Tim Ashworth | Inside the Metro Barn: VP500, Opaline S, Press Car HLS & the Van That Never Was
About this episode
Rare Metro variants, badge-engineering confusion, and provenance stories take center stage, from an Austin Metro HLS with a rare steel sunroof to a pre-production GJW press car and a VP500 built to celebrate the 500,000th Metro. The hosts decode trim labels like “HL/Highline,” compare manual vs automatic, and dig into export/re-import and RHD conversion. Between collector-value debates, exhaust and gearbox talk, and a “van that never was” build, the episode balances documentation, restoration economics, and what actually makes these cars fun.
The Old Car Lady heads to Tim Ashworth of Stockley Classics for a barn tour. Six Metros, all rare, all significant, all in various states of readiness. Tim walks Sam through each one: what it is, why it matters and whether the maths will ever add up.
A one-of-six VP500 with the certificate and the champagne long since drunk. A reimported opaline S with its original 1982 invoice. The 200th GJW press car in vermilion. A Kawasaki green go-kart with Type R seats and a bored-out engine. And the Metro van BL should have built but never did.
Featured StoriesThe VP500: One of Six Left: Built to celebrate the 500,000th Metro. All black, gold stripe, pepperpots, full leather and a bottle of champagne on delivery. Five hundred built. Six remain. Tim has the certificate and plans to restore it next. Sold with a fresh bottle.
The Opaline S: A Left-to-Right Reimport: Bought new in Belgium in 1982, converted to right-hand drive and sold back into the UK by an official importer. One owner from new. Original purchase invoice: £3,996. Steel sunroof, beige cloth instead of the standard strobe upholstery, 40-odd thousand miles, garaged all its life. A true garage find.
GJW 200: The 200th Press Car: W-reg, vermilion, number 200 of the 200 GJW press cars. Tim is appealing for anyone with BL archive material from the early 80s to get in touch.
Kermit: The Kawasaki Green Go-Kart: Started as a 998cc Metro L, bought on eBay, collected down the M6 on a jerry can. Now running a bored-out engine, Type R seats, no rear seats, carbon bonnet and a side exhaust. Sam has asked for a track day at Oulton Park. They are doing it.
The Van That Never Was: Ex-Midlands Electricity Board 998cc Metro van, now running an MG Metro turbo engine, MG body kit, turbo alloys, pearl white with full colour coding. Tim’s version of the MG Metro van Austin Rover never built. It always gets attention at shows. It will start first time.
A Nod To
Tim Ashworth at stockleyclassics.com. Appeal for BL press archive photos of GJW cars. Red MG Metro turbo Mark 2 coming to Stockley Classics soon. Oulton Park track day in Kermit: stay tuned.
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wire edge
"But this one, you'll see, is a wire edge. Yeah."
“Wire edge” is a particular look/trim detail on the car. The host is using it like a fingerprint to tell which version of the car it is.
“Wire edge” refers to a specific trim/finish detail on the car’s bodywork or grille area, used as a visual clue for identifying the correct version. Here, the speaker points it out as a distinguishing feature of the car they’re inspecting.
MG Metro
"That's after the introduction of the MG Metro. The MG Metro took over from the original 1300S. You know, I get really confused with the badge engineering participation at the time."
The MG Metro is a sportier version of the Austin Metro, sold with an MG badge. The host is using it to explain how the newer model replaced the earlier one.
The MG Metro is the performance-oriented variant of the Austin Metro, using the MG badge. In this segment, it’s described as taking over from the earlier 1300S/Mark I Matro/Metro lineage, which is key to understanding how the badges and models evolved.
Austin Metro
"Is this an Austin Metro? Is this an MG Metro? This is this an Austin Metro."
The Austin Metro is the standard version of the Metro. The host is saying this specific car is an Austin Metro, before it was replaced by the MG-badged version.
The Austin Metro is the base model line that the MG Metro is derived from (MG is essentially the performance/badge variant). Here, the speaker clarifies that the car they’re looking at is an Austin Metro and that it was later superseded by the MG Metro.
MG 1300S
"This one is a 1300S. The interesting thing about this one is that back in the 80s, it was cheaper to bring cars in from abroad, from Europe, than it was to buy in the UK."
The MG 1300S is a specific MG version from the S-series family. Here, the big points are that it’s a 1.3-liter model and that the speaker is comparing what the original cars were supposed to look like inside versus what this one has.
The MG 1300S is an MG S-series variant powered by a 1.3-liter engine, and this episode focuses on its period-correct interior and export history. The speaker notes that the original 1300S cars had specific upholstery requirements, and that this particular car is described as having a standard beige cloth interior.
right hand drive
"This Metro went abroad first, normally to Belgium or France, and then they were re-imported, converted to right-hand drive, and this is one of these."
Right-hand drive means the steering wheel is on the right side of the car. The speaker is saying the car was brought back from abroad and then modified so it could be driven like a UK car.
Right-hand drive (RHD) means the driver sits on the right side of the car, which is common in the UK and several other countries. This episode says the car was re-imported and converted to right-hand drive, which is a major change because it affects steering, pedals, and sometimes wiring and body components.
left-to-right
"Sowe get lotsofleft-to-righty with E-types and Asters. I've never seen a left-to-right costing."
“Left-to-right” here is a quick way of talking about which side the driver’s controls are on. The speaker is basically comparing the setup of different cars when they’re configured for different countries.
“Left-to-right” is shorthand for the visual layout of a car’s steering and controls when viewed from the driver’s perspective—essentially contrasting left-hand drive versus right-hand drive cars. In this episode, the speaker is using it to compare how these cars look and how they’re set up, especially when paired with E-types and Asters.
opaline
"This is one of those and it's opaline, is this light green colour? No, it hasn't got the traditional Supholstery."
Opaline is a named paint color. In this episode, it’s how the speaker identifies the car’s light green exterior color.
Opaline is a specific paint color name used for certain classic cars, often described as a light green shade with a distinctive hue. The episode uses it to identify the car’s exterior color and then contrasts it with what the speaker expects from the “traditional” interior color pairing.
upholstery
"No, it hasn't got the traditional Supholstery. The original S's, 1300S's, have strobe upholstery."
Upholstery refers to the interior trim materials—like seats and door panels—rather than the car’s mechanical parts. The speaker emphasizes that original 1300S cars had specific upholstery expectations, and that this car’s interior differs (beige cloth versus the traditional setup).
beige cloth interior
"This one’s got standard beige cloth interior. Has it been replaced? No, it was like that from New."
This just means the inside of the car uses light beige fabric seats and trim. The speaker is using it to judge whether the car still matches what the original 1300S would have had.
A beige cloth interior describes the car’s factory-style cabin trim using cloth upholstery in a light beige color. In this episode, it’s used as evidence for how the car differs from the “original” 1300S upholstery spec, and whether it was altered after import.
one owner
"Oneownerfromyou. And I've got the original purchase invoice..."
A “one-owner” car means it was owned by just one person. People like that because it usually means the car’s history is simpler and it may have been looked after.
A “one-owner” car is a vehicle that has had only a single registered owner since new. Enthusiasts often value this because it can suggest consistent care and fewer unknown modifications.
original purchase invoice
"And I've got the original purchase invoice, and I bought it from the family of the chappie..."
The original purchase invoice is the paperwork from when the car was bought. It can show what the car was ordered with and helps prove the car’s history.
An original purchase invoice is the dealer’s paperwork showing what the car cost and what it was ordered with. In collector circles, it helps verify the car’s specification and provenance (its documented history).
rare steel sunroof
"...it has got a very rare steel sunroof there."
A “rare steel sunroof” means the car has a metal sunroof, not just a basic opening. The host is saying this particular sunroof setup is unusual for this model.
A “rare steel sunroof” refers to a factory-style roof opening made with metal components (as opposed to a lighter glass/aftermarket setup). The host is highlighting it as an uncommon configuration for this car.
factory sunroof
"So traditionally we call those the Austinsieve with the factory sunroof. But this one obviously has lived inside all the time."
A “factory sunroof” means it was built into the car from the start, not added later. Collectors usually prefer this because it’s more original.
A “factory sunroof” is a sunroof installed by the manufacturer (or to manufacturer specification), rather than added later by an owner or aftermarket shop. This matters to collectors because it’s more likely to match the original design and trim.
Mark I
"This is a very early Metro, Mark I."
“Mark I” means the first version of that model. It helps tell which early production cars you’re looking at, since later ones can be different.
“Mark I” is a generation/version label for the Austin Metro, indicating the earliest production phase. It’s a shorthand enthusiasts use to distinguish early cars from later revisions with different details.
Vermilion
"This colour is Vermilion, which was superseded by Cinnabar Red."
Vermilion is the name of the car’s paint color. The host is saying this car was originally painted Vermilion, before the brand switched to a different named color later.
Vermilion is a specific paint color name used for the car’s exterior. The host notes it was later replaced by another named color, Cinnabar Red, which is useful for identifying the correct period finish.
Cinnabar Red
"This colour is Vermilion, which was superseded by Cinnabar Red."
Cinnabar Red is another named paint color used on these cars. The host says it replaced Vermilion, so it’s part of figuring out the car’s correct original color history.
Cinnabar Red is a named factory paint color, referenced here as the successor to Vermilion. Color supersession like this helps date and authenticate cars by matching them to the correct paint offerings.
high line
"Yeah. TheHLwasHighline. Yeah. Sotherefore,thefollowersthatHLSwillbeHighlinespecial."
“Highline” means a nicer, more optioned-up version of the car than the basic one. Here, the host is using it to explain what the letters “HL” stand for.
“Highline” is a trim-level concept meaning a higher-spec version than the base model, typically with more equipment or a more upscale presentation. In this segment, the host explicitly links “HL” to “Highline” to decode the car’s variant naming.
wings and bonnets
"Sowe'remissingafewbitsofpieceslikewingsandbonnets. Well,yeah,butIhavegotallofit. Itjustneedsit'sacompleterestoration,thiscar."
These are body parts. “Wings” are the outer fenders, and the “bonnet” is the hood, and the host is noting they’re missing some pieces for the restoration.
“Wings” and “bonnets” are body panels: wings are the outer front fenders, and the bonnet is the hood. The host is saying the car is missing some of these pieces, which matters for restoration completeness and sourcing correct parts.
Minnie Haynes manual
"LikeIgetalmostasexcitedaboutfindingbitsofthefileasIdothecarsandthethings. Sothat'saMinnieHaynesmanual,that's. Sothat'sthat'showweknowit'sanHLSgunbecauseI'vegottheHLS."
A Haynes manual is a step-by-step repair guide for a specific car. Here, the host is using it like a reference to help identify which version the car is.
A “Haynes manual” is an aftermarket service/repair guide that lays out how to maintain and work on a specific vehicle. The host is using the manual as evidence to identify the car’s variant (HLS) and confirm what they’re looking at.
press car
"I'mtryingtofindaphotographofthisbeingusedbythepressandhavescouredtheinternetandscouredvariousmagazines,can'tfindanything."
A press car is a car the media gets access to for reviews and photos. It’s usually arranged so journalists can talk about the car before or around its release.
A press car is a vehicle provided to journalists or media outlets so they can write reviews, take photos, and cover a new model or special build. These cars are often sourced from manufacturers or special builders and may differ from what regular buyers get.
British Leyland
"IfanybodyknowsanybodywhohasgotaccesstoarchiverecordsofBritishLeylandfromtheearly80s,andyoucanfindusanyinformationaboutthisparticularpresscar."
British Leyland was a big British car company group that made lots of cars in the UK. Here, the host is looking for old records from that era about a specific press car.
British Leyland was a major UK automotive group that owned and produced many brands and models, especially through the 1970s and early 1980s. In this context, the speaker is asking for archival records related to British Leyland press cars from the early 1980s.
Vanden Place
"So this one is an Austrian Metro Vanden Place VP500."
“Vanden Place” sounds like it’s meant to be Vanden Plas, which is a name used for nicer, more upscale versions of some British cars. In this episode it’s part of the special Metro’s name.
“Vanden Place” appears to be a mis-transcription of Vanden Plas, a coachbuilder/trim brand associated with luxury-oriented versions of British cars. The speaker is using it as part of the model name for this Metro VP500 variant.
VP500
"So this one is an Austrian Metro Vanden Place VP500."
VP500 is the name/code for this special Metro variant. The “500” connects to the idea that it was made to mark a 500,000-unit milestone.
VP500 is the designation for this special Vanden Plas–trim Austin Metro variant. The “500” ties it to the commemorative theme around the Metro reaching 500,000 units built.
500,000th Metro
"Sotheythrewaloadofextrasontheseandtheybuilt500oftheseparticularmodelstocelebratethe500,000thmetrobeingbuilt."
The “500,000th Metro” means the Metro hit half a million units built. Special versions were sometimes made to celebrate milestones like that, which is why these cars can be harder to find.
The “500,000th Metro” refers to a production milestone for the Austin Metro line. Limited commemorative builds like the VP500 were created to celebrate that kind of milestone, which is why they’re often rarer than standard trims.
pepperpot alloys
"Thelimitednumbers,whereyougetthepepperpotalloys,yougetfullleatherupholstery,yougetupgradedincarentertainment,yougetsunroof."
Pepperpot alloys are a type of classic wheel design with lots of small holes. They’re a distinctive look that helps identify certain special editions.
“Pepperpot alloys” refers to a specific style of alloy wheel with many small openings/holes, giving a pepper-grinder look. It’s a recognizable visual signature on certain classic Minis and Metros, often associated with factory or period-correct appearance packages.
limited numbers
"Thelimitednumbers,whereyougetthepepperpotalloys,yougetfullleatherupholstery,yougetupgradedincarentertainment,yougetsunroof."
“Limited numbers” means only a small number of these cars were made. Collectors usually like that because it makes the car rarer.
“Limited numbers” describes a production run where only a small quantity of cars were built. In collector circles, limited production often increases desirability—especially when the cars have distinctive factory specifications.
upgraded in-car entertainment
"Thelimitednumbers,whereyougetthepepperpotalloys,yougetfullleatherupholstery,yougetupgradedincarentertainment,yougetsunroof."
This means the car had a better radio/audio system than the standard version. For collectors, having the original upgraded setup can make the car more desirable.
“Upgraded in-car entertainment” refers to a higher-spec audio/infotainment setup than the base model. In classic-car terms, it can include better head units and speakers, and it matters because original equipment can be part of the car’s authenticity.
manual transmission
"Andthisisanautomaticgearbox? No,manual. Okay. They'reallblack,they'reallmanual,andtheyallhadthegoldstripedownthesidewiththepepperpots."
Manual means you change gears yourself using a clutch and a gear stick. This segment says these cars were all manual.
“Manual” means the car uses a manual transmission, where the driver selects gears with a clutch and gear lever. For limited editions, the gearbox choice can affect how the car is spec’d and how it’s valued by enthusiasts.
gold stripe
"They'reallblack,they'reallmanual,andtheyallhadthegoldstripedownthesidewiththepepperpots. Intheday,thesewereafantasticlookingmetro."
A gold stripe is a decorative line on the car’s body. Here, it’s part of the special look that helps identify this limited Metro.
A “gold stripe” is a decorative body decal/paint stripe, often used to visually identify a particular trim or limited-edition package. In this segment, it’s described as running down the side along with the pepperpot wheels.
TLC
"For memory, it needed some TLC. Okay."
“TLC” just means the car needs some extra love—like cleaning up and doing any small fixes. It suggests the car isn’t fully sorted, but it could be made really nice.
“TLC” means the car needs extra care and attention—typically light repairs, detailing, and general upkeep. In classic-car talk, it often implies the vehicle isn’t perfect yet but is worth saving.
MOT
"But I think it also had an MOT on it. An MOT? Had an MOT init, I know."
In the UK, an MOT is a yearly inspection that checks whether a car is safe and meets emissions rules. If a car “has an MOT,” it means it’s been checked and is legally road-legal at least for that period.
An MOT is the UK’s mandatory annual roadworthiness test for cars. It’s used to check that a vehicle meets legal safety and emissions requirements to be driven on public roads.
laser-etched number
"And I'll show you the little laser-etched number that's on the window. So that's how you know it's a proper VP500."
A laser-etched number is a permanent ID mark made with a laser. Collectors use it to confirm the car is the real deal and matches the claimed build number.
A laser-etched number is an identification marking made by a laser, typically used to create tamper-resistant build or sequence numbers. Here, it’s used to verify the car’s authenticity and correct VP500 status.
limited edition
"I love a limited edition rod actually because I just think that they are super rare. Yeah."
A limited edition means only a small number of cars were made. Because there are fewer of them, they tend to be rarer—and often more interesting to collectors.
A limited edition is a production run with a restricted number of cars, often with specific trim, colors, or equipment. The host highlights that limited-edition cars can become especially valuable because fewer survive and they’re rarer to find.
one of six
"Particularly when they were cars that weren't particularly extraordinary in period, they survive, like we see here, one of six in much lower numbers."
“One of six” indicates an extremely small production or surviving count, which strongly affects collector interest. In this context, it’s used to emphasize how few similar cars exist in the relevant configuration.
certificate
"And it came with a certificate when it was new. Have you still got the certificate?"
A certificate is paperwork that proves what the car is and that it matches the claimed special version. Collectors care because it helps verify authenticity.
A certificate (often an authenticity or build certificate) is documentation provided when the car was new or when its special status was verified. The host treats it as part of the proof that the car is correctly specified as a VP500.
one-off
"Sowhen you orderedyour one off ive hundred special black with fancygoldstripes and abandoned floor interior, what what what did you get? You got a certificate."
A one-off means it was built as a single unique car, not one of many. In this story, it’s a custom VP500 order with specific options.
A one-off is a unique, custom-built car rather than a standard production configuration. The host uses it to describe a highly individualized VP500 order with specific paint and interior details.
abandoned floor interior
"Sowhen you orderedyour one off ive hundred special black with fancygoldstripes and abandoned floor interior, what what what did you get? You got a certificate."
This phrase sounds like a specific interior style or material choice for the car. The key point is that the host is listing the exact custom options from the original order.
“Abandoned floor interior” appears to be a specific interior trim/finish description used for this collector car’s custom specification. It’s mentioned as part of the exact order details, implying a named or distinctive interior treatment.
K-series
"Yeah,it'salateMarkIIpriortotheintroductionoftheK-series. Sowhat'sthedealwiththeuhwhatthedealwiththatwastheendofthe80s,Austinwasdisappearedintermsofaname."
The K-series is a type of engine family that Rover later used. The host is saying the car they’re talking about came before that engine was introduced.
The K-series is an engine family used by Rover in the late 1980s and beyond. This segment contrasts the late Mark II Metro with the K-series introduction, implying the Metro being discussed predates that engine changeover.
Metro L spec
"SothisisbasicallyafairlybasicMetroLspec,butwithanMGMetroengine,whichmeanshe'sgotabitofpoke."
“L spec” is the simpler, more basic trim level. The host’s point is that this car starts from a basic Metro, but it gets upgraded with the MG Metro engine.
“L spec” is a trim-level designation meaning a more basic equipment package compared with higher-performance or sport trims. Here, the host says the car is basically a fairly basic Metro L-spec, but with the MG Metro engine, which is the main performance difference.
badge engineering
"The onethingthatalwaysconfusesme uh histhebadge engineeringandthevarianceofwhatessentiallyisthesamecar."
Badge engineering is when two car brands sell almost the same car, but with different badges and styling details. The underlying car is often very similar, even if it looks different on the outside.
Badge engineering is when a manufacturer sells essentially the same car under different brand names or model badges. The changes are usually cosmetic (badges, grilles, trim) rather than major engineering differences.
Austin 1100
"But in the 60s you had the Austin 1100, you had the Morris 1100, yeah, version."
The Austin 1100 is an older British compact car. In this episode, it’s brought up to show how the same basic car idea could be sold with different brand badges.
The Austin 1100 is a classic British compact car from the 1960s, and it’s mentioned here as part of the badge-engineering ecosystem. The host contrasts it with other brands’ similar 1100-series cars (like Morris 1100).
Morris 1100
"But in the 60s you had the Austin 1100, you had the Morris 1100, yeah, version."
The Morris 1100 is an older Morris model that’s being mentioned alongside the Austin 1100. The takeaway here is that car makers often reused the same basic design across brands.
The Morris 1100 is a British compact car that’s being compared directly to the Austin 1100. The comparison supports the episode’s theme: multiple brands selling closely related cars with different badges.
big bore exhaust
"ThereasonwhyIsayitgoeslikestinkisbecauseit'sgotarealit'sgotabigboreexhaustonit. [801.7s] Soit'ssoundslikeit'sgoinglikestink."
A big bore exhaust is an exhaust system with bigger pipes than the factory. Bigger pipes usually make the car breathe easier and sound louder/deeper.
A big bore exhaust uses larger-diameter piping than stock. That typically reduces exhaust restriction, which can increase flow and make the engine sound deeper and louder.
standing exhaust
"Actually,butevenfindingastandingexhaustthesedaysforametroistoughgoing. [826.7s] Iwouldimagine."
“Standing exhaust” here means an exhaust setup that’s already fitted/available for the car. They’re saying it’s tough to find the right one for a Metro these days.
A standing exhaust generally refers to an exhaust system that’s already in place and fitted to the car (as opposed to a removed/loose setup), and in context it’s being contrasted with what’s available to buy today. The speaker is implying that finding the correct type for a Metro is harder than it used to be.
non-original colours
"So,Tim,I'mgoingtositwithmycatwiththisoneandsaynon-originalcolours. Correct,correct."
“Non-original colours” means the car was painted a color it didn’t come with from the factory. Collectors often care because it changes how “original” the car looks.
“Non-original colours” means the car has been repainted in shades that weren’t part of its factory paint options. In collector circles, this can affect originality and how accurately the car matches its original specification.
non-original headlamps
"Also,I'mjustgoingtohaveapuntandsaynon-originalheadlampsonthisonetoo. No,originalheadlamps,actually."
“Non-original headlamps” means the headlights aren’t the exact ones the car originally had. It can happen after repairs or upgrades, and it matters for originality.
“Non-original headlamps” means the front lights are not the exact type that the car would have been fitted with when it left the factory. Even if they still “look right,” different headlamp designs can be a clue about past modifications or repairs.
spotlights
"Oh,thespotlights. Ohno,they'renot. Ohyeah,they'renot. Ohno,they'renot."
Spotlights are extra lights you can mount to help you see farther down the road. In this conversation, they’re checking if the car’s spotlights are original or added later.
“Spotlights” are auxiliary driving lights mounted to add extra forward illumination beyond the standard headlights. The hosts are debating whether these are original to the car or later additions, which affects authenticity.
boy racer box
"Soyou'vebeenattheboyracerboxagain? I'vebeenattheboysracerbox,absolutely. It'slikethedressingupboxformetro."
“Boy racer box” is slang for the flashy, modified look people associate with younger drivers. They’re basically saying the car might have been styled up in that kind of way.
“Boy racer box” is a slang phrase for the kind of styling/trim changes associated with youth-oriented, appearance-first modifications. Here it’s used metaphorically to describe how the car’s look may have been “dressed up” for a Metro.
Italian tune up
"If they are if they are in good shape, mechanically good long run often comes through it, doesn't it? Italian tune-up."
An “Italian tune-up” is a nickname for taking the car out and driving it more aggressively than usual. People do it to help clean the engine and make it feel more responsive.
An “Italian tune-up” is a slang term for driving the car hard—often with higher RPM and sustained load—to help clear out carbon deposits and improve throttle response. It’s not a specific factory procedure; it’s more of a folk method enthusiasts use to “wake up” an engine.
Honda Civic Type R
"It'sgottwoHondaCivictypeRsportsseatsinthefront. It'sgotabored-out1275engine."
The Honda Civic Type R is a sporty version of the Civic that’s meant to be fast and fun to drive. Here, they’re talking about the car’s setup and how it feels on the road.
The Honda Civic Type R is a hot hatch built for front-wheel-drive performance, known for its aggressive tuning and track-focused feel. In this segment, the host is describing a specific Civic Type R setup and how it drives.
bored-out 1275 engine
"It'sgotabored-out1275engine. SoIthinkit'srunningeither1293or1310."
“Bored out” means the engine cylinders were enlarged to make the engine bigger. That usually helps it make more power compared to the original size.
A bored-out engine means the cylinder bores have been machined larger than stock, which increases displacement. A “1275” refers to the engine’s approximate original displacement class, and increasing it can improve power and throttle response.
side-mounted exhaust
"Itkeepsupwiththetrafficandit'sgotaside-mountedexhaustaswell,whichI'llshowyoulater. Soallthesemodificationsweredoneobviouslybeforeitcametoyou."
A side-mounted exhaust puts the exhaust pipe and tip on the side of the car. It can affect the sound and how the car is laid out under the body.
A side-mounted exhaust routes the exhaust outlet to the side of the vehicle instead of the more common rear exit. This can be a packaging choice for small cars and can also change how the car sounds and where heat is directed.
go-kart
"Littlego-kart. Sothisisyourgo-kart. Thisisthego-kart."
When someone says “go-kart,” they mean the car feels small and nimble, with quick steering and an easy, fun drive. It’s a comparison to how karts feel, not a specific part.
“Go-kart” is a driving description meaning the car feels light, direct, and quick to respond like a small kart. In enthusiast talk, it usually points to steering feel and low-speed agility rather than literal kart components.
twin-carb
"Becauseit'stwincarbs,thetwinthecarbsjustneedsettingupproperly. Okay."
Twin carbs means there are two carburetors feeding the engine. They need to be adjusted so the engine gets the right fuel/air mixture for smooth running.
Twin carbs means the engine uses two carburetors—typically one for each side of the intake system—to meter fuel and air. Proper carb setup (tuning) is important because it affects throttle response, idle quality, and overall drivability.
998 Metro L
"Iftheywantanoriginal998MetroLfrom1982,thisisn'tthecarforthem."
This is a specific early Austin/Morris Metro version with a 998cc engine and an “L” trim level. The host is saying that if you want a Metro exactly as it left the factory, this isn’t the kind of car being discussed.
The 998 Metro L refers to a 998cc Austin/Morris Metro “L” trim, a small-displacement, early-1980s British hatchback. In this discussion, it’s used as an example of an original-spec Metro that purists would want to keep unmodified.
horses for courses
"Butiftheywantsomethingthat'sbeentricked,andtrickedsensibly,isabitoffunandisabitloudandabituncomfortable,it'sjusthorsesforcourses,reallySam."
It means different people like different things. In this case, some buyers want an original car, while others want a modified one that’s fun and characterful—even if it’s not comfortable.
“Horses for courses” is a proverb meaning different people want different things, and there’s no single “right” choice. In the episode, it’s used to argue that a loud, uncomfortable, modified Metro can be exactly what the right buyer is looking for.
purest VP Philly Boots It's Your Own Car stance
"SowheredoyoustandonthepurestVPhillyBootsIt'sYourOwnCarstancewithMetros?"
They’re talking about a disagreement in car culture: some people want cars kept original, while others believe the owner should modify their own car however they like. It’s basically a “purist vs personal choice” argument.
This phrase describes a purist-versus-modifier debate: the “purest” camp values originality, while the “it’s your own car” camp argues owners should personalize their cars. The host is framing it as a philosophical stance within the Metro community.
racing seats
"Um,you'vegotthebonnetoff,you'veobviouslygotstrippedout,it'sverylightweightinside,you'vegotracingseats. AndIwonderedwhetheratsomepointyouwereplanningondoingsometrackdaysinit."
Racing seats are special seats meant for driving hard. They hold you in place better in corners and are often lighter than normal seats.
Racing seats are sport seats designed to hold the driver firmly during hard cornering. They’re typically lighter and have more aggressive side bolsters than standard seats, which helps reduce driver movement and improves control.
track day
"AndIwonderedwhetheratsomepointyouwereplanningondoingsometrackdaysinit. Andifyouarecomingup. Shouldwedoit?"
A track day is when people drive their own cars on a racetrack. It’s usually for practice and learning, not for formal racing.
A track day is an event where drivers take their own cars onto a closed circuit for practice and fun, often with coaching and timed sessions. It’s different from racing because the focus is usually on driver experience and car testing rather than competition.
matching numbers
"Doesitaddordetractfromvalueifthesearen'tmatchingnumbers? BecauseIknowinmyworldalotofthetimeweallwematchingnumberswilladdvalue. Butdoesabigengineaddthevalueordoestheoriginalsmallengine?"
“Matching numbers” is when the important parts on a car are the original ones that go with the vehicle’s identity. Collectors usually like it because it means the car hasn’t been heavily modified.
“Matching numbers” means the vehicle’s key components (like engine and sometimes transmission) are the original ones with the same identifying numbers as when it left the factory. Collectors often pay more for matching numbers because it signals originality and reduces uncertainty about what’s been swapped.
originality
"Ithinkagain,ifyou'regoingbackfororiginalityandmatchingnumbers,that'swherethevalueis. Okay. I'veprobablydetractedfromthevalueofthisvanbydoingwhat I'vedone."
In classic-car collecting, “originality” refers to how much of the car remains as it was when built—especially original engine, trim, and configuration. The host frames originality as the main driver of value when comparing an engine swap versus keeping the original small engine.
MG Express
"SowiththeRover25MGZR,whentheyintroducedtheMGExpress."
The MG Express is a van model based on MG’s small-car platform. The host is saying MG/Rover should have made it earlier, and then explains how it relates to the Rover 25 and MG ZR.
The MG Express is a small van derived from the Rover 25/MG ZR family. In this segment, it’s central to the discussion of a “van that never was” and how MG/Rover eventually did build a van version.
PL
"EverythingwasprobablyaboutfiveyearslaterthanitshouldhavebeenforthePL."
“PL” is an abbreviation the speaker is using for a particular plan or timeline. The excerpt doesn’t say what it stands for, so we can’t be sure exactly which program they mean.
“PL” is an abbreviation in the speaker’s discussion, likely referring to a specific internal product/market timeline or program. The transcript doesn’t expand it here, so the exact meaning can’t be confirmed from this excerpt alone.
Rover Commerce
"Yeah,sowiththeRover25,theyhadtheMGsorry,theRoverCommerce,whichisthe25van."
The Rover Commerce is a Rover-branded van. The speaker is comparing it to the MG Express and explaining how both were related to the Rover 25 platform.
The Rover Commerce is a Rover-branded van variant built on the same general small-car/van family as the Rover 25. In this segment, it’s mentioned as the 25-van counterpart to the MG Express.
stickers
"Sohadthestickersdonetotoreflectthefactthatit'saMGMetrovan."
Here, “stickers” means decals or badges on the outside of the van. The host is saying they should match the MG Metro van identity.
In this context, “stickers” refers to exterior decals/badging used to visually identify the vehicle’s correct model/variant. The host is emphasizing that the right markings matter for authenticity and identity.
reliable little car
"Becauseit'ssuchareliablelittlecar,this. AndI'vebeentoshowsinthis,italwaysgetslotsofattention."
The speaker is just saying the car is dependable. They don’t mention a specific mechanical reason in this part of the transcript.
“Reliable little car” is an opinionated description rather than a specific automotive term with a defined technical meaning. It’s still relevant as a buying/ownership sentiment, but there’s no specific system or issue named in this excerpt.
pearl white
"I've had it painted pearl white rather than a normal white as well."
“Pearl white” is a white paint that has tiny shimmer particles in it. That shimmer makes the car look more interesting than a plain, flat white.
“Pearl white” is a paint color that uses pearlescent pigments, which create a subtle shimmer and depth as light hits the surface. It’s different from flat “normal white” because the finish can look slightly different in different lighting.
gearbot
"And because they didn't change the engine or the gearbot, it doesn't feel like cultural, does it?"
“Gearbot” here means an automatic-style gearbox that handles the shifting for you. The speaker’s point is that if the gearbox doesn’t change, the driving feel stays similar.
“Gearbot” is a colloquial way to refer to an automated gearbox system—often meaning a transmission that shifts automatically rather than using a traditional manual clutch. In this context, the speaker is saying the van’s drivetrain didn’t change, so it doesn’t feel like a different kind of vehicle.
boomier
"It's a bit more boomier than a saloon because yeah, I've got less less insulation, particularly in the back area."
“Boomier” means it sounds more “thumpy” or resonant. The speaker says it’s because the van has less insulation, especially toward the back.
“Boomier” is used to describe a louder, more resonant sound character—often meaning the cabin has more low-frequency noise or less sound deadening. The speaker links it to reduced insulation in the van’s rear area.
insulation
"It's a bit more boomier than a saloon because yeah, I've got less less insulation, particularly in the back area."
They mean the materials that help keep noise down and reduce heat. Less insulation in the back means more noise and echo inside the van.
In automotive usage, “insulation” here refers to sound-deadening and thermal barrier materials that reduce cabin noise and heat transfer. The speaker specifically notes less insulation in the rear area, which contributes to the “echo” and “boomier” feel.
Echo
"Bit of an echo. Bit of an echo. There is a bit of an echo there."
“Echo” means the sound bounces around inside the van and comes back to you. The speaker is saying the interior makes that happen a bit more.
“Echo” describes how sound reflects inside the cabin, creating repeated or lingering noise rather than a tight, controlled sound. Vans often have more boxy interior geometry, which can amplify reflections, especially with less rear insulation.
7075
"And it'll puddle along at 7075 all day because it's got the 1272."
They’re talking about cruising speed—basically saying it can keep going at a steady fast pace for a long time. The exact units are unclear from the transcript, but it’s about sustained highway driving.
“7075” appears to be a transcription of a speed range the speaker can maintain (“70/75” mph or km/h). The key point is that the van can cruise at that pace for extended periods because of its engine/gear setup.
1272
"And it'll puddle along at 7075 all day because it's got the 1272."
“1272” likely means the engine size is about 1.272 liters (1,272 cc). They’re saying that engine size is why the van can comfortably keep a steady speed all day.
“1272” is almost certainly shorthand for an engine displacement of 1,272 cc (1.272 liters), commonly used by enthusiasts when discussing small-displacement engines. In this context, the speaker is saying the van’s 1.272L engine helps it cruise steadily for long periods.
five-speed gearbox
"I'massumingthatyetagaintheyneglectedtoputafive-speedgearbox. Ofcourse,absolutely."
A five-speed gearbox is a manual transmission with five forward gears. It helps the engine stay in the right rev range, but it can be harder to keep strong if the car is pushed hard.
A five-speed gearbox is a manual transmission with five forward gear ratios. More gears can help keep the engine in its best power band, but it also adds complexity and stress to the drivetrain.
A-series engine
"WeneveractuallygotroundtothatwiththeA-Seriesengines. ItwasonlywiththeadventoftheK-Seriesthattheygotthebenefitofthefivespeed."
The A-Series is a classic British engine design used in older small cars. Here, the point is that those cars weren’t originally paired with a five-speed transmission.
The A-Series is a family of small-displacement inline-four engines associated with classic British cars, especially MG and Mini-era applications. In this context, the speaker is saying those engines didn’t initially get the benefit of a five-speed gearbox.
turbos blew their boxes
"Doyouthinkthat'swhysomanyturbosblewtheirboxes? Yes,yes,we'vetalkedaboutthatbefore,haven'twe?"
“Blowing their boxes” means the transmission fails. Turbo engines can make a lot more twisting force than the gearbox can safely handle, so it can break.
“Blowing their boxes” is enthusiast slang for transmission failure—typically gears, bearings, or internal components breaking under load. Turbocharged engines can create higher torque than the gearbox was designed to handle, which increases the odds of catastrophic drivetrain damage.
recommissioning
"Itjustneedsanelementofrecommissioning. Okay. Ihaven'tbeenoutinitforaboutsixtotwelvemonths."
Recommissioning means getting a car that’s been sitting back to a safe, usable condition. It usually involves inspections and basic checks before you drive it again.
Recommissioning is the process of bringing a stored or non-running vehicle back into service. It often includes checking fluids, electrics, brakes, and making sure the car is safe and reliable before driving.
jump pack
"Thisonewillbejumppack,airandthetiesandpage. Yeah,absolutely. Absolutely."
A jump pack is a portable battery you can use to start a car when the battery is too weak. It’s handy for cars that haven’t been driven in a while.
A jump pack is a portable battery booster used to start a car with a weak or dead battery. It’s commonly used when a vehicle has been sitting for a while and the battery can’t provide enough current.
Kawasaki Green
"Kermit,probablythesamewiththatone,theKawasakiGreenone. TheSport,probablythesamewiththatone."
“Kawasaki Green” is just a nickname for a bright green paint color. Here it’s being used to tell which car they mean based on its color.
“Kawasaki Green” is a named paint-color reference, used by enthusiasts to describe a specific vivid green shade. In this segment it’s used as a nickname for a particular car’s color, helping identify which vehicle they’re talking about.
raspy exhaust note
"[1641.8s] It'ssuchagreatlittlecar. [1643.6s] It'snotparticularlyfast,butitgetsdowntheroadfine. [1646.4s] It'sgotlotsofcharacter,you'vegottheraspyexhaustnote."
“Exhaust note” just means the sound the exhaust makes. “Raspy” means it sounds rough and gritty, and the host says that sound is part of what makes the car fun.
An “exhaust note” is the sound your car’s exhaust makes, and “raspy” describes a rough, gritty tone rather than a smooth, muted one. On older cars like the MG Metro, exhaust sound is often part of the appeal because it adds character at low speeds.
not going fast but you feel like you are
"[1649.7s] ThethingwiththeMetros,whichIlove,orthethingwithanycarlikethisthatIlove,isthatyou'renotgoingfast,butyoufeellikeyouare. [1655.8s] Youare. [1656.2s] Youreallyfeellikeyouare. [1657.4s] Andthat'sthefun."
Some cars make you feel like you’re going quicker than you really are. The host’s point is that the fun comes from how the car feels and sounds, not from chasing high speeds.
This is a driving-experience concept: some cars create a strong sense of speed through steering feel, engine response, and sound, even if you aren’t actually traveling very fast. The host argues that this “feel” is what makes small cars like the Metro enjoyable—fun over outright speed.
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