About this episode
A lively discussion unfolds as the hosts dive into the quirks of car culture, sharing humorous anecdotes about their own automotive misadventures. They explore the idea of what the next James Bond car should be, debating between discreet options like a Subaru Outback and more flashy alternatives. Listeners are treated to stories of driving recklessly for personal reasons, including a memorable tale of a listener racing to the hospital for the birth of his child. The episode balances nostalgia with humor, making for an engaging listen.
Jonny and Richard answer listeners’ questions about car makers bringing back old names, a car media basketball team, the next Bond car, injuries as a result of car nerdery, and times when it’s okay to drive like a flute.
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Gillette Vertica
"...a car called the Gillette. What the Gillette or Gillette, I presume, but genuinely called the Gillette. Yeah, gosh. They used to make a car called the Vertica..."
The Gillette Vertica is a car made by a company called Gillette, which is not very well-known. It has a special design and has been used in racing competitions.
The Gillette Vertica is a car that was produced by the Belgian manufacturer Gillette. It is known for its unique design and has participated in various racing events, including the 24 Hours of Spa.
24 Hours of Spa
"...campaigned an alpha engine, a Gillette Vertica, and 24 hours of spar a number of times..."
The 24 Hours of Spa is a famous car race that lasts for 24 hours. It takes place in Belgium and is known for being very tough for the cars and drivers.
The 24 Hours of Spa is a prestigious endurance racing event held annually at the Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps in Belgium. It is known for its challenging conditions and attracts many top teams and drivers.
Aston Martin DBS
"...the next Bond car, that Bruce is yet somehow classy and understated, asked in DBS, from on her majesty's secret service was just peak Bond car. He did, he said, in my opinion..."
The Aston Martin DBS is a fancy sports car that looks great and goes fast. It's famous for being used by the character James Bond in movies.
The Aston Martin DBS is a luxury sports car known for its elegant design and high performance. It has been featured in various James Bond films, making it iconic in automotive and film history.
Honda Jazz
"...a 2007 Honda jazz with a dent in the rear bumper is not in keeping with a 007 cannon. It has to be something special. What do you think?"
The Honda Jazz is a small car that's easy to drive and has a lot of space inside. It's known for being reliable and good on gas.
The Honda Jazz, also known as the Honda Fit in some markets, is a subcompact car known for its practicality, fuel efficiency, and spacious interior. It is often chosen for its reliability and versatility.
Subaru Outback
"...I said in my EVO column, but it has to be a Subaru Outback. Because, yeah, it's much more, if you sort of say, oh, a Bond should go back to first principles..."
The Subaru Outback is a type of SUV that can handle rough roads and bad weather. It's known for being dependable and good for outdoor activities.
The Subaru Outback is a versatile crossover SUV known for its all-wheel drive capabilities and practicality. It's often favored for its ruggedness and reliability, making it suitable for various driving conditions.
hybrid systems
"...probably because of the other stupid hybrid systems rubbish, right? But the thing I thought would go well with the..."
Hybrid systems are parts of some cars that use both gasoline and electricity to make them run better and use less fuel.
Hybrid systems refer to technology in vehicles that combine a traditional internal combustion engine with an electric motor to improve fuel efficiency and reduce emissions.
Mini
"...and I based this on last week or so on my cousin and we were talking about in the 80s, her parents had a mini..."
The Mini is a small, cute car that many people like to drive because it's fun and easy to park. It's famous for its unique look.
The Mini is a small car known for its distinctive design and fun driving experience. It has a rich history and is often associated with British automotive culture.
Mini Special Edition Sprite
"...it's mini. It was a mini special edition sprite, not the, the one that became a production..."
The Mini Special Edition Sprite is a special version of the classic Mini car. It's small and has a unique look that makes it fun to drive.
The Mini Special Edition Sprite is a variant of the classic Mini, known for its compact size and distinctive styling. It is often celebrated for its fun driving experience and unique design elements that set it apart from standard models.
discreet mods
"...it's had some discreet mods and a credibly slurry gear."
Discreet mods are small changes made to a car to improve it, like better parts or a nicer look, but they are not obvious. They help the car perform better while keeping its original style.
Discreet mods refer to subtle modifications made to a vehicle that enhance its performance or appearance without being overly noticeable. These can include upgrades to the engine, suspension, or aesthetic changes that maintain the car's original look.
reliable
"The drive trade is reliable and it can take such a cold pounding, well, yes in it."
When we say a car is reliable, it means it works well and doesn't break down often. People like reliable cars because they save money on repairs and are easier to use.
In automotive terms, reliable refers to a vehicle's ability to perform consistently well without frequent breakdowns or issues. Reliability is a key factor for many car buyers, as it impacts maintenance costs and overall ownership experience.
W-8
"...the owner of said W-8 sprung out the driver's seat to ask how I was, and I could only reply with a feeble, I was staring at your car."
The Volkswagen W-8 is a special car with a unique engine shape that helps it perform well. It's not very common, which makes it interesting to car lovers.
The Volkswagen W-8 is a unique model known for its distinctive W8 engine configuration, which combines two V4 engines. This car is notable for its performance and engineering design, making it a rare find among enthusiasts.
Saab 9-3
"...because I was trying to catch an interesting sub. In the late model 93 wagon went past, but it was a turbo, I thought it might have"
The Saab 9-3 is a car made by the company Saab. It's known for being stylish and having a turbo engine, which helps it go faster and perform better.
The Saab 9-3 is a compact executive car that was produced by the Swedish automaker Saab from 1998 until 2014. It is known for its unique design and turbocharged engine options, offering a blend of performance and practicality.
Tesla Model 93
"trying to catch an interesting sub. In the late model 93 wagon went past, but it was a turbo, I thought it..."
The Tesla Model 3 is a type of car that runs on electricity instead of gasoline, which means it’s better for the environment. It's known for being fast and having cool technology, like a big touchscreen inside. People talk about it because it's changing how we think about cars and driving.
The Tesla Model 3 is an all-electric sedan that has gained significant popularity for its performance, range, and advanced technology features. It represents a shift towards sustainable transportation and has played a crucial role in making electric vehicles more mainstream. The Model 3 is often discussed in the context of its innovative approach to driving and its impact on the automotive industry.
Saab Turbo X
"been a turbo X, or wheel drive, very rare, and quite a delight for a sub-pervert, which..."
The Saab Turbo X is a special version of a Saab car that has a turbocharged engine, which makes it faster. It's also all-wheel drive, meaning it can handle better in different weather conditions. This model is rare and loved by car fans.
The Saab Turbo X is a high-performance variant of the Saab 9-3, featuring a turbocharged engine and all-wheel drive. It is known for its rarity and unique styling, appealing to enthusiasts who appreciate its sporty characteristics.
all-wheel drive
"been a turbo X, or wheel drive, very rare, and quite a delight for a sub-pervert, which..."
All-wheel drive means that all four wheels of a car get power from the engine, helping the car grip the road better. This is useful in rain or snow, making it safer to drive.
All-wheel drive (AWD) is a drivetrain configuration that allows all four wheels of a vehicle to receive power from the engine simultaneously. This enhances traction and stability, especially in adverse weather conditions or off-road situations.
Volvo P 1800
"...there's a bone find that's coming out quite soon on a Volvo P1800, where unfortunately it caught on camera, where the car breaks just suddenly..."
The Volvo P1800 is a vintage car that many people admire for its good looks and reliability. It was made a long time ago, from 1961 to 1973, and is popular among collectors.
The Volvo P1800 is a classic sports coupe known for its stylish design and durability. It was produced from 1961 to 1973 and has become a beloved model among car enthusiasts.
handbrake
"...where the car breaks just suddenly, the handbrake just suddenly let go..."
The handbrake is a lever that you pull to keep the car from moving when it's parked. It's especially important if you're on a hill so the car doesn't roll away.
The handbrake, also known as the parking brake, is a mechanism used to keep a vehicle stationary when parked. It is typically engaged manually and is crucial for preventing the car from rolling when parked on an incline.
winch
"...we'd manage to winch it out of the garage onto quite a steep garden in the sun..."
A winch is a tool that helps pull heavy things, like cars, out of tough spots. It's often used when a car gets stuck and needs help getting out.
A winch is a mechanical device used to pull or lift heavy objects, often using a rope or cable. In automotive contexts, it's commonly used to recover vehicles that are stuck or to pull them out of difficult situations.
Senator
"...yeah, that was a Senator, courtly turbo Senator. Oh, yeah."
The Holden Senator is a luxury car from Australia that offers a powerful engine and sporty features. It's designed for those who want a comfortable ride with a bit of excitement.
The Holden Senator is a high-performance luxury sedan that was produced by the Australian manufacturer Holden. It is known for its powerful engine and sporty handling, making it a popular choice among car enthusiasts.
Ford Fiesta ST
"...I climbed into my Ford Fiesta ST and set off, no reversing necessary as I'd backed into the space where I arrived for a quick exit."
The Ford Fiesta ST is a sporty version of the regular Fiesta, designed for better performance and handling. It has a more powerful engine and features that make it fun to drive.
The Ford Fiesta ST is a performance-oriented version of the standard Fiesta, featuring a turbocharged engine and sport-tuned suspension for enhanced driving dynamics.
1.6 litres
"...this silence was broken by the sound of 1.6 litres bouncing off the limiter while the..."
'1.6 litres' describes the size of the engine in the car. It tells you how much air and fuel the engine can hold, which affects how powerful the car is.
The term '1.6 litres' refers to the engine displacement, which indicates the total volume of all the cylinders in the engine. A larger displacement typically means more power and torque.
redline
"Entering the motorway I hit redline every year and imagined Carlos signed senior in a rally car working against the clock."
Redline is the highest speed your car's engine can safely go. If you go past that speed, you could hurt the engine.
Redline refers to the maximum engine speed at which the engine can operate safely. Exceeding this limit can cause engine damage.
limiter
"the Fiesta screened past bouncing off the limiter before his gear change, declining to 67 or 68."
A limiter is a system in cars that stops the engine from going too fast to avoid breaking it.
The limiter is a feature in modern vehicles that prevents the engine from exceeding a certain RPM to protect it from damage.
pulley
"...drive like a complete crankshaft, pulley remover, yours, Mike?"
A pulley is a round wheel that helps move things around in the engine, like making sure the alternator works. It's a simple but important part of how the car runs.
A pulley is a wheel on an axle or shaft designed to support movement and change of direction of force. In automotive applications, pulleys are often used in the engine to drive various components like the alternator and water pump.
crankshaft
"...drive like a complete crankshaft, pulley remover, yours, Mike?"
A crankshaft is a part of the engine that helps turn the energy from the fuel into movement, making the car go. It's an important piece for how the engine works.
A crankshaft is a key component in an engine that converts the linear motion of the pistons into rotational motion, which ultimately drives the vehicle's wheels. It's essential for the engine's operation and performance.
Mercedes-Benz SLS
"...I was at my oldest mate's wedding and I was in an SLS Mercedes."
The Mercedes-Benz SLS is a fancy sports car that has unique doors that open upwards. It's known for being fast and stylish, making it a popular choice among car enthusiasts.
The Mercedes-Benz SLS is a luxury sports car known for its distinctive gullwing doors and high-performance capabilities. It features a powerful V8 engine and is celebrated for its design and engineering.
Land Rover Range Rover
"It was in my old Range Rover, when my son had a major asthma attack and you know"
The Range Rover is a high-end SUV made by Land Rover, famous for being able to drive off-road while still being very comfortable inside.
The Range Rover is a luxury SUV produced by Land Rover, known for its off-road capabilities and upscale features.
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