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Pattering on with Bill Helmes Part 8

Pattering on with Bill Helmes Part 8

Porsche Patter Jul 02, 2026 24 min
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Bracken Helms sits down with his father, Bill Helms, to discuss the nuances of buying and owning classic air-cooled Porsches. Bill shares expert advice on why high-mileage, regularly driven Porsches are often more reliable than low-mileage "garage queens" that have sat idle. They dive into what made the 1978 to 1989 Porsche 911 SC and Carrera models so legendary, highlighting their uncompromising build quality. Bill also shares a classic story of a Corvette owner's shocking realization after test-driving a 911 for the first time.

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Bill Helms

"Okay, here's another pattering on with my dad, Bill Helms. All right. I don't know if I just have bad luck or this is just the way things are."

The father of the show's host, who has spent his life working with, buying, and selling classic Porsche sports cars and has a wealth of knowledge about them.

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Car

Porsche 911

"...ly hasn't been wrecked and you don't buy an older 911. We're talking air-cooled."

The Porsche 911 is a famous sports car from Germany known for its distinctive shape and having its engine in the very back. Older versions made before 1998 are called 'air-cooled' because they cooled their engines using airflow rather than liquid radiator fluid. People love them today because they are rare, classic, and offer a very direct, old-school driving feel.

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air-cooled

"We're talking air-cooled. I'm talking air-cooled now. You don't buy an old 911 without taking it to a good mechanic you trust."

An older type of engine design that doesn't use liquid radiator fluid (antifreeze) to stay cool. Instead, it uses a large fan and flowing air to keep the engine from overheating, which gives these cars a very distinct, mechanical sound.

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Pre-Purchase Inspection (PPI)

"You don't buy an old 911 without taking it to a good mechanic you trust. You've got to know what you're getting into when you buy the car."

Having a professional mechanic look over a used car before you buy it to make sure there are no hidden problems or expensive repairs waiting for you.

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Car

Porsche 911 Carrera 2S (993)

"I've had people put away like a 98 2S and it's got 480 miles on it and they're going to finally fire that car up. And it's probably going to have a bunch of oil leaks and some brake issues and all that kind of stuff."

A very rare and highly sought-after version of the Porsche 911 from 1998, which was the last year Porsche made cars with air-cooled engines. It has a wider, more aggressive body shape but uses a standard non-turbocharged engine.

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Porsche 928

"I just was involved in a 79-928 and the car had 5700 miles on it. One owner, legitimate car. A guy bought new black 5-speed with the cloth interior."

A luxury sports car Porsche made with the engine in the front instead of the back, powered by a big V8 engine. It was meant to be more comfortable and modern than the 911, though it never quite replaced it.

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Porsche 911 Turbo (996)

"Now that the cars are more comfortable, like there's that guy with the 996 turbo and I think it's got like a million miles on it. And they're asking, well, how did you do it? And he's just, I just drive the car."

A high-performance, all-wheel-drive version of the Porsche 911 from the early 2000s. It uses a special, race-proven engine that is incredibly tough and can easily handle high mileage.

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Porsche 911 SC

"I've had the SC up in a garage for five or six months and the battery went dead. So it wasn't able to even start it. And I went up there, my friend, we jumped it, we started it and it was running fine."

A classic version of the Porsche 911 built in the late 1970s and early 1980s. It is famous for being incredibly reliable, tough, and the car that saved the 911 from being replaced by other models.

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Chevrolet Corvette (C4)

"But I remember being really little and you had a brand new C4 Corvette. It was white and it must have been one of the last C4s. If we're talking timeline, like it was damn near C5."

An American sports car from the 1980s and 1990s. It was fast and looked futuristic at the time, but the interior plastics and ride comfort were often considered cheap and harsh compared to Porsches.

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Toyota Supra (A80)

"And then even later on when you had that 90 whatever that that super like that twin turbo, the, I don't know what generation it is, but the one with the big wing like 94, 95, 96, I don't know, you know, with the big wing, it was crazy. And like my friends wanted to ride in it... But then I started talking about that Supra that your friend in Southern Utah had."

A famous Japanese sports car from the 1990s, best known for its large rear wing and an incredibly strong engine that tuners could easily modify to produce massive amounts of power.

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Michael Willhoit

"And if Michael Will, Hoyter, Terry Keele or whoever did not have the car, they knew of one. So you got the word out that way and then they would call you back and everybody makes a little bit of money."

A well-known car dealer in the Porsche community who is famous for finding and selling incredibly clean, rare, and low-mileage classic Porsches.

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BMW Series Bmw

"Yeah, they have gotten expensive, but you know, back in the day, you could buy a seven series BMW or the big Mercedes or Lexus and you wouldn't lose a lot of money. I do not sell those cars anymore. I lease them because you take such a terrible hit, say on a seven series BMW..."

BMW's largest and most expensive luxury sedan, packed with high-tech features and comfortable seats. While great to drive new, they lose their value extremely quickly because they are expensive to fix as they age.

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depreciation

"And I lease all those cars now because we do the numbers and the resale value is so horrible on the cars because you got nowhere to go. You buy a car for 125 grand that's worth 60 four years later. It's just insane. We're 125 car and bring 95 back in the day. But they don't. You just you can't you can't do it. You can't they just drop like a rock."

The amount of money a car loses in value as it gets older and gets driven more. Most luxury cars lose their value very quickly, meaning they are worth much less just a few years after being bought new.

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Company

Ken Garff Automotive Group

"When I got in the business, there was one car lot that owned two franchises and that was Ken Garf in Salt Lake, which they're pretty big now. They've obviously expanded and they had four or five like Volvo and Mercedes and Rolls Royce and Ferrari."

A very large company that owns many car dealerships across Utah and other states, starting out as a small family business in the 1930s.

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