Moron Nation Unfiltered Episode 8: Hell Week at WSOP, BIG Money For Small Tires & Snip Trips!

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Speaking of florida racing

World series of that's where we're at

Yes, that's that's first. Let's let's just get into it hell week

Oh, man, otherwise known as world series of pro mod. Yes

uh, we we debuted blue with a new pro charger setup

and uh

Damn, I mean it didn't disappoint like we made the right decision. We said that

The car all week was never a hundred percent

I believe that we hurt the motor early and it was hurt the rest of the week

Uh until eliminations that seemed to seal itself back up

It did but we never actually went really fast. We did we never got into the 50s. Nope. We won a 60

We won a 60. That's what qualified us. Yes, but

I don't think that it was

Good enough to run what even brandon wanted to

um

But luckily for us

Most of them were driver races and there was a lot of passes that everybody pedaled. Yes

I mean as much as you can pedal a pro mod. They're tough

Uh, I was talking with ryan last night about it and he and he said

Man, it just they get out of shape so quick

And I said I I truly believe that

If you're gonna pedal a pro mod you gotta pedal it quick

You cannot take these cars as far out of shape. You can't drive it as far as you drive the white car

No, not at all. Not at all. You just got to know the difference. Uh, I mean, I mean you do

You drive it as that far. So did steve

Stevie was all over the place in his car against us and and that's why he eventually had to lift

These these cars will and the best way that I can put it

I'm not trying to put ryan with an eye

On blast here, but the best way that you can put it is that's what happens when these cars get out of shape

And then everything in the car is so rigid that you can't not

Right, right, right hit the gas again. Yeah, he was just teeter-tottering. Yes. Just back and forth

And you're not driving the car at that point. You're just holding on you're just holding on

So, you know, the best the best bet that you can do when something like that happens is get the shoot out, but

I'll be honest with you that that first race against ryan

I anticipated that pedal and it worked out. Yeah

I mean, it did you seen have you seen the the overhead view of me and ryan's passes. I don't guess so

Oh, dude, it's killer. Yeah, we both lost the tire at the same time and both of the cars did exactly the same thing

Man, and I just one time real quick. Yeah, and it and it and it made it to the strike. Yeah. No, it uh

I mean, I've said it a bunch and I'll continue to say it

Whenever a race comes down to something like that, I'm gonna take my driver over anyone in the park a lot

Well, because we're stupid, you know, and we're gonna win 95 of the time. Well, we're gonna put our cars

In situations that a lot of guys haven't and I've said that a lot too

and

I truly believe that racing is much on the street even though we've just talked about that these cars don't act the same

Is what our other cars do. Oh, no

Being on the street for as long as we have has taught us things that these other guys haven't learned

Well, it's it's prepared you for different situations

And and and steve is as good as he is

That's driving steve's a driver. Okay. So so maybe steve didn't street race like we did

I'll promise you steve's still street race at some point

But steve used to race on a lot of shit tracks back in the day

A 28 10 5 slick with his old Mustang like he race on some shit tracks

So he had to drive his car. He hasn't always just been in a pro mod or radio versus the world

He's had to drive his car. So that's why he's as good as the driver is what he is now

So

That's why he had to drive his car or did drive his car like he did in round two

But a lot of these guys don't have that I should have my glasses on

I should have my glasses on after the pass when he came up to me and said, hey man, the better driver won that race

You should have turned them back on

Hey, man, what what what did you say? Yeah, it was really cool. Um

I said it, you know, I mean

We've always talked in the past that we were fans of steve. Oh, yeah, you know, and then, you know, I might have called him a douche

You know, you know, all people heard it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but uh

You know, I never take anything back after I say it, you know, but

The fact that

When you race against him because I have never raced against him before

Until the last two races when you race against him man, the respect is there. Oh for sure

So hey and that goes a long ways

especially when it's in in an eliminations because

To qualify at these races is is something in of itself

So if if you've made it in the field, you have someone like steve's respect, I feel like so

It's a tough gig man, you know and and for him to

I mean, what was he number three qualifier or something in a car that he had never been in

That's the first time in that car

First time in that car and he went out there with the best in the business and qualified number three and most of his cars did

Well, I think he qualified all three cars. Well that one vet was brand new

They fired they hadn't even fired it up when it left arcades when I was still there. I know crazy and it qualified. Yes

And and then that car uh was at nha this week qualified

When sydney was driving it man

so

It was definitely a good time. It was definitely

Hell and we talked about we've never

Worked as hard in a week

Which not a week. That's a marathon at a race

It's it's a marathon when you're not breaking parts

Yeah, when you start breaking parts and you've got to work on this car before every round

Damn, it definitely makes you uh

Appreciate the good times think about your choices that you've made

Uh and I've seen a lot of people put it out there man. Maybe you should have took the motor out of the og

Maybe we should have yeah, maybe we should have

We knew that

Man, we're gonna put 10 12 passes on this motor and then it's going straight to

Proline to get all brand new anyways. Well, we put 10 on it before qualifying. Yes, we did

We put what 17 passes on that thing 17 passes 17 passes on that car this week

and

Or last week. Yeah, it uh

man

It was a lot, uh, but we never quit. We never gave up

All of our guys put in work and not to mention the guys that were not our guys that put in work. Yes, like like frank and uh

Shane Shane from keys crew

Raven from pro charger from pro charger, you know, and then everyone that gave us parts or let us borrow parts

Yes, nobody gave us anything mani bejinga guys mani bejinga loaned us some parts. Yes, uh

Piston still in the motor. Yeah, like it was it's not even he didn't know he was different

It didn't even it's not even the same as the pistons that were

The rest of them so seven pistons. They were all diamond pistons

But we had ran out of any spares that we had so at that point we're digging through the trailer

Looking for old ones trying to find the best use one trying to find the best use one

We didn't even have any all of the pistons that we had in there already had smashed rings. So

And we had sold a lot of pistons before that man at that point I was going man

Which I thought go go find that dude in the stands. Yes. Yes. So

For

A competitor to loan you anything that you need

Especially a competitor that we have had we haven't really had problems with mani in the past differences differences

You know and and it's not necessarily always him and that's what I told him, you know, I ended up seeing him

I don't know. It was the next day or something. It was it was uh

After after we went out it was it was dark that night. Yeah. Yeah, and he was like see I'm not so bad am I and I was like man

No, no, and I didn't know really what else to say except no, you're not, you know, like yeah, and I told him

I hadn't necessarily ever had a personal problem with you

Like it's just mainly fans and crews get crew guys that that talk talk trash about everything. Yeah, so

And that's gonna happen. Oh for sure for sure at the end of the day

It just shows what a tight knit community it is out there at the racetrack

You can literally not like somebody you can literally have all the differences in the world

you could literally want to chop somebody's head off and

Them not do good, but you're still gonna loan them parts. Yep. It's pretty crazy

Yeah, there was definitely a lot of that coming our way and thanks to everyone that helped us to continue on because man

There were times where

We were out of parts

And we could have quit then

Yes, and parts showed up

So we kept going and then there was times where we were tired of working on a car and we could have quit

But we just kept going. So I just remember too

Who's that somebody's here? I just remember too. I literally asked Javi last night. Hey, man

Did you get everything back that we borrowed from you? They didn't get that sleeve

Really? Yeah. Well, I mean we don't even have any sleeves. So whenever we pick up the motors

From proline we need to get probably three sleeves have two in the trailer like normal

And then we have to because remember I had just taken that sleeve back to hobby and said here you go

Thanks for the sleeve and then we had to go borrow it from him again. Yeah, so

Oh, it's malry. Mm-hmm. So

um

Yeah, I forgot about that

But the whole hub all that stuff there are so much they uh, they got that back. Oh, did they? Okay

So he said that they were good with that and also before I forget to tell you he gave us back the gear set

The 173s. Oh, okay. 175s. They're in the duly. Okay. So

Yep, so that um, I'm sure you guys have watched the videos a bunch of you have watched our videos from uh,

nice

From uh, isn't me. What was that? That was not me. Hmm

What are you mad about nothing? Why are you so mad?

That wasn't me. Yeah, I'm about to make you mad. Do you see notifications? Don't go out

Man, the comments are giving it to aiden. He's upset about it. Oh man. He's literally upset about it

guys

He was excited man videos. I know and I was a man. These videos are always shitty

Yeah, and it's literally the the one time but he made up for it

You know what I mean? Like for every video that he didn't get a good shot from the starting line

He he had a video from flow or something on top of it

So look guys if you're one of those guys that want to bitch about that whatever look he was

He was excited man. He was stoked. Yeah, you don't understand the the chaos that goes on and I really don't either

uh, because I'm in the car

with my own chaos

but

The chaos that goes on on them starting lines and I which for the record I love to watch

I love to sit and watch what happens at the starting line when my crew

And people standing behind my car sees me win and the the they're genuinely

Happy excited and it's a mess man. People bang into you people bump into you. It's tough to finish

Yeah, yeah, like west buck came over and picked her up and her shoes stayed on the track. So

It's it's chaos up there. So sometimes it's tough, you know and

You know as as a fan watching the video. Yeah, I like to see the whole pass too, you know

I seen some guys say yeah, it's nice picture of the sky, you know, but yeah, you're welcome

There's a whole lot going on up there and uh, sometimes that's tough. Yep. So yeah, hey look

He he does a great job 99 of time

That's the one time and and the level of excitement

For us to be going rounds after everything we've been through that week

Look man, everyone behind that car deserved to be that excited. So if you're one of the people that's mad about it

Whatever, I'll tell you what I really like to see how excited Keith is on the starting line man. It's it's really cool. So

I have a question for you and I think I've already asked it to you

I'm gonna ask it again. So, you know, we we went rounds we end up in the semifinals

And uh heartbreak set in we we had no oil pressure after the burnout. You're backing up

You're not doing what I'm telling you to over the radio. You finally killed the car to let us know something was wrong

Well, I'm trying to back up as

I'll explain to you why

I'm trying to back up as fast as possible

And a lot of you guys don't understand for me to answer phantom and for me to talk to phantom

I have to take my hand off the trans break button, which is how I reverse

I have to take my hand off of it reach down find the button to talk to him

So I'm trying to back up with no oil pressure as fast as I possibly can

I didn't want them to have to run out

Push the car back. So I'm literally trying to back up as fast as I can

And get to and the whole time I'm just focused on the oil pressure

Open, you know, it's just gonna come back. Yeah, and and it did not so after a little while

I just reached up and thought I'm I'm backing up fast enough now that if I kill it

I'll coast back to the starting line. Yeah, you know, so that's that's the reason so

so

We got no oil pressure semi-finals

$150,000 to win at the world series of promod biggest richest pro moderates in the world

We've made it this far after everything that we've had to endure over the week

Um, Brandon tells you we're not making this pass

I need to know if we had another motor in the trailer ready to go

With the amount of time that we get in between around

I I promise you we can swap a motor in that car in an hour hour 15 if we had to yeah

If we had another motor in the trailer, would you just send it?

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I mean I can tell you right now. I'm glad that I didn't whenever I saw him run what he ran because he went straight down. He did um

We've done it before without a motor

Without an extra and and and there was no oil pressure then

Because that was the time that that was the time at steel alabama

We were racing just seppy

season six

of no prep kings

No oil or very little oil pressure. You fired it up. No oil pressure. You killed it got on the radio told me there was no oil pressure

So I ran back

That was before the burnout too. So we had a little bit more time to think

Yeah, I ran back there. You fired it up again. Still no oil pressure. You looked at me. You said

What should we do? I said that's your call, man, and you fired it up. So I ran back and we made the pass well turns out

The oil feed line that goes from the oil pan to the oil pump. It's an external oil pump. It was loose at the oil pump

So we made that pass like it got pressure once you got enough rpms

but uh

Yeah, anyways

We're dumb man and and probably probably would have just because

You can fix everything later

What if keith had leaned in the car?

And said i'll find another motor in this parking lot go win this race. I mean

I'm sure I would have yeah. Yeah

It's kind of what I figured but

I think there's a lot of ifs and ands Brandon being a little bit smarter than us. They did it for other reasons

Well, yeah, because a lot of a lot can happen part and you could crash. Yes

Yes, we had done a pretty good job of keeping all the oil in the motor at this race

Finally, and it all could have escaped. Yeah

At the worst possible time. Yeah

and

Sitting in the car. It seemed like I had zero time to think about anything next thing

I know man, they lit their bulbs and they took off

That wasn't really the case watching the see standing on the outside

It seemed like they they damn sure gave us more time than what we got in Tulsa. Absolutely. Absolutely

Hey, they did nothing wrong. I just staged the car and I'd have left just like they did

There's there's no doubt about we all know that's what I did. Yes

But

When keith was yelling stage the car stage the car

He didn't mean make a pass. But that's what we would have done. I know

He meant stage the car. I mean that could have been the third person that went red against us. Yeah, but

You know and and we probably should have staged the car

But by the time we made the decision that we are not running it

That's about the time that they were going in already. So

You know, I don't know man. I don't have any regrets the motors

That engine is rebuildable

even though

Even if we tore everything up in that bottom end as long as the heads weren't hurt. Yeah, like we're not using that block anyways

Like at some point we will use that block

but we have

a spare block sitting at proline that they're going to put

Not even all that stuff. It needs rods. It needs pistons. It needs a crank

Yeah, they're going to put all their uses ahead and all they're using is the the heads and the cam off of that

And they're going to put that right in my other one. You know, so

I mean, what were we actually out? Yeah, besides a block besides the $13,000 block

But you know, the the the one time that we did

Brank a crank really bad it did destroy the block and we had to get a new block

So there there could have been that as it is the block still saveable

We think probably we think, you know, it's got it's got that hole in it

but

I think that that can be fixed

Even if they epoxy it

Something something can be done. Like I'm sure they'll do what they did with that other block cut a chunk out of it

Well to chunk in it hone it out, but

yeah, um

Anyways, I I was just kind of curious

I'm sure we would have man. Just because we're dumb, but yeah

It's just another thing that Brandon is good for us for yeah the voice of reason. Well, he's he's keeps a cool head and he's been

He's been there so many times that

He doesn't get emotionally involved

Yeah, and I think that that's the reason that he can make those right decisions

Yeah, like look how much power he pulled out against who was it stevie. Yeah, we went to 73

yep

He gambled on slowing that thing down enough where it would just go where it would just go

Yep, and even said I knew you wouldn't have to pedal it on that one. I pulled so much out of it

Yep, he did that against stevie man. Yeah

And because he knew stevie was gonna go out there and try to go to 65 and even if stevie didn't red light

We had him we beat him

Yep, because he had too much so you can say, you know that

They lost we didn't win but our win light came on the win light came on and that's all that matters

That is all that matters so

We qualified at all three races last year. We didn't qualify either the two that we went to

um

So huge improvement qualified at all three and ended the season number six number six

In a field of 80 so west buck kind of laid the statistics out. God dang. He's a talker, man

He's the kind of guy that gets you ready to run through a brick wall. That's right. That's right

Like he he is a motivational talker. Yes, what he is and he's very very good at it

So so he said something he estimates there's about 600 pro mods on planet earth

Just to qualify

I'm getting just talking about this right now. Just to qualify in this field puts you in the top

10 of all pro mods on earth

Um to win or go rounds on this would put you in the top one percent

like

Damn, you know, we we finished number six out of 80 that showed up and and ran these three races

That's um, that's really cool. It's good. It's really cool. Yeah, that's why I said whenever we left there, man

Yeah, I'm upset about how it ended

But that's just the racer in me. Yeah, like looking at it

Man, we did good. We did good looking at it

You know, if you if you can look at it from the outside looking in we shouldn't have even made it that far probably

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, not with the problems that we had and and everything that we had to overcome to do it

So and with a car that was never 100 we never lined that thing out like we thought I was literally told there and oh

We're gonna have all week. Brandon's gonna go out there. We're gonna make three four passes and we're gonna have this baby lined out

That's not the case that was not the case

So we just struggled all week and and never got a chance to scrub in tires

Luckily, Nate came through for us on that deal. I still need to pay him back for tires

So I see a lot of people in the comments going well

You went faster

Before you, you know, you screwed up here. Well, we went faster one out of 10 times

Like in really good air on a really good cool track

Yes, the turbo car was faster as of right now times if we went rounds

Never at never at the world's most promote. I mean, we won our first round

at the first race

But then, you know, when the track got to 110 degrees. Yep

We didn't go down. Um

So the only person that did that in a turbo car that went rounds was louise

Hey, man, he had that baby dialed in he went 63

That right there will show that that a turbo car possibly can

You know, but I mean in the heat of the day, he was running

Bottom 60s. I mean him and steve king were going quicker in the second chance race than anybody in the main event

I know

Pretty impressive, man. I told him whenever we were done. Good job, buddy. Like he he he's

Getting a handle on that car

But you know, it's also one of those things and not because it doesn't have turbos on it now. No

No, but and not to take anything away from louise, but that is also one of those deals where

There's obviously some some luck that comes into play also like everything went his way

Nobody hung him out an extra two tenths of a second on the trans break or anything like that like

Yep, you know, you can't always bank on that and now we don't have to with the pro charger

Yep, you just roll in. Uh, I think that my lights were a little more consistently better

Um, and I'll clearly get better on that. I still find it hard to believe that I went 006 red

But

I clearly cut a better light in the left lane than I do in the right lane and I saw the light

I I felt like I leave at the same time and there's the that's the difference between 030 lights and

Going red. Yeah

I think if I get the left lane, I just need to slow it down just a little bit

Which is tough to do man. You probably do the same in both lanes and we compensate for it on the laptop

You can't change what you do from lane to lane. You know what I mean? Yeah, you need to you you need to be consistent

Every time you let go of the button. Yes. Yes. No, I can't go. Okay. I'm not going to cut such a good light here

Because then it's going to be a one something like yes, you know

So I think that if we continue at this next race to do that then if we get the left lane, we need to put 10 in the box

Yes, no, I agree for sure

um

But our next race with that car isn't until

April 17th, I believe at xrp

Um before the end we have our first race with the outlaw syndicate the small tire series that you ryan and carcenter putting on

Yes, your time is going on

to my phone, sorry

North florida motorplex

outlaw syndicate

Is it out is it out all outlaw syndicate? Yes

series

Yes, os s os s $20,000 to win. I know it's it's where you're getting that money

sponsors

From sponsors. Yep. So

I

We haven't done a great job to get everything out there guys and and I think that that's the reason we haven't seen a whole lot of

People committing to coming yet. Yeah, because they don't know what they're going to

So this is the week that we get everything out there and everything will be put out there this week

as far as

payouts per classes

What the schedule of the races will be what we're doing on fridays what we're doing on saturdays

Points all that stuff. Yeah, we have to get all of that stuff out there guys

Give us a little bit of a break. We're this is the first time we've done this. Yes

So and we're figuring things out as we go. This isn't just a single race for $20,000

This is a points championship that offers $20,000 to win at eight races across the eastern united states basically

So because it's a point series, there's a championship. Yes

The guy who wins the championship in small tire is it's

Unbelievable to be honest with you. I mean it's a championship that I would love to win the the amount of stuff

that our sponsors are giving to the championship is unbelievable and and

I'm gonna go ahead put your glasses on and put my glasses on I'm gonna read a few things

and

let me see

so we we have a

quite a few sponsors for this deal

and and a bunch of them are putting up

Not only sponsoring the race itself, but they're putting up their product for the champion of this series

So eight races

Eight races 20 grand to win every race. Yep 20 grand away. I mean that's 160,000 right there $160,000 right there

so

The championship will get whoever wins the championship will get an additional 20 grand 20 grand cash

So whoever wins the last race if they win the championship, they get $40,000 at that race

If they win that race plus the championship, they'd get 40,000. Wow. And then

This first one's huge

a Polaris razor

Like a new one like a brand. We're not digging one of ours out of storage and nope giving that thing away

Polaris is on board. Obviously karson has a few Polaris

dealerships

And Polaris has came on board with us and they're 100 giving somebody a Polaris razor

I don't have the details on what it is. It's a Polaris razor. It's a Polaris razor. Yeah, and it's free

I'm sure it's some sort of thousand. Yeah

Turbo deal. Yeah, okay. Hoosier is going to give a few sets of tires

To the small tire winner, which you know Hoosier Hoosier is a pretty big sponsor of our whole series. Yes

Pro chargers giving $2,500 gift card to anything that you want to buy through pro charger

Hey, you know refresh pro chargers, whatever. Yeah

A set of wheels from billet specialty like that's like $6,000. Wow

That's like $6,000 for the rear two, right? Yeah, I mean

$3,500 they're double B blocks for a double B lock set of rear wheels like $3,500. Yeah, okay

So I'm not going to put a price on that guys. It's a set of billet wheels from billet specialty

Man

Okay

Kicker is going to come in with a full sound system

For your razor

So whoever wins the razor it will have a kicker sound system installed on it or a system

I don't know if they're installing it or if they're going to give you the stuff

Somebody should install that before they give it to the end user. You would think so, but I don't I don't know

That's why I'm not I'm not gonna promise anything that I'm not a hundred percent sure on

ATI is given a harmonic balancer for whatever application you got right now and forced induction

The turbo guys forced induction solutions people that you have

Your turbo on your truck the fire don't the fire donk the chivalry chivalry that we have not fired up yet for the record

For you guys asking. Oh, yeah, we have fired it up and uh

They are going to do a full sponsorship for whoever wins that on whatever you want for 20 27

That's huge

That's huge. They they make really nice stuff. Yeah. Yeah, so

I mean

Tell them what you want. So 288 298. Yeah, whatever man. Whoever wins this deal

Dude, that's a lot of stuff right there. I mean

That's that's $50,000 or more

extra

I

Mean 20,000 in cash. Is that a razor?

I'm a third. He's got to be 30 grand for a new razor. I'm 30 or 40, right? It's gotta be

Gotta be I don't know. I haven't looked at brand

I don't know. I can't I'm not a brand new type cat. I can't afford brand new razor. So I don't look at

Hey, look, they're at least 20 still 20 to 25. You paid 20 to 25 for yours. I paid 30 for mine. Oh, well, there you go

Starting at 27. They're 27 grand for new ones starting. I think that's also a two door

Yeah, I don't know. This one could be a two door. I don't know

So

The razor pro r ultra edition starting at 46. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying

They're like brand new cars, you know, like even the the cheapest of the cheap like you said 27 grand

So so then you take that

Plus the 20 grand on top. There's 50 man. That's 50 right there and then

$8,000 for wheels

2,500 for

pro charger

two sets of tires or a couple sets of tires from from hoosier are

1,500 bucks. Yeah

The kicker full sound system. That's got to be

3,500 probably uh

I'm just spitballing here guys. Uh harmonic balancers. What are they they these thousand bucks?

Uh, and then the the full system from

For seduction. Yeah forced induction. I mean a set of their 98's probably 10 grand. Yeah, so you're looking at $60,000

in payouts

What are you gonna lease the og for what's that going on? I don't know. I don't know

It makes me want to get the og out and run in this series

which for the record and if you guys are are worried about ryan coming up and uh, molly wapping out

Yeah molly wapping people. Uh, he's not gonna run this class. We are gonna be in the 530 index class

That pays 5 grand to win

So, yeah, no, hey

And i'm cool with that guys come come chop my head off on the tree

You know show me that you could pedal the car on the big end better than me. Yeah

Yeah, I mean it's gonna so there's some cool classes. There's a little bit of for everyone

You know, there's the small tire deal that's you know, all the big dogs are gonna be there. Um

And and some things change guys at this first race that we're doing in fountain florida at north florida

motorplex motorplex north florida motorplex

It's the one race that I went and did with ryan last year with ryan and kai and it was it was awesome

It was it was a cool event. There was a big turnout. How many people was in that?

In the class in the small tire

I don't know dude. There was quite a there. There was quite a there's close to 20. Yeah, I thought there was 20 plus

Okay, there may be I don't remember so I just remember we went out first round

Yeah smoked the tires. Yeah, I think we lost the tires. Yeah, we did for sure. So

Um

But it was a it was a big event, but at this first one we're doing a 650 index

That's just for the first one because I guess there's a lot of 650 cars that go to that track anyway. So so we accommodated. Yeah, and uh

The next

Races races we're gonna do the the 6 6 0 and the 7 0 7 0

But there's you know, there's the index classes 5, you know all 5 30 pays 5000 to win

There's the 650 class at this first one and then 6 7 7 0 with the others

They pay a couple thousand a win, I think

Um, and then there's junior dragsters also. Yes for the kids. I don't know the ages, but you know, if you got junior dragsters

Look into it's the same rules as what everyone does and then there's also a daily driver class. It's for uh

Yeah, and billy's gonna run in that billy billy is gonna bring his twin turbo

Billy ellington our our crew guy billy my cousin billy ellington the guy who you hear scream on all the videos all the time

Yeah, just just look up any of the

the uh

The posters that they've been using him yelling. Yeah, so

Uh, and I think that's gonna be cool. He has never one time ever been down the racetrack. Nope

Nope, he has not and he's nervous which makes me nervous. Yeah

Um, so I got it pulled up here. So the 650 index pays 2000 to win

The daily holy crap daily driver pays 2000 to win. It does

Yeah, Jesus man. These people got too much money. Yeah, uh, junior dragster pays

Junior dragster pays 1500 to win. Yeah

Man, I couldn't spend 500 bucks as a kid

Oh, you could your parents will spend it for you on that junior dragster. Yeah

and then uh

5000 to win that while 530. Yep, so

Um, you can get you'd get your tickets get entered for the class or get your tickets just come

Hang out

And and I really like to go over a lot of our sponsors, but I don't want to leave anybody out

Yes, all of our sponsors will be posted up on the outlaw syndicate page

Uh, and we do have an outlaw syndicate page on instagram and on

Facebook is that just the two malady? Okay

No snapchats or anything yet, you know, not trying to slide into people's DMs just at this point

Yeah, but at some point, you know, yeah, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do to sell tickets

Yeah, um, I mean we have a pretty good list right here. I think they're here

I'm gonna look at my list why you read that and this is just some of the guys

So if if your name isn't on here and you are a sponsor of this, sorry, but you will we will uh,

Yeah, so so so our sponsors so far pro line racing

VP racing fuels quick performance expel m&m transmissions iski racing cams. Who's retire pro charger oc raw

Larry jeffers race cars nitrous express baker

american cycles that's carson

Central power systems and services robin roberts billet specialties polaris

motion raceworks forced induction solutions

kicker midwest diesel

And ati mark williams mark williams is involved with us now williams

There I think that's pretty much all of them. I think there may be

And I can't feels on there

Feels is not on here, but I know I know there feels trailer trailer is on board as well. Yeah

um

That may be it

but um

They're they're the ones who makes all this possible

um

Each one of these guys has been generous enough to come on board in one form or fashion

And uh, they're greatly appreciated. So

We're going to try to make this deal as big as possible have as much fun as we can

Uh pay out a ton of money obviously

um, let me

Tell you this and see if there's anybody on here that is not pro line vp quick performance expel m&m transmissions

Did you say them? Okay, isky. Mm-hmm. That's the exact order that I read it off with an eye

Hoosier

Pro charger oc raw larry jeffers race cars nitrous express baker

Motor group central power oc raw players billet specialties motion raceworks forced induction kicker

Okay, that's that's what you got too. Yeah. Okay. So I think uh, the the only two that I can think of

Just off the top of my head guys is fills and

Mark williams mark williams

Yes, um

But that's a that's a good list

That that is a good list of like that's the that's the that's big

We we need to talk to btr btr is very good to us and we love the guys over there and uh, we're still gonna

We've still been talking to them. Yeah, so regardless, you know, they they are gonna have so many cars on property that have their products in it

So vp is actually providing the track prep, right? Like they're like they're sending drums to each track

For us to uh, you know

Kick that drum over baby

Make them hoosier tires fucking grip a little bit more. So

What uh, what do you think's gonna win this deal?

Like what numbers? No, no like what power rider?

Is it are there any rules like it's is it just still roof and quarters? Is it dual power riders? Is it?

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I feel like it's unlimited and we're not in it. Yeah twin turbo ls

We'll win it. Yeah, no in what the small tire glass. I just said oh, but you move sand 530 class

Oh, no, you can't even

That's anything can win that. Yeah

Probably a single turbo ls

In a truck in a full-size truck

Full-size truck

I don't know. It's it's definitely going to be a good time and and i'm excited about it and I think

What is making me more excited about it is the fact that

And and this may change whenever I get to the track, but I feel like this is going to be a nice soothing relaxing for me

Yeah, i'm sure

I think I can worry about the fans you're going to work more now than you have in the last three years

That's fine though if I can just get in the car fired up go up there run my 530 class

the 55 is

Pretty easy

You know and i'm not saying that i'm not going to go out and burn it up on the first pass

But if so i'm gonna go damn. Yeah, you know and then i'm going to go out and i'm going to talk to the fans and i'm going to

Basically i'm going to be there

for the show

i'm going to put on the fan for the fans i'm going to put on for the other racers and

Just try to bounce around and make sure everything goes smooth. So everybody there to have a good time

So let's stress so so that is kind of is kind of your deal

With is is to be out there for the fans

And just make sure they have a good time. You're not necessarily there

To devote all your attention to racing like we have to do everybody else. That's right

so

So

um

Sorry, i'm looking up the tickets here

Because I don't necessarily dot com. Yeah at the folk.com. I thought I had it pulled up here, but I guess not

Outlaw syndicate so you can go to the folk.com

Search outlaw syndicate and the first one that pops up is our event for north port of motorplex

Are you good? What's wrong? No

I heard a deep sigh and then it he looks up

Yeah, how much time is that your phone dying? How much time?

Uh, it looks like 42 from here. Oh, we're just getting started. So every ticket is a pit pass, right?

Like there's no yes, okay

So kids under 12 are free kids under 12 are free. Um

What

To take yeah, yeah, no, they're free. You just pick one. Yeah, that's messed up

You would have said if I didn't say uh, I didn't even think about that. My brain doesn't even go there, man

Uh, so tickets are 25 bucks or you can get a two-day pass for 45. Yeah, save you some money there

Um, you can also pre-register your ride to to race at the float as well

Um, all the prices are on there. They vary from class to class also on this first one. Does it say it on there? They have

Tailgate parking, huh? Is that on there this first track guys is really cool. They have they have something what they call tailgate parking

You back your car truck whatever you got

Up to the fence and you can watch from your car. Oh, is that the all weekend trackside parking?

Back your back your truck up to the fence and tailgate. Hey, look

They missed out on that. I they should have called that tailgate parking. They should have

But anyways, they've got uh motor. I believe you could plug in there's parking for RV parking and all that

Yeah, dry camping for RVs and trailers. Dude. This is a really cool track

It was the layout of it was really cool

Uh, they were worried about us going faster last year

But well, they had talked about us

Bringing our big tire stuff there and that's what they were worried about. Yeah

They can't make this track any longer because there's a river or creek or something there

Basically, man, they just need to put like a generally ramp at the end of it. Yeah, if anything happens, you know

Get off the brakes get off the brakes and get back on the throttle. Yeah

Now it was a cool track. I enjoyed being there. Um, I can't wait to go back

And and just see what's all about. It seems like the track does a really good job of promoting whatever race they're gonna have there. So

um

I I kind of expect a pretty good turnout

Honestly, so it seemed like there's a really good really good racing community there

Yes, a lot of race fans. So I think it'll be a good place to kick this bit off everywhere around there and and

We're gonna we say everywhere around there. This place is in the middle of nowhere

I was looking for air bmbs and damn last year. We had to stay in a Panama city beach like an hour away from everywhere

Yes, you know where I'm gonna be staying at the track at the track in my total

So I did find an air bmb like 10 miles away. That's not bad. That's not bad

But uh at some point this week ben is gonna drive down there and he's gonna start putting some fliers out and things

Hitting up the old poster boards and bulletin boards and stuff. Yeah

Hell yeah

Yeah, I think it's gonna be a good time, man

so

You nor ryan are racing like the og or the fireball in a small tire class

So you're gonna race the 55 and outlaw 5 30. Yep

Is he doing 5 32? He is and he's gonna race the champagne car that he hasn't even went out and tested. I don't believe

perfect

um

Is he bringing anything else?

Isn't ricky gonna run something he talked about ricky running his f-body which the red one

I don't know that anybody has even seen that car that he's I love that car dude. He's had that car for how many years now

Uh, three or four dude. That thing is beautiful. It's like everything else. I pulled into his house last night

And I saw the champagne car and I just god dang. That's a good-looking car. Yeah

Was that billet lt motor? Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna get mad, but it don't let him lie to you guys that thing's got a billet

It's it's basically the same thing that was in the nova for a couple years

Yeah, lt instead of a four six four space small. That's cool. I think is it an lt

Uh, I think I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it's a lt. Really injection and everything

I could I could be wrong about that man. I gotta go that time it is and I've drank a lot this one

so

This series man is is is out for the the people like

And I'm sorry if you're a fast small tire guy and I don't mention you here

But off the top of my head man the hit man people the bear trap dude

Oh, yeah, kasey max

the uh boost 12 the boost 12 the brand and morgue the uh stoo

kasey max

Yeah, the kasey max uh

billy huskinson

luminosity

Yeah, yeah

Luminosity, you know all those guys. Yeah, I'm sure I forgot scott taylor scott taylor

For you not to come to these

It's 20 000 dollars to win unbelievable for you not to follow this around and get that stuff

Trying to think man like most everyone that's fast is definitely on that side of the country. Yeah

I'm pretty sure boost 12 brand and morgue. I mean they're from all those guys

But I think that they're they're they are already planning on coming

I don't I don't know this for sure guys, but I I believe so and why would they not a beater bomb

You know his car is a paro. I don't know

I don't I don't think he likes to race that kind of stuff anymore. He just likes to get fucked up by those f150s in florida

ah

That sucks. Come on joey get it together, man

Uh, who else there's a lot of fast tire guys out there, man. There there is. I mean, what's cold pez in that cold

Uh bill boots. What's the uh, like this is this is like all these guys that you just seen down there at the winter series

Every one of those cars should be entered

At these races and it's 20 000 dollars to win. Isn't that what they were racing for there? Was it 40?

I don't know

The the gunmetal gray first. Oh, uh, are we are we gonna have the lights on?

Huh, I hope so the board's no time. I don't know gay. It is I agree

The uh that first gen gunmetal gray chimera with the black. Yeah, the guy who just won

Is that the one the one that was uh, uh, what's the guy? Who's the guy that

Fucked you up in the 530. Oh

Andy will it be? Yeah, I'm sure he'll be there. He should be there. He'll you'll probably be in five

That car's fast

Hey, and it's so uh, he can use it for everything man. It is multi-purpose

He doesn't even have to change anything to run the little games his class

He could just bring it back up there for the I think what he does is he takes all the timing retards out of it

off the button

Let's it spin the tires and then just match it and it goes five three 180 pedals at one time and it sticks it again

Yeah, yeah twisted metal car. Yeah, yeah, no, dude

There's a there's a ton of cars that could come down here and race and have a cow cannon

In fact, I think cow cannon is gonna be at him. Really? Yeah, that'll be cool. Yeah, I like

I hope they get his uh firebird done. I like that guy man. Last time I was there. It was yeah

Man, why don't they get that thing done?

It's not from lack of payment. It is not that dude has most of the money. He does. He does

He does

He's a good dude man. I like him. He is. Um, yeah, there's there's tons of more small-fire guys if sorry if we didn't mention you

But you know, yeah, Billy has I know he doesn't have his Camaro back together yet

But man, he's been with the motor the motor

Uh, but I know he's been kicking ass. He won a race last weekend

Yeah, with the with the Nova. Yeah, it's cool. Nova. Yeah

So

Other than that, there's I mean, there's so many fast, small kind of cars out there right now and frankenstein

Yeah, yeah, I forgot about them. I mean any of the rest of brother's cars. Yeah. Yep. They got the orange

or the orange Corvette, uh, the

The 69 Camaro with the vinyl top that used to be theirs that they sold to one of their customers. Yep

All of those cars should go and charlie brown charlie brown

Yeah, there's so many fast, small tire cars. No, there is and they could all have a chance

A picture of charlie brown just yesterday

I think that the 10 soldiers posted up and it had the the pro charger back on it put the pro charger back on it

And I love

Love how they cut out the stock front bumper for the pro charger. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then they've got it doesn't have zoomies

I hate the zoomie horns, man. I hate but it's got the hate on you do

I hate them. That's the same thing that larry had on his uh, what the four like the one that what's his name had on the

Nova the gucci nova, I like that. Yeah, I don't

Hate them, dude. If you're gonna have different these are these are out the they're in the shape of a bullhorn

But they're zoomies. It's pretty cool. It's for gucci nova had it right. Yes, uh, yeah, larry larson had it on his car

Yeah, um, yeah, larry larson should come to this hate it. I don't love it, but

It's different. Yeah, you know different doesn't always be cool

But I like it in the front of the tire instead of behind the tire

Was he just driving that corvette at garner series? Yes. Yes, because that's that's brian tully's corvette. Yeah, it is

That's btr's

So lots lots and lots of fast cars

Yes, they should all show up for a chance to win 20 grand and a points championship. Yep worth a lot

That's some big names. We just named. Yeah

We should reach out and see if they're coming

Well, I heard that we're gonna make a post and ask who all's coming, but I don't know we should

We did we did this morning. We should contact all the triangle speed car. Oh, yeah triangle speed car

Truly scott's coming to some of them, right? I don't know

no

I guess his car's probably gonna be on big tires for the nhre deal

Oh, I was talking about even john doe

Oh

Yeah, john doe's fast too. John doe went to what the semifinals at that race

And no, he went to the finals and he lost a bear. No, what?

Try to think of uh, what beach been he went pretty far. Oh, I said the finals

He won. Yeah, he won. He did win. Okay, and that was in john doe, right? Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, because he lost. I think he beat bear trap. He beat bear trap

I know last time I talked to the bear trap people they said that they were gonna follow her series

But that's been a while. Yeah, but then oh, I'm sorry the blackjack car the blackjack cars fast

They literally said they're gonna miss the first race, but they'd be at all the others

so

I know

That that car's fast. Yeah, lots of fast cars

So, you know and and this is like all these races are kind of happening in

um

I don't know. I would kind of consider it

Racing country. I mean, let's let's let's be real man

Most of most of the there's tracks everywhere over there and they race every weekend. They're open all week like

There's there's just a lot of how the racing happens over in that area

Um, so are there like if this if this whole deal goes good this year is there plans to expand because obviously we get a lot of

You know, well a lot of people are upset because there's nothing in oklahoma

There's nothing on the west coast, but there's never anything on the west coast because

Too much of a pain in the ass to do anything in california. Yeah

Um, I I assume yes like we talked about making it even bigger next year

But obviously we got to make sure that we got the money to cover this year. Yeah

Yeah, so we need people to show up. Yes always need people to show up. Yeah, okay, right enough

Um, what else on that deal? Is there anything that we need to cover?

I think it's some of them deals where we may change some stuff as we go

Uh, we had talked about maybe doing some burnout events and and some, you know, just some other stuff like that, but

Nothing nothing is set in stone yet. Yeah

Yeah, I believe that

Yeah, yeah

Um, let's see. I'm trying to think if there's anything else we should cover on that

I think we've pretty much covered. I mean the the payouts alone

ought to be enough to

Yeah to fill up the the class so

Yep

I mean small tire guys are always looking for somewhere to go

Yes, and this will be

Will be prepped. It's not a no prep deal. It is not a no prep. So

But it's also not glued to the world. Yeah, so I don't think it's gonna be a radial track

And some of these tracks are 100% gonna be better than others. Some of the tracks are just better than others

Yeah, some tracks. I I've never been to all these tracks. So I don't know you're gonna get some good tracks

You're gonna get some smooth surfaces and then we're gonna have some tracks that probably got some bumps in them

That's just part of it

Yep, so I mean we've been to some major major huge facilities that have bumps in them

Bristol it's just part of it Bristol and the old right lane right right lanes worse than the left

Man, one of my one of my favorite stories a lot of my favorite stories come from chris bill

Yep, but um one of my favorites is he actually developed his shock package for bristol

Based on the street based on the street like that's how he figured out how to navigate the bump

At bristol was from racing at okina and that's why he wanted to come out with us at first

We thought he's just he's out here helping us man. He's out there learning is what he was doing

He was and he did it. He did. Yep. Yeah

Very cool. Smart dude, man. Smart dude

So

Yep

What else? Um, well

Notice your little tender sitting down and standing up there. I am sitting down and standing up is really hard for me right now

What happened?

Well

I'm an old man

And uh, I got a vasectomy this week

and

What do you get a vasectomy for if you're so old? Well, I

I ain't trying to have no kids. They still swim. I guess. Oh, I guess so

Allegedly, you know, so

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It's it's that's a weird story. Look guys, there's probably gonna be upset air's probably gonna be all really all right

She might be I don't know but this whatever

She did this to me. This is the craziest thing

It

The whole thing is is is wildly outlandish, but

John got a vasectomy this week as he just said. Yes. Did you go to a doctor's office to get it?

I didn't I didn't I never visited a doctor's office got the whole deal done never visited a doctor's office. So

There's there's this

you know

The medical field has you know made leaps and bounds. Yeah, you know

I don't know when it made this leap and bound, but sounds like a couple years ago. Yeah, so

the guy

We did a video chat and talked to him and did you have to show him what he was working with us? No, no, okay

No, he's seen it all. Okay, you know, so

What what what this deal is is this called snip trip?

And I'll be honest with you the first time I got this

It was the day before valentine's day. Uh-huh and it says 10 a.m

February 14th, and I see this message and I'm great

So I have a vasectomy done on valentine's day. What is wrong with her? He was so upset

I it ruined his day for a solid three hours

It did and then erin comes in and she's like what's wrong with you and I'm like really on valentine's day

That's when this is gonna happen. You know and she goes

That's when you talk to the doctor. No that has nothing to do with

The day that it's getting done. I was like, okay, and I've told her for a couple of years

That uh that I'd get this done. Yeah, uh

I don't believe

Well, I don't know I'm not a doctor but her doctor does not believe that anybody should be on

birth control for 20 years and she has been and

I I guess it's messing with her hormones as she gets older, you know, you know the girls in their homes, man

You know gotta deal with it. I guess but

For her to feel better. I got this done

I did all this for her. Yeah, you know, yeah, they're like taking a shot to the nuts man. So yeah

Two shots to the nuts. Yeah

Once I got it worse than the other though. So anyways

snip trips

this doctor

First off legit doctor

This guy's been doing this for years at a doctor's office at a doctor's office. He's been doing it for years

We started this on his own deal where he went out and bought a sprinter van and turned it into his mobile office

Hold on

You you got in a van I got in a sprinter van with a dude you've never met dude

I never met with a scalpel and a needle. Yes

Yeah, that's exactly what happened around your genitals. That is yes. It was all over them just all over them

So and this was Aaron's idea it was so and anybody that knows Aaron knows that she researches everything really good

and this doctor's supposed to be one of the best and

The only difference is and she even said which fair enough man. She said I was never going to get you to a doctor's office

I said that's fair. Yeah

So

What happens is

An hour before he shows up to your house you take a full bar zany man, which you know, I already got a pretty good tolerance to those

so

I take this full bar

At seven o'clock at night so that you could just go right to bed as soon as he's done. Yeah

He knocks on the door

I was hey, buddy. How you doing first time I've ever met him, you know

And he's like you ready and I was man as ready as I'm ever going to be

So I literally follow him out to his van. It's a nice little van

Did he have candy for you? No, he did not, you know, and I from what I understand

He takes off the stickers that say spay and neuter your your your animals beforehand. Yeah, that way your neighbors don't

Yeah, it's very discreet. I get in this van and he's got the thunder game playing in the background big tv

That's as as wide as the van. Yeah, you know

And I don't know I guess the

I took a gummy too, you know, so

I wasn't nervous at all

You know, and I sat there and he's like, all right, man get undressed

And I was like like full right on it. I had my shirt on still

So I get undressed. He's like here put this around you, you know and

Boy, he didn't have no problem and he went right to work man. He grabbed my old junk and

and I went

You know and I told him I said look, I'm gonna be honest with you, man

You're the first dude that's ever touched me, you know, and he goes well

I must be some kind of tramp then because you're the tenth person dude. I've touched today

And you know, we laughed about it for a minute, man. Hey, and he went right to work, man, and uh

I literally looked down and watched him for a little while. Oh, I can do that. There's a lot of blood

There's a lot of blood. There's a lot of blood down there was there was a lot of blood, you know and uh

It was legitimately 20 minutes. There's a 20 minute deal. He said, uh

You're gonna feel a little poke and then you're gonna feel a burn after that

You won't feel anything and man, he was right, you know, he

Stabs the old first one in and I whoo, you know, and then you could feel it burn as it's going in

and then

Nothing after that after that you just feel a little bit of tugging a little bit of pulling

And could you hear the oh, yeah

You hear it, you know and then like literally 10 minutes later

He goes, all right, I'm done with the first side and the first side man. I feel like that went off great

Yeah, second side though. You have a little trouble man. I I don't think he had any trouble, but I'm having some trouble so

Obviously ice is your friend, you know, so I've been icing them every night. I go to bed with an ice pack on

And everything's fine. Well into day three day four man things really start hurting and they say

Get some tight underwear. Uh-huh

Hold your boys up in there. You know, yeah with some tight underwear. Yeah, and uh

so I I did that and

The transition from standing up to sitting down or from sitting down to standing up takes a minute it hurts

and

And once you get past that it's not that bad if I'm sitting down like right now don't even feel not a big deal at all

so

I'm into today's day six

About day three

man

Just one side really started hurting

The old left side started hurting and the right side

I got to go it's healed everything's fine

Well anyways, they started turning black

and everything down there is black, you know, which

Man

Which Aaron may not be upset about yeah, but

Have you saw this one about that? Well, she started looking it up last night and and this guy

Her search history is wild. Yeah. Yeah. This guy gets on there and says man day five was the worst day for me

Day five was probably my worst day too, man because

It had been a couple of days since I used any ice because I thought man

I'm on the downhill side of this man. We're we're good. Yeah, and then boom

And just black and hurting and swollen

And so I started putting ice on it again

And then this guy literally said, you know day five was the worst one for me and

Talking about bruised all up and yeah, I know it's all bruised up and

They say, you know about a week to heal. So today's day six

And I'm feeling better, but

Man just black bruised up black

hurts man

Damn, I know I don't feel any different. Everything feels the same. Yeah, so

Man, so a dude came to your house. Yep in a van

Yep, and gave you a vasectomy and this was your wife of 20 years idea. Yep

It's just wild to me that it was a really really good payout on me if something happens

Yeah, no, we're watching this pretty closely as this unfolds. It's just it's wild to me that this was Aaron's idea

I think that's what gets me the most

But I also understand how she was never going to get you to doctor's office

And the doctor even told me look man, this is the best thing I've ever done

You know if he did 11 that day and honestly guys if you want it done

man

It seems very reasonable do the other the other going to the doctor

But I'd say that this was the easiest possible thing that you could do if you if you gotta have this done

You know like you don't have to worry about nothing. He comes to your place

And just done. You don't have to go to the doctor. Did he put gloves on?

Oh, yeah, okay. He's a legit doctor. Okay, you know, I wasn't worried about that part

It wasn't like skin to skin. No, no, you know, I've made it a little worse. Yeah, but

Man, 1100 bucks

That's that's pretty good. You know, no insurance. No nothing

100 bucks

You want it done? I mean and he even told me I talked to him about it. He said man

COVID is what made me really think about making this deal happen. Yeah, and he said when COVID hit

Everything kind of got online. You do everything, you know people's delivering your groceries nowadays people are delivering everything to you

And I started talking to somebody man. What if I just outfitted a van as an office?

You know, and he goes best decision. I've ever made man. He goes, you know what?

I've never even been out here. I've lived in Oklahoma City. My whole life never been to union city

He goes, I get to see things now, man. I don't just go to the doctor's office every day

I drive around all day. Yeah, you know and do the same work

You know, he said it's the best thing I've ever done

And he said word of mouth has been my best. He goes, I don't even really advertise

He said and I am booked up

That's that's pretty cool. I mean if he did 10 that day, he made $11,000. Yep that day in a day

It's not too bad. Nope in a week. He could pay for that sprinter van. Yeah

I bet that thing's paid for

So, you know, if you're if you're looking into it, man

Yeah, look at that like even monkey was like, hey man, think I have that done

Monkey and then there was someone else in the group. Wasn't it?

Preston yeah, yeah, he probably don't want to have it done though. He probably just looking into it

Probably he just wants the dude to come out and yeah

Play with his nuts

Yeah

Yeah, so oh man, you know, that's uh, I'm really hoping that I'm on the downhill slide now

It kind of sounds like it the the whole bruising thing seems kind of weird. It's just one side though. It's weird

Got to be probably should reach out to me. I got his text message. She's been texting me. You know, I told him

I don't know whether or not, you know, I should expect a

Like a Christmas card from you. Yeah, or what but

huh

That's a crazy mobile vasectomy. Yeah, me and him definitely have that lifelong bond now

Yeah, I mean you got to I know you got to I know

He was your first he was

He was I was not his though. No, no, I'm just another dude to him

Just another notch on the old belt. That's right. Huh, that's right, but I'll remember him forever. His name was Mike

Yeah, an old Mike. Oh Mike

Crazy stuff crazy world we live in. I know I know

Don't even have to go to the doctor. No

It comes to you. That's handy though. It was handy like I don't know that I would change anything

If you're gonna have this procedure done, I feel like this is as rock solid as it gets

Yeah, you don't have to very simple. I mean even discreet

He said it doesn't have anything on the side of the van so that your neighbors won't know and I'm like

I wouldn't care if my neighbors knew I don't have any neighbors

But like literally here we are talking about this on a podcast at least 10 people are gonna hear at least 10 maybe 15

Are gonna hear I know

And it's it's not even a big deal to me. I don't I don't care. It's liable to be a big deal there

Yeah, I mean my parents don't know my dad knows about it. I told him. Oh your mom's gonna trip out

Hey

She's gonna hear about it

She's one of the 10 people that that oh for sure for sure. You know sure. She's in the comments right now

Yeah

My mom's gonna call me. Was that true? Yeah, no, it was true. It was true mom. It is true

Very very true. I took a picture of the sprinter van when it pulled me in

Every time I see a sprinter van now, I go, yeah

Yeah, that's right. It parked at somebody's house. Yeah, I know what they're doing, man

So

Yeah, it was you know, I wouldn't say it was a good time, but it's but it's better

It's got to be better than going into the doctor's office going up to the tip floor

Well, then you got to have someone to take you home

Yeah, you got to you know, you got to walk out of the doctor's office getting your car drive

You know, you're about here in the middle of nowhere. So you got to drive 30 miles home

You know, there you just walk back in back in man. I was already kind of out of it. You ever calling me

I

Don't even know that I don't know not not really. Yeah told you it was done, dude. Yeah, we were working on the f-150

You were all

Oh, yeah, no, I was pretty messed up. I remember that and then boom. I went to sleep got a good night's sleep. Yeah, so

Yeah, I'm in a full bar. I ain't nothing to play with. Yeah, plus my gummies. Yeah

Watch a little bit of youtube

Crazy crazy stuff, man. What a time to be alive. Yeah

Huh anything else we need to talk about

I mean, I think we pretty much covered everything that's going on here. Um

You know, obviously world series of pro mod is over winter series is over

Uh gearing up for outlaw syndicate our eight race series there

20 000 the win at each race over 50 000 for the championship

And then obviously we're gonna get blue ready for the midwest drag racing series. There's is there eight races there?

I think yes. Yes eight races there that we intend to do very well at

Dad has painted the mpk car, which is now known as the nhra car the nhra car. Oh yeah, the nhra Jesus, man

Yeah, it makes me sick every time I look at my calendar. We're going for nine weeks in a row at one point

Yeah

So we come home because there's a couple of local like texas races like yeah in their tulsa races, but nine weeks

Yeah nine weeks on the road car looks really good

But I don't think there's anything else that we need to talk about that we won't show

On actual youtube videos. Yeah, you know, we still have the youtube channel that we put videos out on at least once

Yeah, I'm getting aiden's blazer ready for burnouts. We are the big magnificent on it the other day

Yep, we are

Uh today we're gonna mess with the bronco

Justin from ramjack bronco

Then at some point we'll go pick up the

The nhra nova the nhra nova. Yeah, we don't have a motor for it

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Yeah, that's gonna it's gonna

It's gonna hit us quick and we're gonna run out of things to do at some point we have to

We're not gonna run out of things to do we're gonna run out of time to do the things to do it

Especially whenever it comes down to we have not even unloaded the rig yet

And the the back door is gonna be an issue. No, there's still that too

The cylinder door, but the back door on the trailer. Yeah

The cylinder is leaking again if y'all remember last year at the winter series

We got there and couldn't get the car unloaded because the cylinder was leaking. Yeah, and uh, so that's the thing again

We had tanner then too

Yeah

So now we got to get that cylinder out because I think the whole ram

Like the seals leaking. I think so, but we at least got to get in there and see it would be nice if it was just a hose

But I don't know we got to get in there and see it looks like if it is a hose it ain't the one that tanner fixed

It's coming from up

Which there's a hose on each side of it because that's uh

Both way ram. Yeah, that's a dual bypass ram or I don't know what they're called. Yeah, I don't know

It's it's leaking. It's leaking. It's leaking. Yeah, it's got some fluid coming out of it

So that's about as much as we know about them. Yeah, that's pretty much it. So at some point there's nobody out there that

Is anywhere close to us that would specialize in this doesn't seem like anybody even wants to work on those trailers

Somebody told us one time that

Ain't nobody gonna work on that man. You gotta do it yourself. That's right

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