too."

That phrase means the engine is located farther toward the middle or rear of the car. Where the engine sits changes how the car’s weight is balanced, which affects grip and control.

Car

Dodge Charger

"...pen. I went, holy shit, man, he didn't have a pro charger on that car. Yup."

The Dodge Charger is a larger sedan that can be built for high performance. A “pro charger” is a device that forces more air into the engine to make it produce more power. People talk about it because it changes how strong the car feels.

Term

bracket racer

"Because Bill's a bracket racer."

Bracket racing is a drag-racing style where you pick a target time before the run. Your goal is to be as close as possible to that time, so consistency matters as much as outright speed.

Term

billet block

"Is that what they, is that what they class it as is if you have a billet block, you'd be in that class?"

A billet block is a stronger engine block made by cutting it out of a solid metal chunk. Drag racers use them when they’re pushing the engine hard and need it to survive higher stress.

Term

LS guy

"And look, man, it may have five or six years ago. And that's cool. I'm an LS guy. Like, to the bone, I am an LS guy."

An “LS guy” means the person prefers GM’s LS V8 engines. Those engines are popular because there are lots of parts available and they’re known for making strong power when built.

Term

Hemi guys

"The LS combination shouldn't be running with the Hemi guys, man."

“Hemi guys” means people who run Chrysler’s HEMI V8 engines. The HEMI is a famous engine design, and in racing talk it often comes up when comparing which cars should compete in which classes.

Term

1,900 pound car

"You shouldn't be trying to unless you've got a 1,900 pound car."

They’re talking about how much the car weighs. In drag racing, lighter cars usually accelerate differently and can put less load on the tires than heavier ones, which changes how well they hook up.

Term

cast

"Okay. [2363.3s] You separate it into two classes. [2365.4s] You got billet and you got cast."

“Cast” parts are made by pouring melted metal into a mold. It’s a common manufacturing method, and in racing discussions it’s often contrasted with billet parts.

Term

big block

"You think somebody out there isn't going to get a solid hit big block and hang a pro [2374.1s] charger off the front of it and run over all your LS cars to like you at the end of the [2381.1s] day, you got to get in where you fit in."

A “big block” is a bigger V8 engine than the small-block style. People use it in racing because it can make a lot of power, especially with the right parts.

Term

pro charger

"You think somebody out there isn't going to get a solid hit big block and hang a pro [2374.1s] charger off the front of it and run over all your LS cars to like you at the end of the [2381.1s] day, you got to get in where you fit in."

A “Pro charger” is a supercharger—an add-on that forces extra air into the engine. More air usually means more power, which is why it’s common in racing builds.

Term

LS cars

"You think somebody out there isn't going to get a solid hit big block and hang a pro [2374.1s] charger off the front of it and run over all your LS cars to like you at the end of the [2381.1s] day, you got to get in where you fit in."

“LS” is a GM V8 engine family that many people swap into cars. When someone says “LS cars,” they mean cars powered by that GM LS engine.

Term

small tire class

"And if you don't fit in a small tire class anymore. [2385.9s] Yeah, but the whole world believes that you should get participation trophies."

A “small tire class” is a race category where the rules limit tire size. Smaller tires usually mean less grip, which helps keep cars more evenly matched.

Concept

participation trophies

"[2385.9s] Yeah, but the whole world believes that you should get participation trophies. [2389.6s] I don't believe that like, and it just seems I thought maybe that the racing world, it [2396.6s] would bypass the racing world because everybody's so competitive."

“Participation trophies” are awards given just for taking part, not for winning. Here, the host is criticizing the idea of making racing classes so that more people get trophies even if they’re not the fastest.

Car

Ford Mustang

"...y would you want a class that is made for your 86 Mustang that's red that has the stock Ford in it, you kno..."

The Ford Mustang is a sports car that’s known for performance and a classic look. An “86 Mustang” refers to a specific model year from the mid-1980s. It’s often discussed because it’s a common car to modify or race.

Term

himmys

"But like you said, man, that car can run with them himmys because what's that car way? Exactly. It's light. I know what it weighs."

“Himmys” is slang for Chrysler’s HEMI V8 engines. The HEMI is known for being a high-performance engine that can make a lot of power.

Term

light

"Exactly. It's light. I know what it weighs. Yeah."

“Light” here means the car weighs less. A lighter car usually speeds up faster and feels easier to control.

Term

pro mod

"if you had a, if they, if a regular, not a regular guy, because those guys are obviously the top of the line, but if someone switched their car to a himmy, like, is it even affordable? I mean, obviously compared to how you are running a pro mod, himmy versus a small tire himmy."

“Pro mod” is a drag-racing category for cars that are heavily modified for maximum speed. It usually means the engine and drivetrain are built to handle a lot more abuse than a street setup.

Term

small tire himmy

"I mean, obviously compared to how you are running a pro mod, himmy versus a small tire himmy. I mean, we ran still rods in our big block, so I didn't even have to worry about changing to pistons or the rods every 25 passes."

In drag racing, “small tire” usually means using narrower tires for a particular class or traction setup. That changes how the car hooks up and can affect how hard the engine has to work.

Term

still rods

"I mean, we ran still rods in our big block, so I didn't even have to worry about changing to pistons or the rods every 25 passes. Yeah."

“Rods” are part of the engine that connect the pistons to the crankshaft. They’re talking about using stronger aftermarket rods so the engine can survive harder racing without replacing parts every few runs.

Term

every 25 passes

"I mean, we ran still rods in our big block, so I didn't even have to worry about changing to pistons or the rods every 25 passes. Yeah."

“Every 25 passes” means they were rebuilding or replacing engine parts after only a small number of drag runs. That’s common when the engine is pushed very hard for racing.

Term

small tire car

"Small tire car, I think he's making about 30, 30 passes for rods. What about crank and all that stuff? I mean, I don't know. That's, that's, if you ask six different people..."

A “small tire car” means the drag car is running narrower tires than the biggest-grip setups. That can change how the car hooks up and can make tires wear out faster, which drives up costs.

Term

crank

"Small tire car, I think he's making about 30, 30 passes for rods. What about crank and all that stuff? I mean, I don't know."

“Crank” means the crankshaft, which is a key rotating part inside the engine. If the car is making a lot of power and launching hard, the crank can also be something teams monitor and replace.

Term

set of tires

"Yeah. I mean, it's $600 a set of tires. Now you got to show up with 10 sets of tires. I mean, quick math errors."

A “set of tires” means the whole tire package you buy for the car. In drag racing, tires can wear out fast, so the cost per set matters a lot.

Car

Chevrolet Camaro

"My bad. Sorry about Billy's, Billy's Camaro. He's taken it to a lot of shitty services, but l..."

The Chevrolet Camaro is a performance car, usually a two-door coupe, designed for driving fast. The episode mentions someone’s Camaro that has been serviced poorly, which can lead to problems later. It’s basically a story about maintenance and repairs.

Car

Hemi

"Who’s the guy that helped you with the Hemi? Isn't he part of the person?"

“Hemi” usually means a powerful V8 engine design from Chrysler. It’s a well-known performance engine name that racers and muscle-car fans recognize.

Car

Chevrolet Chevelle

"...like a shoebox car. That's why I thought it was a Chevelle. Yeah."

The Chevrolet Chevelle is an older American car that’s known for a classic muscle-car look. In the episode, it’s mentioned because someone thought a car was a Chevelle based on how it looks. It’s basically about identifying the car by its shape.

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